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(Kos)   Hilarious photo sequence of Bush trying to give German chancellor a neckrub -- and her reaction   (dailykos.com) divider line 375
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2006-07-18 01:05:39 PM  
Bush can massage whomever he likes. He's got control of the giant, shiny, red, candy-like button...
 
2006-07-18 01:05:48 PM  
There are reports that see was upset after this happen, and the incident is being investegated for a possible crime. This is SEXUAL HARRASMENT. Put that on the list of impeachable offenses.
 
2006-07-18 01:07:07 PM  
So how long will it be before we see that video run with audio of "That's Amore!"?
 
2006-07-18 01:07:41 PM  
Touch me not, I am magi.
 
2006-07-18 01:08:48 PM  
He should have used one of these...
img73.imageshack.us
She might have enjoyed it!
 
2006-07-18 01:09:42 PM  
As he is walking away, she turns toward him and smiles. I think most of you need to watch the video instead of just looking at the pictures.

IsThisNecessary
 
2006-07-18 01:11:59 PM  
"There are reports that see was upset after this happen, and the incident is being investegated for a possible crime."

Source?

/no skilz
 
2006-07-18 01:12:46 PM  
I can totally see what he said right before he put his hands on her.

"Does GWB have to choke a biatch?"
 
2006-07-18 01:12:54 PM  
Between this and the "shiat" open mic slipup from yesterday it is obvious that the leader of one of the most powerful nations on the planet has the social skills of a nine year old!

The thing that stuck out to me about the video of him with Blair yesterday were Bush's atrocious table manners! He's kicked back like he's hanging out at his brother's house, stuffing as much food in his mouth has he possibly can, talking with his mouth full and not even chewing with his mouth closed!

I've actually seen nine year olds with better eating manners than this, so compairing them to Bush is an insult to the nine year olds.
 
2006-07-18 01:13:49 PM  
I'm seriously concerned that Bush's mind is starting to deteriorate.

/starting?
 
2006-07-18 01:16:33 PM  
"Buster! Don't... Do.. That..."
myspace-399.vo.llnwd.net
 
2006-07-18 01:16:51 PM  
I imagine the correct caption on the last frame to be along the lines of...

"Damnit George! I don't have strings in my back! Tony is over there!"
 
2006-07-18 01:17:01 PM  
Loki-L

The only thing even remotely worthy of reporting, regarding Bush's G8 trip, is that he's a total ass.

He hasn't actually done anything of value. He's just there for the roast pig and ice cream.
 
2006-07-18 01:18:28 PM  
HITLER DOES NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!



. . . wrong chancellor?
 
2006-07-18 01:19:03 PM  
inkydreams.net

Buster would be so proud.
 
2006-07-18 01:20:34 PM  
Seriously, this is george bush we're talking about. Just be glad he didn't 'goose' her and then tell her to go grab him a coffee.
 
2006-07-18 01:21:29 PM  
if she didn't want it she shouldn't have been dressing so sexy.
 
2006-07-18 01:21:34 PM  
Question: How long has Rachel Dratch been Chancellor of Germany?
 
2006-07-18 01:23:24 PM  
you know the punani outlook is low when dubs needs to hit up the deutschmarket for some aktion.
 
2006-07-18 01:23:27 PM  
That's what she gets for dressing like such a slut.
 
2006-07-18 01:23:37 PM  
art-man

I think your view of America is skewed by the city you currently reside in. Come down south away from Philly and I'll show you plenty of thin, tone, beautiful Americans on the beach.

or go eat another cheese steak ass
 
2006-07-18 01:26:54 PM  
What a douche.
 
2006-07-18 01:27:19 PM  
Can we get some other sources for this story?

I know we have those pics posted above (thank god, cuz the source was farked) but those are in german; can we get an source in english? Please?
 
2006-07-18 01:27:20 PM  
Bush is more like a court jester than a president. I can picture him dancing away from that back massage, the bells on his hat and shoes jingling.
 
2006-07-18 01:30:06 PM  
There is nothing about this in the legit press, US or otherwise.
 
2006-07-18 01:31:03 PM  
Nothing so far, that is.
 
2006-07-18 01:35:50 PM  
Is it possible to have a more embarrassing president?
 
2006-07-18 01:36:25 PM  
Thurg
There is nothing about this in the legit press, US or otherwise.

Give 'em time, they're still on the "shiat into a microphone" story.

Rove is probably hoping the stem cell veto story will eclipse this before it gets much attention in the US media.
 
2006-07-18 01:38:08 PM  
edstate: Saw the vid... looked like she was laughing. MHO.

No way. Her facial expressions and especially her jerky movements all screamed, "GWB's hands are NOT welcome on me."

Stangely, though, GWB doesn't have his classic smirk on while he's doing this, either, so it doesn't look like he's joking around. It looked to me like, "Hey, your necklace is coming undone, here, I'll fix it for you."

Or he was considering strangling her.

Or he was intentionally making her uncomfortable.

Looks like someone needs to sit GWB down yet again and go over what SHOULD and what SHOULD NOT be done with foreign dignitaries.

Just another reason for me to put my head on my desk for a while and pray that I'm dreaming the most awful dream of my life and I'll wake up soon.
 
2006-07-18 01:39:18 PM  
>>>TheWolfdog>>>

"art-man

I think your view of America is skewed by the city you currently reside in. Come down south away from Philly and I'll show you plenty of thin, tone, beautiful Americans on the beach.

or go eat another cheese steak ass"

Where's that...New Orleans? It's ok. I'm now less apathetic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNjCI2XnrkY&search=daily%20show%20g8

/thanks jon stewart
 
2006-07-18 01:40:21 PM  
zappaisfrank: The thing that stuck out to me about the video of him with Blair yesterday were Bush's atrocious table manners! He's kicked back like he's hanging out at his brother's house, stuffing as much food in his mouth has he possibly can, talking with his mouth full and not even chewing with his mouth closed!

