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(Yahoo)   China reports new outbreak of foot and mouth disease. Chinese president may have picked it up during April's visit to the White House   ( divider line
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2006-07-11 02:11:58 PM  
"that was so funny i forgot to laugh"
2006-07-11 02:15:42 PM  
See that stuff around your mouth?


That's foot and mouth.

2006-07-11 02:25:48 PM  
2006-07-11 02:26:52 PM  

Ahhhh Full House, was there ever a time when anybody thought Dave Coulier was funny?

/You must be Canadian
2006-07-11 02:26:57 PM  
Never mind that sh*t! Here comes Mongo!
2006-07-11 02:27:29 PM  
foot in mouth
2006-07-11 02:28:51 PM  
Who is this "April" ... and what does she have to do with it?
2006-07-11 02:29:24 PM  
President Bush is an honest, hardworking individual.

/this thread is lame
2006-07-11 02:31:07 PM  
GoneFishin: "President Bush is an honest, hardworking individual."

Yeah. Just ask him. He'll tell ya that presidentin' is hard work.
2006-07-11 02:32:07 PM  
ChairmanKaga beat me to it.
2006-07-11 02:35:32 PM  
I sware, I RTFA and I still thought it said, "Foot IN mouth".
2006-07-11 02:35:37 PM  
2006-07-11 02:36:47 PM

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2006-07-11 02:37:17 PM  
evajyna: Ahhhh Full House, was there ever a time when anybody thought Dave Coulier was funny?

Was there ever a time when people remembered Bill Murray and Gilda Radner?

BTW, good thing Dave wasn't funny. Last thing you want is Alanis laughing with your cark in her mouth at the theater.

/you oughta know
2006-07-11 02:38:28 PM  
RTFA? Why would I do that?

/slowly backing out of thread
2006-07-11 02:41:06 PM  
evajyna: Ahhhh Full House, was there ever a time when anybody thought Dave Coulier was funny?
2006-07-11 02:41:41 PM  
hehe, if no one else will say it, I found this headline to be rather amusing. Anyone ever read the quotes of bush when giving a tour to a german reporter (not too sure if it was a german reporter, but it was a german something...)

"This is George Washington the first president of the united states, you want to know something interesting about George Washington? I have read three books about George Washington in the past year... Isn't that interesting?"
2006-07-11 02:44:07 PM  
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

Take foot
open mouth
insert foot
2006-07-11 03:11:20 PM  
GoneFishin -- "President Bush is an honest, hardworking individual."

Yep, the President works 24/7 ---> 24 hours a week, 7 months a year.
2006-07-11 03:16:01 PM
2006-07-11 03:21:11 PM  
With Bush, it's foot in mouth disease.
2006-07-11 03:41:53 PM  
It's hard work to put food on your family, what with the pie being higher.
2006-07-11 03:47:36 PM  
No, if he were to get anything from a visit to the WhiteHouse it would be Foot IN Mouth disease... :)
2006-07-11 03:51:13 PM  
April Fools China!

/or is it April Foot?
2006-07-11 03:51:58 PM  
I like how all of you decided to make the witty comment of saying its foot IN mouth. Read other peoples posts jackass', just because you think you are clever and unique doesn't mean its true.
2006-07-11 04:54:01 PM  

\too cheesy?
2006-07-11 05:03:12 PM  
I knew if I held onto this long enough I'd find a use for it.
2006-07-11 07:15:08 PM  
Bassplayinguy is a party pooper.

/Opps, put my foot in my mouth!
2006-07-11 10:44:35 PM  
Ya, moar like foot IN mouth, amirite?
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