Halpas: you're a bad man.
JoshRogan: sorry for unjustly accusing you of Scottishism. The pointless England-hatred's still a bit lame tho'.

zzzzzzzzzzzz. USA! USA! zzzzzzzzzzzzz. zzzzzzzzzzzzz. USA! USA! zzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dr. Pepper, if you are such a smart arse why didnt you spot that Mullen112280 post led to a page with the word dildo in it. Wheres that dumbass tag.

Robw
And the worst bit is that even after 20 of them she still won't look good. [vomit]

Shame about the match, I thought England had a good first half, up to the first Brazilian goal, and then got outplayed in the second half. Real shame. Anyway, I want to see USA win now. Think I might have to hoist a few drinks in support for you guys.

No no no, Halpas:


Vanessa Feltz

Josh Rogan (I take it you are from Oz as you said pom, correct me if i'm wrong):
Well, you lovely lovely Ozzies, I hope, no I know for a fact that you are never gonna qualify for the World Cup. Every World Cup qualifying play-off opponent will stuff your kangaroo scoffing, wife beating, "Stick another prawn on the Bar-B" saying, Cork-hat wearing populaced national team. Hey we aren't keen on the Abo's, but you originate from the criminal scum of the nation that founded you. You insulted us enough by convuluting and dumbing down our language. Having you laugh at our 'dental hygiene' is pitiful. Wait till Steve Irwin stereotypes you all over and make you look like the bunch of berks you are.
Flame-Ahoy.

The fark are you talking about Nickthegun? The URL is omega420.tk (NSFW), and assumed that the first and second link were the same.

fark a horse, moron.

Good effort lads, cheerio, tally ho, pip pip, chop chop.

At least the English team's consolation for their football loss will be going up to their hotel rooms in the loft and then riding home in the lorry, storing their equipment in the boot, where upon arrival they will be able to consume fish and chips and scones, with biscuits for dessert.

Those bloody Brazilian sods ought to go bugger themselves.

God save the Queen.

Stalinism

no worries - but please it is not a hatred of english - nuthing could be further from the truth, its rivalry, schadenfreude and a pleasure to relieved from the toss the press have been coming out with over the past week or two.

Bah, didn't work. Just look up a picture of Miss Piggy on google and you'll see what I mean. It's uncanny.

Denomuk

LOL... thats quite beautiful, no i'm not actually austrailian... but thanks for asking.... did you see what i did their i took your bitter twisted bile and turned it around.. i guess you didn't like that much, i'll tell you what go back to reading your daily mail and everything will be ok.

Any US fans: Is the US-Germany game on a cable channel,i.e. ESPN, Fox et al? My cable TV channels guide doesn't have it listed. I will attempt to watch it, study it and educate myself and open my mind to 'football' as 95% of the world can't be that stupid. I will not have a clue.

Brits, I empathize on your loss in a way, I'm am Astros fan, 40 years of pennant less baseball and 0-7 in playoffs.
"Wait till next year you insufferable NL bastards" will be etched on my gravestone.

No one likes us
We don't care
We are Millwall
Super Millwall
From the Den

(Yanks wouldn't last 5 minutes in the Den, and I'd pay to see them try!)

JWest,ESPN.

Denomuk: We don't call them Prawns, thats just a marketing thing - Like Steve Irwin. We call them Shrimps.
OK we're shiat at soccer, BUT we kick your arse in pretty much every other Sport we compete with you at.
Was being good at sport a punishable offense 200 years ago?

Do we dumb down your language? Was it not an AUSTRALIAN who won the Booker last year? For the second time.

JoshRoganKiwi then? Wow, this 'guess the ethnicity' game is fun... But yeah, the pre-match press coverage was total nonce-sense. Kinda relieved we didn't win given how lame the team were today; the unjustified jingoism that would've brought would've been really unbearable.

Nitwit: Not quite as much as Jade...

Denomuk: "we hate those who scoff at the nation that founded you"

scoff? no, that's cough, as in *cough* pansey limeys *cough*...you banger and mash sucking weiners, where was the limey team today, cuz they weren't in the game I was watching

oh, and you founded America? That's a robust rewriting of history. Colonized, yes...founded, no. Others were here first, and the first ones from your stinking rock were dying to get out.

I blow my nose in your general di-rection

Stalinism

[ducks from plastic chair and emerges from under the water cannon wearin hackett shirt and burbery cap to shout "facken hell let 'ave it then"]

May I be the first to say...

Ha-Ha !

I for one am still immeasuarably proud of our squad. We have accompished so much in this campaighn - We have beaten our two olde enemies, (Argentina and Germany.) Found an answer to our left midifeld problem and were only knocked out by the likely winners.

