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(AZCentral)   In the wake of the Kobe sexual-assault case, NBA players asking friends or bodyguards to stand in and watch any bedroom activities that might take place on the road. "It isn't just kinky, it's smart business." (Second story)   (azcentral.com) divider line 57
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2006-07-12 03:46:04 PM
Here is an even better idea.

DO NOT SLEEP WITH SKANK WHORES!

/This scheme will only get you AND your spotter up on rape charges.
 
2006-07-12 03:52:11 PM
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none.
 
2006-07-12 03:59:01 PM
Why not film it and "accidentally lose" the camera
 
2006-07-12 04:55:01 PM
ChairmanKaga: DO NOT SLEEP WITH SKANK WHORES!


Beat me to it.

Is it honestly that difficult to NOT bang the skank beasts?

Lack of impulse control will get you *every* time.
 
2006-07-12 05:00:25 PM
As I've said before...

Take a photo of the young lovely with her top off, a big grin, and holding up her ID.

Topless shows that she knows what she's there for, the grin implies consent, the ID shows that if she's underage, she misrepresented her age (and if her ID shows she is underage, you are unclear of the concept, and should take up another line of work.) And having the photo helps you remember what you did on the road and keep count for the record books.

This has been S.O.P. for rock stars for years.
 
2006-07-12 05:22:03 PM
DO NOT SLEEP WITH SKANK WHORES!

no friggin shiat.
 
2006-07-12 06:20:58 PM
Your fake lawyer asks you "why do you want another witness for your divorce/custody battle/other criminal matter?" Use the "famous people's defense" and don't add another idiot who can testify against you.
 
2006-07-12 06:23:41 PM
Kobe, you idiot. If you hadn't had your heart set on rough anal that night none of this would have happened.

However, the Eagle County Airport and the lab at Valley View Hospital in Glenwood Springs appreciated your business.
 
2006-07-12 06:24:03 PM
Where do I apply?
 
2006-07-12 06:24:47 PM
"Not all women are turned on by the Christian thing."

That's one dumb biatch. Get the ironic tag a beer.
 
2006-07-12 06:24:48 PM
Kobe? i'd hit it.
 
2006-07-12 06:27:05 PM
Didn't Chuck Berry get all his partners to sign some sort of contract before sleping with him, that they were doing it of their own free will?

I'm sure that would work too, and then all the skanks could at least have proof that they slept with a celebrity.
 
2006-07-12 06:29:25 PM
Your dog wants kobe steak
 
2006-07-12 06:31:21 PM
BTW, anyone who hasn't done themselves a favor and read the police report from the Kobe incident should go to TSG and do so immediately. Best read you'll have all year, I guarantee.
 
2006-07-12 06:32:32 PM
top off, big grin, ID - got it.

Won't ever need it, but I've got it!
 
2006-07-12 06:32:46 PM
img232.imageshack.us

/Sorry had to do it...
 
2006-07-12 06:33:12 PM
That way, should an accusation surface, a witness can help sort out the truth. For the players, writer Lisa DePaulo points out, this "isn't just kinky, it's smart business."

Yeah, because *I* certainly would take the word of some player's sycophant friend or employee to get at the truth.

Buy a video camera, fuzzbrains. Oh, and don't do a Rob Lowe and let your bed partners steal the tape.
 
2006-07-12 06:33:56 PM
Pretty amusing, yet nothing new. For years, rap star 50 Cent has video taped anyone whom he's had encounters with.
 
2006-07-12 06:35:06 PM
Rodman did this a long time ago, his bodyguard would always be in the adjacent room connected by a door that would be cracked open, and if he heard ANYTHING that could be possibly be considered a lack of consent or waffling or anything, he barged into the room and made the woman leave. Supposedly Rodman would be pissed at the time but thank him later as it kept him out of trouble.

Well, at least that kind of trouble. Bodyguards don't help much on the court or when you throw loud-ass parties that the cops show up to.
 
2006-07-12 06:37:09 PM
GLASS PARKING LOT!!!!!!1!!!one!!!


Oops. Sorry, wrong thread. I meant for that to go into pretty much every other thread that's been greenlit today.
 
2006-07-12 06:37:43 PM
This might be a good idea, but what happens when the WNBA players start adopting this practice?
 
2006-07-12 06:43:04 PM
Sinto

This might be a good idea, but what happens when the WNBA players start adopting this practice?

I'll volenteer to watch!!!

/ looking for some hot woman on woman basket ball action!
 
2006-07-12 06:43:43 PM
50 cent had the right idea. R Kelly did not.
 
2006-07-12 06:47:47 PM
Do what Tucker Max does, video tape them giving their consent (reading a prepared statement) before any sex. At that point, if they don't like it later they can lump it, because they've already put their consent on the record.
 
2006-07-12 06:50:10 PM
Kobe rapes the Rockets
 
2006-07-12 06:52:03 PM
Wooaaaaah.....

So that would then make a threesome a foursome.
a twosome a threesome....
and a person goin solo is monogamous sex.
In which case your again alone with a person who is liable to sue you.

Poor, poor NBA players.....they cant win.

And Think about the best case scenario.....
I mean jeez, even when they are gettin their mojo on some armchair power-forward is on the sideline cheering and screaming ideas.

"Yeah, slam that thing home",
"No man, c'mon brother, push it up the middle"
"Hey, watch that double dribble."
"Quick shoot it from the 3."
"Yeah....Yeah!!!!"
"Personal foul, tripping."
"Hey.....that was tripping!!!!"
.............????????
 
2006-07-12 06:52:34 PM
little big man

"Not all women are turned on by the Christian thing."

That's one dumb biatch. Get the ironic tag a beer.


