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(CBC)   Experts report that sex with a pregnant woman will not speed up labor, although it might get you kicked out of the maternity ward   (cbc.ca) divider line 24
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2006-07-10 01:53:04 PM
www.tshizzle.com
 
2006-07-10 01:58:08 PM
So nasty..

/Nothing sexy about Pregos
//Cover up woman, your almost someones Mother now!
 
2006-07-10 01:58:18 PM
Great headline, Submitter.

/**golf clap**
 
2006-07-10 01:59:11 PM
"Say Jimmy...How'd you get that dent in your forehead?"
 
2006-07-10 02:35:15 PM
Here's the choice...

Pregnant sex... which is fun IMO

... or, no sex until at least six weeks after delivery.
 
2006-07-10 03:40:04 PM
Yeah, you say you won't have sex with her while she's pregnant. Wait until she comes to you, big as a beachball, crying and emotional, saying, "you don't find me attractive anymore!"

Just don't call her "battleship hips."
 
2006-07-10 03:58:51 PM
OlafTheBent: or, no sex until at least six weeks after delivery.


NO SEX!

Pregnant sex icky.

I mean.. the kid is right there... ew!
 
2006-07-10 03:59:51 PM
Skwidd: Wait until she comes to you, big as a beachball, crying and emotional, saying, "you don't find me attractive anymore!"


Man up and answer truthfully... "Yes. You are right. You are a hideous blimp beast. Away with you!"


/hehe... not married. Wonder why?
 
2006-07-10 04:01:07 PM
Wow. I finally get to have a 3-some.
/ticket?
//Fark you. I'm driving.
 
2006-07-10 04:04:16 PM
AirForceVet: Great headline, Submitter.

/**golf clap**



Thanks.
 
2006-07-10 04:14:32 PM
Hmmm....

I thought it was the prostaglandin in semen that helped soften the cervix and therefore hasten dialation and then labor...
 
2006-07-10 04:16:44 PM
And you thought that soft spot on babies heads was just because the skull hadn't fully formed yet...
 
2006-07-10 04:29:43 PM
Skwidd: Just don't call her "battleship hips."

umm, if it's her hips you're concerned with, she's not pregnant.
 
2006-07-10 04:36:59 PM
Man.. when I get married and have a kid.. I'm gonna blow my load in her about 20 seconds before the baby comes out.. then the doctor gets to deal with that too...
 
2006-07-10 04:45:30 PM
That's why you just give her a special delivery of your own up her pooper...

/I'm a nasty man
//but she likes it
///we'll be nasty together
 
2006-07-10 05:35:03 PM
I couldn't imagine having sex with a pregnant woman. I mean, you're practically spraying your jizz onto your kid's face. Well no, not really, but it's not really that far away ya know?
 
2006-07-10 05:41:59 PM
Jument - What if its not your kid??

/yea.. been there.. done that
//dont really want to do it again
///unless it was my girlfriend and/or wife
 
2006-07-10 06:19:58 PM
Funny headline. I laughed.
 
2006-07-10 06:22:00 PM
pregnant sex farking RULES.
 
2006-07-10 08:27:12 PM
Man.. when I get married and have a kid.. I'm gonna blow my load in her about 20 seconds before the baby comes out.. then the doctor gets to deal with that too...

LOL

you're practically spraying your jizz onto your kid's face.

LOL again
 
2006-07-10 10:38:16 PM
Little information for those who suck at biology: During pregnancy, a mucus plug seals the cervix, keeping the amniotic fluid in place. The baby is in the uterus safely on the other side of the cervix, safe from whatever is going on in the vaginal area.

Further, the growing baby needs room, so stuff shifts around to make room. It wouldn't surprise me if you end up pointing at an angle away from the baby, anyway.

The hormonal changes in the expectant mother are another consideration. There are times when her sex-drive will be in overdrive and she will have no fear of getting pregnant.

There is more stuff I could post, but it would be too personal to talk about here.

Some of you need to learn a little bit about how relationships really work. If you are going to be repulsed by a woman who is carrying your baby, I suggest that you aren't really ready for an intimate relationship.
 
2006-07-11 05:09:46 AM
I pity the poor obstetrician who gets a handful of man-batter when checking to see how dialted she is...

"ok, so it seems you're starting to OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ON MY HANDS?"

/one ticket please
 
2006-07-12 02:33:09 AM
Bravo to Mr_Crink--agreed 100%, amigo.

If anything, my wife's pregnancies only enhanced her attractiveness to me specifically because I knew it was my child she was carrying, and I knew that I had put it there. ;-)
 
2006-07-12 01:25:30 PM
Yes MacSlacker, you're child. You put it there.

SHHH, no one tell him the truth.
 
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