Now apologize for all your movies since Drunken Master II.
/Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin, best Chan flick evar!

The video (with English subtitles): Jackie Chan Drunk On Stage (pops)

I haven't seen that level of drunken audience-baiting since the Fear concert.


Fear has better jokes, though.

me put pee pee in your coke!


because i endorse pepsi, you stereotyping bigot!

I think we farked China

The world needs more crazy drunken celebrities doing crazy drunken antics.

I've always liked Jackie Chan, seems like he would be a very nice guy. Except when he's cussing you out on stage, of course.

Where is the micropayment setup to send submitty a dollar so he can afford a better comedic sense?

Oh, its his stunt double, but he does his own stunts... so it would be funny!

Heck, a better joke would have involved the "evil twin" then we could at least photoshop goates on jackie chan

Hey, wait, Jackie Chan doesn't use.....ohhh I get it.

/Not funny.

Even in his worst movies (and they are plenty) Jackie Chan is the man.

GooberMcFly
Pot/Kettle

think about it, rinse repeat, I'm sure you'll understand

Jackie Chan > you

well those subtitles made NO sense at all.

If I had super powers, I would make Jackie Chan 20 again.

strangeguitar [TotalFark]

Now apologize for all your movies since Drunken Master II.
/Snake & Crane Arts of Shaolin, best Chan flick evar!

Did you just say....
SNAKES ON A CRANE!!?


/to far?

MMMMMMMM, Engrish subtitles.

How would you translate from ear using babelfish?

I dunno...having seen Jackie Chan's Drunken Boxing, he coulda prolly taken on the whole concert single-handedly.

/Monkey drinking master's wine!

Wait, people pay money to hear Jackie Chan SING?!?

I could not understand the words that were coming out from his mouth.

Mr Sunshine: I could not understand the words that were coming out from his mouth.

NOBODY understands the words that are coming out of his mouth.

It was Phut yu!

When a star in asia goes bad they are slightly tipsy and say arguably slightly rude things to people who arguably deserved it - and everyone is shocked.

In the US you can BECOME a star for giving blowjobs on camera.

I farking hate the culture here sometimes.

>>>Dughan>>>

"Wait, people pay money to hear Jackie Chan SING?!?"

Actually people paid to hear Jonathan Lee sing, Chan just crashed the show. But he has put out recordings before and they've sold like crazy in Asia.

Oh, and by the way...Chan does use stuntmen now. He's not as daring as he used to be.

/but he definately can't sing

Actually, Jackie Chan DOES use stunt doubles from time to time now that he is getting into old age. It can be noted that no insurance company on the planet will insure him because he's broken or fractured like 30 bones. Either way, he does do his own stunts but they are STUNTS. That means the same tricky camera effects and safety measures that everyone else employs.

BlindMan I couldn't have said that better myself.

On a side note here I enjoy watching old Jackie films... not sure of the newer ones. Yes he was a dickhead on the stage w/ Jonathan Lee, but who hasn't made an ass of themselves one point or another. We're only human. It takes one/many to alienate one. Maybe he's having a bad week, felt lonely. Even famous stars get lonely.

Oh shat! I'm ranting again.

This wouldn't make more than a blurb on the entertainment pages here in the States.

Jackie Chan is okay. I like Andy Lau better. He's sooo dreamy.

adamscr: Oh, its his stunt double, but he does his own stunts... so it would be funny!

About the only thing I ever hard about this dude was everyone yappin "He does his own stunts!", "He does his own stunts!"

So, yes it's funny since that's the only damn thing he's KNOWN FOR!

Has he apologized for those gawd-awful Diet Pepsi commercials with Jay Mohr?

Mister Chan!

rush hour 3!

>>>BrotherTheodore>>>

"So, yes it's funny since that's the only damn thing he's KNOWN FOR!"

Thought I'd remind you that outside of the town you live in there's a place called "the rest of the World" and Jackie Chan is more popular over "there". From the 70's -90's think Tom Cruise and mutiply by 1000.

/though he has been sinking quickly now
//hollywood can do that

Its amazing how little most of you know about Jackie.

"Stunt Double"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

In the US you can BECOME a star for giving blowjobs on camera.

Hmmm...

I'd like to be a star, but there must be a better way to do it.

Could I just become a minor celebrity by watching "Brokeback Mountain" without complaining?

getting drunk-->grabbing mic on stage-->heckling audience of friend's band

classic

Ummm.... It wasn't a Taiwanese concert. It was a concert by a Taiwanese musician, in Hong Kong.