That seems a little harsh, after all, how many chicks did Jesus nail?

/One ticket
//Emergency exit row, I like the leg room.
 
2006-07-12 06:53:08 PM
implementor: Do what Tucker Max does, video tape them giving their consent (reading a prepared statement) before any sex.


Doesn't really jibe with his fake 'friend-in-the-closet-taping' story, does it?


/and shockingly the tape broke
//no really, that's his story
 
2006-07-12 06:53:52 PM
I want to start a company where I get hired to "witness" sex acts - all night long if necessary. Just call me, and I cum right on over, and will sit quietly in the corner and simply watch. For an additional fee, I can run ID's to verify the girls are old enough. Collect DNA samples up front and track actual sexual activity days so they don't have to try to recreate who did what where, at the later paternity hearings!

And I promise not to TELL a soul about it (all names will be changed to protect the perverted!
 
2006-07-12 06:54:47 PM
I saw the pictures of the groupies they talked to.

There has to be a word worse than skank whore.
 
2006-07-12 06:55:35 PM
Whoops. I mean words. There has to be words worse than skank whore.
 
2006-07-12 07:00:15 PM
If this is what it takes to have the Knicks finally understand "teamwork," so be it.
 
2006-07-12 07:00:18 PM
DO NOT SLEEP WITH SKANK WHORES!

Come on, how does the ball player know if the 5236th groupie he takes to bed is actually a sweet girl who truly loves him. Sometimes a guy has to take a chance.
 
2006-07-12 07:06:26 PM
brap: If this is what it takes to have the Knicks finally understand "teamwork," so be it.

No, tag teaming will only lead to more problems. And I doubt any NBA players has any humility to sit on out.
 
2006-07-12 07:07:10 PM
little big man
"Not all women are turned on by the Christian thing."
That's one dumb biatch. Get the ironic tag a beer.

jordan_lund
That seems a little harsh, after all, how many chicks did Jesus nail?



???????......huh?
Man you need to go back to your bible-study class.
Jesus didnt nail any chicks at all.
At least not in the bible.
So I have no idea where that statement came from.
It's like you just pulled it outta your butt or something.
Sheesh.

Now Jesus getting nailed by a couple of guys,
now that, that actually happened.
It says the guys got wood, then they nailed him with it.
And you wonder where the Priests get those ideas from......
 
2006-07-12 07:13:43 PM
"We like a guy who's hard on the court," one groupie said. "I never hear women oohing and ahhing over Kobe, because he's a punk. He's soft."

It's true. When she denied his request to cum on her face, he stopped. What a pussy!
 
2006-07-12 07:21:45 PM
ace.imageg.net
If you are rich and/or famous
you must account for every drop.
 
2006-07-12 07:24:49 PM
Paedophile_Deluxe: "We like a guy who's hard on the court," one groupie said. "I never hear women oohing and ahhing over Kobe, because he's a punk. He's soft."

It's true. When she denied his request to cum on her face, he stopped. What a pussy!



this thread is over.
 
2006-07-12 07:27:05 PM
this is old news. by the way, how do you get THAT job?

Hey, i need you to watch me tap that beautiful ass. I'll pay you.
 
2006-07-12 07:29:11 PM
on the top story

Terrell Owens "was excited to learn that coach Andy Reid had installed new plays into the game plan, plays designed to score."

It's like they underline the fact that the plays were designed to score.

Thank God Andy Reid started designing plays to score ... God knows what he was designing before that.
 
2006-07-12 07:32:00 PM
SlothB77

this is old news. by the way, how do you get THAT job?

Hey, i need you to watch me tap that beautiful ass. I'll pay you.


Step into my office of "Peeping Farkette", just go ahead and sign this lovely paper that states this is not for sexual gratification purposes (don't want to be accused of being a whore now..again...) Oh, just ignore the part that states I won't be wearing any underwear.

great, signed? Ok, why don't you give me a basic run down of what you would like to see happen. Do I need to bring a chair with wheels to follow you into all the rooms you intend to do this?

Rates? No problem $100 for first hour, and $75 for each additional. Gotta warn ya though, even if you only last 5 minutes, the first hour is paid for in advance, and no refunds.

Now, we need to talk about digital coverage. For safety, if you would like, I will film this, and store it in my vault for no one to ever see. And I do it for a minimal additional cost of $20 an hour.

//really, I would love that job!
 
2006-07-12 07:33:47 PM
kryhme

Um, maybe plays designed to gain yards and get first downs?
 
2006-07-12 07:37:10 PM
yards and first downs never won superbowls, people won superbowls.

there are plenty of elevators, use all of them
 
2006-07-12 07:37:19 PM
Sinto:
This might be a good idea, but what happens when the WNBA players start adopting this practice?


I think the practice only applies to people who play sports.
 
2006-07-12 08:17:23 PM
In other news, men should always flush their condoms. At a minimum, they should adulterate the contents (Tobasco?).

For an NBA star, that's million-dollar sperm. Women aren't above stealing a condom and inseminating themselves -- especially if it results in a one-time buyout or a lifetime of child support payments.

It's not only nasty skanks who are evil.
 
2006-07-12 09:28:28 PM
thenateman: It's not only nasty skanks who are evil.


If they would do a thing like that then they are still skank.

Skank is in the heart.
 
2006-07-12 09:47:39 PM
men.style.com

These are the groupies in the GQ article.

Seriously, check out the slideshow.
 
2006-07-12 10:14:26 PM
blarp
They look stinky.
 
2006-07-12 10:16:21 PM
True story: Bill Cartright once farked my buddies step-mom in Portland.
 
2006-07-12 10:46:28 PM
This all makes me wonder:

How did Wilt Chamberlin do it?

/10000 women > 100 points
 
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