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(Some Angry Fark Editor)   Wife finds out hubby cheating with best friend. Wife starts 14 days of hell for him. With sweet pic and descriptive blog. (Note: Link updated)   ( divider line
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82998 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jul 2006 at 10:24 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-07-18 03:22:57 AM  
More like dumbass. Someone needs to sit her down and tell her she's making a fool of herself.
2006-07-18 03:28:49 AM  
when i'm cuckolded i generally don't announce it to the world.

i'd have spent the money on that bilboard on a trip to London to see Arsenal.
2006-07-18 03:29:07 AM  
probably going to suck for her when the dust settles. she's crazy. a crazy biatch. bat shiat crazy biatch.
2006-07-18 03:32:24 AM  
Spend the money on a billboard? How about spend it on something cool.

Crazy woman.
2006-07-18 03:34:24 AM  
I'd have cheated on her too.
2006-07-18 03:43:01 AM  
Batshiat crazy, perhaps. Mildly entertaining for me, aaabsolutely.

//meh, it's run it's course
2006-07-18 03:43:35 AM  
Something about the name Emily, I think.

Yep, i've got a bat-shiat crazy ex. Guess what her name is?
2006-07-18 03:46:42 AM  
Funny, but absolutley crazy. Why not take the money you spent on all that and get yourself somewhere else?
2006-07-18 04:12:14 AM  
Well, it'll be fun to watch her ass get kicked in the divorce proceedings. Generally, vindictive spouses do not fare well in court.
2006-07-18 04:15:18 AM  
The newbie - yes, she was wearing her same ole headband. Now, on a more rational day, I would've gone to the back of the room and dealt with her after class. But today, I was in no mood. I mean, my husband is cheating on me. No ana-mia wanna-be Pilates biatch is gonna take my spot. Late or not, I needed my "regular" status right now. So I walked up to her and squeezed my way next to her so that she didn't have much room left to stretch in. Neither did I but I didn't care. I was home: front row, second person from the window, perfect mirror view, just the right amount of direct sunlight.

Wow, what a psycho.
2006-07-18 04:32:22 AM  
I call bullshiat. Her first entry was June 30 then her family member who happens to work with said hubby suspects something and sets up an appointment with a PI? Too convenient.
2006-07-18 04:39:46 AM  
I feel sorry for her. Not because her hubby cheated on her but because she is so self-absorbed that she seems to think that publicising the cheating will give her pleasure or some sense of satisfaction.

Her husband is probably relieved. Being a cheat is a hard burden to carry (I know), but if she advertises everything it will avoid a lot of embarrassing questions to him in the future: "How's Emily?", "What happened to you and Emily?" etc.

She should stfu, get a fair (to both sides) settlement and move on.
2006-07-18 04:44:44 AM  
I've run out of hemorrhoid cream. I've pulled myself together, doused myself with Preparation H (yes, those butt creams do the trick to puffy eyes) and put on my work-out gear.

Psycho biatch!
2006-07-18 05:26:57 AM  
Wow, that biatch is nuts.
2006-07-18 07:50:44 AM  
2006-07-18 08:12:35 AM  
i would like to know this woman's stance on squid dinners.
2006-07-18 08:13:17 AM  
Assuming that this is real, it's no wonder he cheated on her.
2006-07-18 08:17:07 AM  
epijunkie67: I call bullshiat. Her first entry was June 30 then her family member who happens to work with said hubby suspects something and sets up an appointment with a PI? Too convenient.

Agreed, I suspect a viral marketing campaign for a new movie.
2006-07-18 08:43:13 AM  
While he deserves what he gets, I think the "quiet dignity" of getting a lawyer and taking his ass for everything would probably work better than being an attention-whoring cry-baby.

He cheated on you - go fark his best friend. End of story.
2006-07-18 08:46:17 AM  
This girl is nuttier than a squirrel's scrotum. I bet she bangs like a barn door in a storm though. Especially if you drop in a line about her sister joining us for a threesome halfway through.
2006-07-18 08:49:47 AM  
Clade, epijunkie67

I agree. With you both. Somthing about the wording strikes as professional copy writing.

It was Laura's idea to start the blog. "Twenty minutes later, she convinced me I should write this blog as a way to vent frustrations, pass advice and release thought streams. And here I am doing it."