Bring on Portugal 2004!!

Josh Rogan:
I'm only having a bit of flaming fun. Nice to stir up a little anti-foreigner feeling over football. I read the Sun by the way. Not quite middle class. Just making a homage to Ronaldhino on photoshop....or should that be Homo-age....

*throws beer bottles and plastic chairs alonside Stalinism*

I do hereby sincerely apologize profusely to the peoples of Great Britain for whom I harbour no ill will & admire their great historical milestones & beautiful page 3 girls with the sexy accents.
My posting of VF's picture in this forum was done rashly & without forethought as to the effects it would have on our english Farkers, again I most humbly apologize.

except for denomuk whom I think is a jerk.

yours,
Halpas

Stalinism

no, the word pom was just put in as a hasty replacement for the word hun in the original post.... keep guessing!!!

Dr Pepper: Fark a horse? moi?

There is only one thing i can say to that you jingoistic tit-head.

Your mother.

Hey JoshRogan,
do you need a cuddle? You certainly seem to hate the english....I would be interested to know why...and as for forcing our language on 3rd world nations, it's been interesting to see how they got on afterwards....

oh, and by the way, did you see the last English cricket series??? We got thrashed...er no, actually we didn't. We won. And just for the record, no one I know eats Ginsters, likes the Weakest Link, or actually says Cor Blimey. Perhaps if you were a bit braver, you might let us know where you are from........Idiot ahoy

Riiiight. Anyway, why were the announcers going on and on about Beckham's hair?

Denomuk

no probs fella.

Nice one Brazil!

<img src="http://www.macbraveheart.co.uk/images/art/braveheart.jpg"

Maybe some hooligans should make a trip to Brazil and burn down the rain forest?

blah blah blah 1966 blah blah blah Beckham's golden bollox blah blah 3 farking lions blah blah 1966

They think it's all over. It is now.

Saya-farking-ara

Guv'nor

as i said i have no hatred at all for the english i merely took the original post by Denomuk and replaced the words... i guess people don't like it when its turned around.

Farewell England, we hardly knew ye..........

*throws beer bottles and plastic chairs alonside Stalinism*

ALL RIGHT! My first soccer riot! Wo0t!

*Smacks Harmonia in the head with a bottle of Bud Light*

England surrenders

Purple_Jack: Feeling a little jealous, perhaps?

JoshRogan: Changing the quote round wasn't fair though - hating the US is officially allowed...

Dammit, I've been reading too much Arab News.

Irish then?

Vanessa Feltz...I'd throw one in her.

Is she the ignorant sports authority every media hires to demonstrate equality of the sexes? Shw looks to me to like it anally i.e. bark like a dog monkeywoman.

Holy crap. What in the name of sweet baby Jesus is this thing:

Oh Halpas, you hurt my feelings. Jorgasm; ever heard of misconceived stereotypes, ever heard of the word...gullible? Read my other posts nob-wit. *carries on fuelling flames - WHOOSH*

Please respect my 4 stars, will ya? :-P

*hands Angry Inch a bottle of Newky Brown* (real beer, in a proper sized people-hitting bottle)

moving away from the riot...

Dr Pepper: the Brazilians seem perfectly willing to do that themselves without our help

/environmentalist rant

NICE OF THE BRAZILIANS TO WEAR OUR FLAG COLOUR.

Why Hingohongo, that's Brazil's finest sports star. He's just farkin adorable.

Er, no, JWest, she's the attention-seeking-cry-baby-media-loving/hating-ex-celebrity-whore (who's fat... like an AMERICAN)!!!
She also has a voice that sounds like someone is scraping their nails down a chalkboard, whilst playing an out of tune violin.

My FIFA simulation of the USA-Germany game has the US controlling the early portions of the game, but unable to score, and Germany gets the lead in the 38th minute, and a quick follower in the 42nd. So at the half, USA trails 0-2. Germany controls the opening minutes of the 2nd half, with the US unable to make any moves. Germany bops one off the woodwork in the final minutes, and USA marches up the field for a goal in the 90th minute, but too little too late for the US, as the game ends

Final Result: Germany 2, United States 1

Does this mean the british team isn't getting any?

Stalinism: "hating the US is officially allowed..."

Yes, well, we Americans have precious little time to get our jabs in, so we'll enjoy it while we can. It's been fun to watch the rest of the world whine about our success.

After the way he played today (and despite that horribly horribly wrong red card), Ronaldinho could be as ugly as he wants.

My photoshop suggestion would be bat-boy.
Also, did anybody else notice supposedly-deceased Tupac Shakur plays for England? #6 Conspiracy I tell ya

Ronaldinho looks like he's been Photoshopped!