"It's good to be the King!"
 
2006-07-18 01:41:36 PM  
Just out of curiosity, does Bush actually PAY you guys to freak out over non-issues like this, just to make him look like a paragon of rational maturity by comparison? "OMG! Bush rubbed the shoulders of some german broad none of us knew existed prior to this thread! IT'S THE END OF TEH WORLD!!!11elventy!"

Meanwhile, he continues to to do things like threaten to veto even the most conservative stem cell propopsition, and he gets away with it while you people gibber like monkeys over him saying "Yeah, Blair", which you misheard as "Yo, Blair". Like maybe both aren't equally inconsequential.
 
2006-07-18 01:44:34 PM  
jennyz: Is it possible to have a more embarrassing president?

He's kinda like a watered down version of Paulie Shore's character. Except that at the end of his movies, most of the people liked him.

So having Paulie Shore as the President would probably be worse.

Probably.
 
2006-07-18 01:45:21 PM  
I think he was trying to choke the biatch!
 
2006-07-18 01:48:55 PM  
AladinSane: Meanwhile, he continues to to do things like threaten to veto even the most conservative stem cell propopsition, and he gets away with it while you people gibber like monkeys over him saying "Yeah, Blair", which you misheard as "Yo, Blair". Like maybe both aren't equally inconsequential.

Uh...yeah! Instead of talking about this stuff, we should be sending letters to the White House, telling them what we think they should be doing, since they work for US, after all!

And I'm sure they'll listen! 'Cause, if it's one thing everybody knows, it's that the GWB administration cares what the constituents think!

It's tough enough to get my state senators on track.
 
2006-07-18 01:48:57 PM  
Irrational, emotionally fragile by nature, female coworkers are a peculiar animal. They are very insecure about their appearance. Be sure to tell them how good they look every day even if they're homely and unkempt. You're doing a great job, Muriel, and you're prettier than Mamie Van Doren. And remember, nothing says "good job" like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.
 
2006-07-18 01:51:08 PM  
http://www.crapville.com/video_holder.asp?ID=701
 
2006-07-18 01:53:06 PM  
g92vr4: the pictures make it look like she was confused, scared, upset, what have you.. but when I watch the vid, she looks like she enjoyed it.

That's exactly the impression I get. When she puts her arms up, it doesn't seems like she's really trying to shrug Bush off, and right before the guy passes in front of the camera, it looks like she's smiling at Bush.
 
2006-07-18 01:53:51 PM  
the amount of f*cktards that are ACTUALLY getting worked up over something this silly (and the shiat comment too) is really quite amazing. Only on Fark.
 
2006-07-18 01:58:17 PM  
Aren't there any body language farkers out there? Isn't it true that when shaking hands with someone if you put your left hand on their right arm you are controlling the situation?
Grabbing their arm as you are walking controls the direction of the walk? Grabbing her shoulders like that is a way of saying "I'm the top dog here"?
 
2006-07-18 01:58:25 PM  
Whatever. This and the open mic gaffe don't really bother me. The policies of this administration do.
 
2006-07-18 01:59:05 PM  
So um, what if our president were Hillary, and the Japan President "innocently" walking by suddenly comes up to her and tries to sneak in a massage. Does it look like Americans, much less Hillary, would be impressed with Japan?

No, it would look like Japan was kinda sleezy and crappy. It would look bad on Japan.

That's the image Germany has of the US right NOW.
 
2006-07-18 01:59:28 PM  
Hilarious really, when did he possibly think it was appropriate to do something like that?

Did he think that Merkel rose to the position as a woman by taking that kind of patronizing move in public? And in front of the press?

Damn Dubya, did you get into the german beer while you were there?
 
2006-07-18 02:01:33 PM  
suburban, damned bee...

THANK YOU. i come into this thread expecting buster pics aplenty, and have to scroll all the way to the bottom to get 'em? fark sucks like duke now.
 
2006-07-18 02:02:48 PM  
Fark Me with a Chainsaw "the amount of f*cktards that are ACTUALLY getting worked up over something this silly (and the shiat comment too) is really quite amazing. Only on Fark."


You must not have been around for the;

"Bush flipps off the media - look, here's a digitaly zoomed in image of his thumb which looks like a middle finger"

thread, or the

"Bush wore a transmitter at the debate with Kerry, here are the doctored photos of his back which is actually the back of his bullet proof vest under his suit jacket" thread.
 
2006-07-18 02:06:06 PM  
www.theaustralian.news.com.au

...But Putin!
 
2006-07-18 02:06:43 PM  
I don't like Bush any more than the next guy, but this is a PERFECT example of why the "liberal media" has the reputation it does. This is 100% manipulation. Watching the video makes it perfectly clear that what the pictures are meant to portray is the exact opposite of what actually happened. And pretty much every liberal fell for it... that's what's sad.

-Wood

/Happy hating both parties equally
 
2006-07-18 02:07:22 PM  
first DU now KOS, both have been farked.
 
2006-07-18 02:08:17 PM  
If Clinton had done it, the typical repub's head would have exploded.

Because it's one of their own, it's obviously no big deal.
 
2006-07-18 02:08:34 PM  
All you dummies who think she enjoyed it (yes, I saw the vid) ought to try doing that to the hottest female wherever you work. Go ahead, I dare you.

And Chainsaw, I could give a fark that he said the "s-word", but talking with his mouth open while thinking that China is "in the neighborhood" is just embarrassing to all Americans.

Is Boosh drinking again?

xxyr.com

Looks like Miller Lite to me. What's with the hair?

/ Figures he's drink crappy beer.
 
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