2006-07-18 08:50:38 AM  
We can't stop here, this is bat country.
2006-07-18 08:57:26 AM  
Geez, I wonder why anyone would cheat on this vindictive, vengeful, crazy lady?
2006-07-18 09:02:01 AM  
What a pathetic shell of a person.
2006-07-18 09:11:44 AM  
This would make more sense. There is an identical billboard in NY and is likely a viral marketing campaign of some sort. Too lazy to html:​hipster- ad-twat-who-thinks-hes-just-so-clever-187884.php
2006-07-18 09:36:11 AM  
I almost bought that this was real until one showed up in L.A..
2006-07-18 09:54:31 AM  
I bet it has something to do with the 'John Tucker' movie.
2006-07-18 09:58:42 AM  
She's probably unattractive.
2006-07-18 10:06:36 AM  
i too vote fake
2006-07-18 10:26:39 AM  
I call Shenanigans.
2006-07-18 10:27:50 AM  
SuperCMC: Too lazy to html:

Let's compare the bolded characters (also counting spaces):

<a href="cut and paste here">more cutting and pasting here</a>

I count 15 characters typed.

Too lazy to html:

I count 17 characters typed.

You spent more keystrokes (assuming cut and paste by right-clicking) claiming you're too lazy to do HTML than it would have taken you to do the HTML in the first place.
2006-07-18 10:29:42 AM  
I just realized that the shift key was also involved, with creating the quotation marks... so 17 keypresses either way. Still, my point stands.
2006-07-18 10:29:57 AM  
She seems like a peach - a real charmer. Gee whiz, I wonder why in the world this guy would want to cheat.
2006-07-18 10:30:12 AM  
WOW!she spent all that money on a bad photoshop
2006-07-18 10:30:55 AM  
Fake fake fake.

If it isn't though, it does serve as exhibit A why he was cheating on her in the first place.

Lady, here's a tip: Crazy is great in one night stand women, but not in a wife. Should have spent the cash on therapy.
2006-07-18 10:31:02 AM  
Maybe she wasn't giving up the ...
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2006-07-18 10:31:06 AM  

Yep, i've got a bat-shiat crazy ex. Guess what her name is?

Holy shiat, you too? Most Emilys I've known have been bat shiat crazy women.
2006-07-18 10:31:23 AM  
This screams 'fake'. Viral marketing most likely, either for an online dating service, a crappy movie/tv show, or some spousal infidelity service (PI's, sex-test kits, etc).
2006-07-18 10:31:36 AM  
Squawky: I call Shenanigans.

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I agree!
2006-07-18 10:31:37 AM  
Smitty has to be a Farkette.

Anyway - it's better than cutting off his manhood which seems to be popular.
2006-07-18 10:32:04 AM  
I smell viral marketing. And now that I've seen a photo of one of these billboards in LA, I see viral marketing.
2006-07-18 10:32:43 AM  
damnit, and for the greater-than and less-than signs. But, there are two shift-key uses in the "Too lazy to html:" so you only beat me by a few keystrokes.

It was such a good point, too... I'll try again when someone claims "I'm too damned lazy to do the HTML" with 39 keypresses (assuming no capslock for HTML)
2006-07-18 10:34:36 AM  
I call bullshiat. Her first entry was June 30 then her family member who happens to work with said hubby suspects something and sets up an appointment with a PI? Too convenient.

Yep...I think you're right. It's just a little too over the top, too, like someone who was trying to imitate what a "scorned woman" would be like and wasn't getting it right.

Can you even get a PI that fast? I mean, despite what detective writers think, most PI's aren't sitting around overheated offices waiting for a scorned woman to sashay in.
2006-07-18 10:34:58 AM  
I put it near Steven's office so his co-workers and friends could see exactly what a cheating scumbag he is. And of course, for all of you to see as well.

In response, Steven's co-workers and friends say, "Now you see why we told you to cheat on the crazy biatch in the first place."
2006-07-18 10:35:00 AM  

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2006-07-18 10:35:26 AM  
So now her husband AND her are laughing stocks. I hope she is happy now that she has succumbed to the dark side of the force!
2006-07-18 10:35:27 AM  
Oh yeah, lady.

In the end, YOU will be the one who comes on top from all of this.

2006-07-18 10:35:28 AM  
2006-07-18 10:35:52 AM  
When fat chicks get angry they get mean!

2006-07-18 10:35:55 AM  
Yeah, this is a scam, launching her new book or making a point for a magazine article or something.

This is not real, any fool can see.
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