Scary: The pic of the doctor.



Scarier: The mother will be in her 80s at the child's high school graduation

Scariest: I hope the kid isn't intending to breast-feed... (shudder) If he does, I hope he wears a helmet so as not to bang up the back of his head when he's dragged across the floor in search of the nipples.

/one please
//with no limit on the slashies!

WTF were they thinking??

"God has blessed us!"

Unless god did the farking, you did it to yourself.

"From the moment I met John, it felt like there was a baby-shaped space between us."

Baby shaped?!

Freaks.

All I see is this stupid vase.

I'd hit it....with a brick

Terrific, except are these people even going to get to enjoy the kid's milestones????

How farking selfish and irresponsible! Utterly unfair to the child.

Hideous.
Sickening.

Pa - farking - thetic.

People who need to make babies to feel complete are the last ones that should have them.

Wait, I forgot the obligatory "/obscure?" that must follow any reference, no matter how ingrained into popular culture.

A baby shaped space between them?

1.) The parents are way older than is responsible to be having children.
2.) They are even more irresponsible because this "baby shaped space" is actually a sign that they're incompatable. "A baby will bring us closer together," and then they're divorced two years later.
3.) Ew.

That's just farking disgusting. Not so much "eww old people sex" disgusting, but "what a farking greedy, self-centered douche" disgusting.

How the hell do you decide that 62 years old is a good time to have a kid? Yeah, way to go gramma, let's hope your heart attack comes on the day of the big test instead of the field trip.

coont.

I think now what I thought when I first heard about this pregnancy six months ago: those two are breathtakingly selfish for creating a child they know for certain they won't have the energy to raise - that they may not even see reach maturity.

Not only have they robbed that boy of an opportunity to show them his own children one day, but they've put a heavy obligation on their other offspring. After all, one of JJ's older siblings is practically destined to guide him through his teenaged years.

And all because John Farrant wanted to knock someone up before he dies? Holy hell; for that much money, they could have filled their "baby-shaped space" through adoption.

farking idiots. selfish is what it is.

62-year-old woman gives birth to healthy baby boy, who is now his own grandpa.

Yeah, and Fb- is the father, right?

/Let's just steal the damn radar dish, and get back to our own time.
//But, but, won't that change history?
///Oooh... A lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already. Screw history!

emjaymj: Wait, I forgot the obligatory "/obscure?" that must follow any reference, no matter how ingrained into popular culture.

You win the internet.

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People who need to make babies to feel complete are the last ones that should have them.

Right below the 14 year old accidental parents? As long as we're making lists, what's the #1 reason to have kids, out of curiosity?

/not that I think that the woman in the farking article should be having this kid

Perfect pick up line in a bar: "Hey Lady, see the baby-shaped space between us?"

Unavailable for comment

//I'm probably the only farker under 20 who would get this.

also wanted for questioning

I'm My Own Grandpa
( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Comsamvimes, you probably are, but bless ya, laddie. And god bless Phil Harris!!

CasperFAS wins teh internets!

Yes, this is certainly unfair for the kid.

NO.

> "perfect small person"

I thought midgets had dibs on that phrase.

Old woman trifecta is now in play.

SideshowBob

Right below the 14 year old accidental parents? As long as we're making lists, what's the #1 reason to have kids, out of curiosity?

Ok, got me. I should have said "amoung the last" so as not to seem so sure of myself.

And the #1 reason to HAVE kids?

... Can't think of any.

If you're going to go back in time and fark your own grandmother, do it when she's young and hot, not when she's in her 60s!

Average lifespan is 76-ish, at which point this kid will be 14. How utterly irresponsible.

I don't doubt that they will love their kid, but this child will never be able to do anything active with his parents for fear of breaking their hips. Plus he faces the prospect of having both parents die on him by his mid-teens. I hope for his sake that they age gracefully for the next 20-25.

And she'll only be about 84 when the kid is ready to graduate from college and leave the nest to venture out on his own... just in time for Mom and Dad to move in so he can take care of them. Good plan. Those UK people really are entel... intelag... smart.

-Wood

1. Vomit
2. Scrub brain vigorously with steel wool to remove unwanted mental image
3. Vomit some more (this time carrots come up/out)
4. Repeat

/another vote for irresponsible coont

SideshowBob

What's the #1 reason to have kids, out of curiosity?

I don't think there is one. There's lots of reasons NOT to have them, but very, VERY few good reasons to have 'em. For one thing, it makes more people, and people are stupid...

/It's a pity that celibacy isn't hereditary

Both my grandfather's were in their 50's when my parents were born. They married much younger women They both out lived each grandmother by 20 years.

ya i know who cares,... I'm drunk

SideshowBob: What's the #1 reason to have kids

In Australia, its so you can get all the good tax breaks and welfare benefits. The Australian PM needs a good cock punching.

Sucks for him, when he turns 18 his mom is gonna be 80, and that is if she is alive

not her egg -- from anonymous Russian? donor
/from teh article thingy

That is pretty farking irresponsible if you ask me...

Hey, all you farkers who can't think of a good reason for anyone to have kids..... I've got one.

So someone can take care of our old asses when we age.

If you're against anyone having kids at all, please kindly put a gun in your mouth when you can no longer care for yourself.

After all, population control begins with the self!

Oh, don't get me wrong though... this kid has the lamest, most selfish parents ever.

Talk about taking the "I want grandkids" to the next level...kids will not have them ..have your own

http://agora.ya.com/xavipena/StarTrek/STRacesPakled.jpg unavailable for comment.

/html suxxors tonight (from google image search for "star trek pakled")

SubLurker

Your bitterness is showing.

What MusicMakeMyHeadPound [TotalFark] said.

Guido Libido
3. Vomit some more (this time carrots come up/out)

Those aren't carrots.

They are small pieces of your stomach lining.

It's thoughts like these that help me get through the day.

dfenstrate:
Hey, all you farkers who can't think of a good reason for anyone to have kids..... I've got one.

So someone can take care of our old asses when we age.

Alternatives:
- Genetically enhanced helper monkies
- Robots
- Stay youthful and healthy (thanks to science, religious nutjobs can go and die)