Single handedly? Or will he stay in his suite and protected suite?

That's a pretty funny headline.
unfortunately, headbutting will quickly devolve into a tiring cliche, but I'll enjoy it while I can.

Oh yeah- Rumsfeld's an asshat.

"Am I in Afghanistan? I am. Do I want the Taliban to be defeated, of course I do. Am I Donald Rumsfeld? Who can be sure? There are known knowns...."

I thought we accomplished that mission once already? Is it that tiem of the election cycle again?

/feels sorry for the greatest fighting force in the world led by the stupidest people in the world.

Unlike John Kerry, who asked "Do you want your child to be the last one to die for a mistake?" (paraphrased maybe), I say "Do you want your child to be the next one to die for this group of morans who have never had to fight their way out of a paper bag?"

Damn, I forgot about the greenlight.

*prepares himself for the onslaught*

/in advance, I am sorry for mispelling the word time. I know this makes my viewpoint irrational and invalid, so I will withdraw it.

I didn't see the Zidane headbutt video until just a few minutes ago. That's some shiat you can't learn anywhere but in a ghetto.

Rummy couldn't pour water out of a soldiers boot if the instructions were written on the buttom.

It's important for him to keep Osama healthy as he has a bad track record fighting dead men.

I know some troops in Afghanistan that would love to meet Mr. Rumsfeld. I understand their mindset is you shoot the moron with the weapon you have, not the one you want.

/family member was a member of the "mail order body armor club"
//at least it doesn't divorce you after it gets a green card

Wait? Didn't we already defeat the Taliban?

Yeah, but isn't Iraq responsible for 9/11?

/trolling, yes, but c'mon...

If there is a hell, Rummy will be burning in it.

And if I wind up there myself, I'll have the small comfort of watching him be tormented by those he sent to their graves.

Shut the fark up, Donny! You're out of your element!

It's a joke, there is no Taliban! Bush said so.

Remember back in the old days when men head-butted each other IN THE HEAD? Damn french.

Hand him a gun and a helmet!

2wolves: Opium futures still depressed due to product glut on the market.

And honestly you'd think it be the other way around what with our perfect leaders controlling the ground war in Afghanistan.

And just how is he going to do this?

Rumsfeld just might be the smarmiest twat in world history.

sorry submitter that was one of the dumbest headlines i've read on FARK.

i know you're trying be funny an all but the head-butt line was weak. did the article even mention bin laden? only the taliban in general.

surely you could have used something from the article to make headline funnier.

didn't we already destroy the terrist talibans?
mission accomplished? right?

Stay the course we don't cut and run!

Anyone else wondering what the hell is up with the Bush administration and all their "surprise" visits to afghanistan and iraq?
Honestly, I think these guys are just screwin with us...

I dunno, it seems to me that a guy who misunderestimeated the cost of a major project by a factor of 10 and the personnel required for the project by a factor of 4 ought to be out of a job.

Would be other way around no? Rumsfeld calls OBL a son of a terrorist whore, OBL head butts him in the chest and Rumsfeld denies it by saying: "Terrorist? I am ignorant, I do not know what this means." Rumsfeld wins most gayest sport's championship and continues to harrass women mercilessly and make great pasta sauce.

Once again, USA Today proves it's articles are written by monkeys.

wingwang do i need to get the DUMBASS tag out??

even though we are still at war in Iraq the mission was accomplished against Irag (Saddam and his armies).

now we are fighting muslim extremeists and talibans.

2006-07-11 12:06:24 PM punisher1

sorry submitter that was one of the dumbest headlines i've read on FARK.

Disagree, was one of my favs this week at least, made me LOL

/rock on smitty

Save your breath grampa. We've heard it all before.

/924 days of this shiat left

I thought Mr. Jackass forgot about the Taliban. After all, Mr. Dumbass said this was the whole reason for invading, as supported by Mr. Douchebag. One thing Mr. Jackass, Mr. Dumbass and Mr. Douchebag forgot about was that Osama guy. You know, the 7ft arab on dialysis that paid Saddam to plan and perform 911?

punisher1

even though we are still at war in Iraq the mission was accomplished against Irag (Saddam and his armies).

now we are fighting muslim extremeists and talibans.

Yeah, the mission may have been accomplished in Irag, but what about Iraq?

Talibans? They have multiplied!

Didn't you mean to say "Last throes" Rummy?

We went to war with the arrogant chickenhawk secretary of defense we had, not the experienced general we wanted.

/because they made Colon Powell Sec'y of State instead...
//to keep him and his Powell Doctrine out of the way for Iraq
///because this whole farking mess was in planning long before 2000
///but they forgot to plan how to WIN it

/don't get me started!

"even though we are still at war in Iraq the mission was accomplished against Irag"

Didn't we all feel like idiots when they discovered that massive, massive cache of WMD's. That's what it was all about, wasn't it?

come mr. taliban,
taliban banana

Totl_Newb
Disagree, was one of my favs this week at least, made me LOL


I disagree i'm still waiting even laugh much less out loud.

Would be other way around no? Rumsfeld calls OBL a son of a terrorist whore, OBL head butts him in the chest and Rumsfeld denies it by saying: "Terrorist? I am ignorant, I do not know what this means."


The funny thing is, its the ignorant people that throw the word terrorist around like its nothing.


/fark MAterazzi
//fark "Italia"
///To paraphrase The Critic: Tu Madre et una pella spellosa (or something like that)

Somewhere, Don Surber is rubbing one out.

Not particularly useful against an insurgency?

tonesskin
exactly.

I disagree i'm still waiting even laugh much less out loud.

What the hell did you just say?

And why are you the only person who thinks the mission (whatever the mission was) in Iraq was accomplished. The people who started the war don't agree with you.

good god doesn't htis guy ever learn to keep his mouth shut? he says so much stupid stuff I don't have enough time in my day to stop and laugh.

punisher1

Totl_Newb
Disagree, was one of my favs this week at least, made me LOL

I disagree i'm still waiting even laugh much less out loud.

Thats because you obviously have zero sence of humor, the headline is hilarious

i never said the mission was accomplished in iraq. the comment "mission accomplished" was referring to Saddam and his armies.

obviously, we are still at war in iraq against extreme muslins and talibans that have come from other countries.

The people who started the war don't agree with you. WTF??

chiett: Exactly how does vowing to fight a group as horrible to people as the Taliban get a dumbass tag ?

/must have missed that class

Dude. Really. You must have missed 2003, 2004, and 2005.

bin laden will headbutt rumsfeld for calling him a terrorist.