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(YouTube)   Bob Saget in "The Aristocrats." Not safe for ears, childhood memories, wok or families   ( ) divider line 25
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2625 clicks; posted to Video » on 17 Jul 2006 at 9:09 PM (9 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-07-17 06:01:58 PM  
"space docking"! priceless.

and about a year and a half old.

/still funny.
2006-07-17 06:46:19 PM  
2006-07-17 08:07:35 PM  
Not safe for wok? What does Bob Saget have against yummy stir-fry?
2006-07-17 08:16:52 PM  
Great greenlight....

/what have we become
//I type while I laugh
2006-07-17 08:18:13 PM  
OK: So who are some comedians whose versions you wish you could hear?

I'll start with:

-Red Foxx
-Lily Tomlin
-Bob Newhart
2006-07-17 08:32:03 PM  
Correction: Why limit this to comedians?

For the block I'll take:

-Groucho Marx
-Queen Elizabeth II
2006-07-17 08:55:37 PM  
-Bill Clinton
-Steven Hawking
-Kurt Camron
2006-07-17 08:57:01 PM  
Maybe it's just me, but I thought the Paul Reiser bits were pretty damn funny, too (the "Full Reiser", in the film, not the bits in this clip). I just wish I could edit Andy Dick out of everything I ever see or hear in my life.

Anyway, let the "When did Bob Saget get dirty?/Bob Saget was always dirty" hilarity ensue.
2006-07-17 08:59:02 PM  
- Pope Benedict
- Pat Robertson
- Terry Schiavo
2006-07-17 09:29:27 PM  
I think my favorite bit was the Sarah Silverman bit. The way she delivers her jokes are amazing.

Anyone going to create their own form of the joke so I can vote?
2006-07-17 10:12:48 PM  
My jaw is on the floor, I cannot pry it off. and I am laughing.
2006-07-17 10:24:43 PM  
I like the Southpark version too.
2006-07-17 10:32:33 PM  
ok, so...

a family walks into this producers office.There's a father a mother and two boys. The father (a tall man around age 30) goes up to the producer and says, "look, i have an act. It's called...well, let me describe it first.
The producer looks mildly interested and motions the man to go on.
The man smiles at the producer and says..well, it involves my family. The man rips his wife's closes off and inserts his happyman into her...

err..nevermind, i don't feel like getting banned today

so, insert whatever horrible sick atrocities you feel like and...

The producer just looks at the guy and says, "What do you call this act?"

The father: The Aristocrats.
2006-07-17 10:37:15 PM
2006-07-17 11:01:57 PM  
Good Lord! I feel like I need to go to Confession after viewing that. And then to the bar. And then back to Confession.
2006-07-17 11:11:05 PM  
So a Rabbi walks into a bar with a frog on it's shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where did you get that?"

The frog says, "In Brooklyn, there a million of them."

/robin williams
//it's all in the delivery
2006-07-18 03:36:45 AM  
I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

/obligatory bob sagat
2006-07-18 07:01:15 AM  
youtube is blocked here. anyone have a mirror or a text transcript?
2006-07-18 07:18:51 AM  

I seen 'im!
2006-07-18 08:07:09 AM  
That might have been a little funnier if he hadn't been laughing through most of it... as it was, it was pretty lame.
2006-07-18 11:04:04 AM  
Yeah; thats a great one.

My favorite is Lewis Black's though... could be because I'm partial.

/Get the DVD.
2006-07-18 01:16:48 PM  
I think the funniest one was the mime.
2006-07-18 01:40:21 PM  
Anyone else think the editing in The Aristocrats is god awful?
2006-07-18 04:42:44 PM  
DubyaTeeEff Mate
2006-07-19 12:19:29 AM  
that's the first time I've ever laughed at that joke.
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