Brazil suck.

A man advantage and you still can't win?

USA! USA! USA!

that is all.

Surely some mistae rio ferdinand is the greatest centre half since bobby moore and engerland already won it weeks ago according to the papers... ah well shame really:

They're going home,
They're going home,
They're going....
England's going home! (x3)

At the pub early drinking beers,
But soon there'd be some tears,
They've gone out,
The media shouts,
Sven has went and threw it away,
At the end of the day,
He's been shagging since May,
Now Scotland's singing...

England's been put out -
All of us are laughing,
Watching Posh Spice pout,
Brazil gave you a beating...

All of your boasts, all of your cheers,
You didn't even get near,
You are 5hit,
It's so clear.
There's no use talking of sixty-six,
Cause we know it's a fix,
Russian linesman my erse,
You're just plain rubbish.

Three Lions going home,
All of Scotland's laughing,
30 years of groans,
Never stopped you dreaming...

But you've feked up your chance...
Now you're going home with France!

They're going home,
They're going home,
They're going....
England's going home! (x2 & Continue)

Three lions going home,
All of Scotland's laughing,
30 years of groans,
Never stopped you dreaming...

Utterly devastated. Brazil were the better team on the day, but the way we went out was very, very disappointing. No amount of unhappy faces can express how almost the entire country is feeling right now.
Oh well, roll on Germany 2006...

/me waits for negative comments about "soccer" and England to pour in.

I can't wait 'till 7:30, then we'll get to see the U.S. team own Germany.

Oh, and a hearty "fark you" to anyone who posts negative comments about "soccer" and England.

David Seaman is going to be hung by his own pony-tail.

My FIFA 2002 game says the U.S. will score an early goal, will get another early in the second half and Germany will make a half-hearted goal late in the second half.

2-1 U.S. I say.

The whole atmosphere in our office is very subdued. Hopefully the Germans getting beaten will boost us slightly!

hah hah - another jealous Scot going on about England losing.

Like they can put a good string of results together, the bunch of alcoholic inbreds. Re-build Hadrians Wall!!!!

Heartbroken, disappointed, etc. Seaman's been excellent until now.
Well, at least we're not France!

England saving their worst performance for their most vital match has become something of a theme over the last few years. Oh well, fark 'em, Go USA!

Germany 2006? Great, that means a 7pm game will play at about noon or 11am in the US (EST) so no more all-nighters. Although I'll probably have a real job in 2006.

And yes, Bra-zeel does suck.

come on Germany!!

Someone please delete Mullen112280's post, the website has some VERY NSFW images.

So did Ronaldinho get himself deliberately sent off, and then Ronaldo deliberately come off, just so the Brazilians could rub in how rubbish we were on the day?

Just my theory.

I was also pleased Dyer was playing, just because it meant that every couple of minutes the commentator said "it's dire".

And it was.

Go Senegal!!

Simply, Brazil are a better team, and their so-called 'suspect' defence was stronger than the England press had been bleating about.

The Scots here are loving it. Brazilian flags everywhere.

Well, you lovely lovely Yanks, I hope, no I know for a fact that you are gonna get your asses whupped by Germany. The Hun will hopefully stuff your cheeseburger scoffing, car-chase loving, "Gee-Whizz" saying, obese populaced national team. Hey we aren't keen on the Germans, but we hate those who scoff at the nation that founded you. You insulted us enough by convuluting and dumbing down our language. Having you laugh at our 'soccer' team is pitiful. Wait till the Germans roll you over and make you look like the bunch of berks you are.
Flame-Ahoy. Not normally this angry but to have the Nation of McDonalds mock our loss to the best team in the world is a mockery. If only the U.S. had even the tiniest chance of scoring against Brazil........ Ha, the thoughts too stupid.

Germany:6 USA:Nada

Agreed Nitwit, Brazil were superb. The 3rd goal was amazing.
I'm gutted but now I can root for USA. Obviosly the Scottish guy above is pleased but who can blame him. They only lead the world in sheep shagging and shinty. haha

Great performance at the world cup Scotland. Not.
I think that ref may in trouble too. I wouldn't have sent Ronaldinho off.
C'mon USA.

The Ronaldos better fix their teeth lest people think THEY are Brits too! Pip pip!

Um, Denomuk, no one in this comments section has said anything bad about England. I was actually wanting them to win so that I didn't have to see the stupid South Americans win.

While I still don't care about soccer, I still root for England cause they are like the Mother Ship after all.

Go US, beat those Finnish bastards!

Jesus. Vanessa Feltz is telling the nation how they don't feel too bad because the team played well. What game were you watching you stupid, fat, not-knowing anything about football WHORE???

England would not have got that far in the competition if it wasn't for Seaman. It wasn't his fault - it was the piss-poor effort by the whole England Team in the second half.

Turkey will beat Brazil in the Semi. No problemo there!

USA will beat Germany (sorry - the only time I support any German team is when they're playing against Scumchester United)

Denomuk: ROFL

Oh btw all you Brazil haters can stuff it. They've been playing the best "football" so far. It's about time the dumb Euro teams who score a goal and then stick everyone inside their own goal and kill the game learn a lesson. Play some offense ya pansies.

Sorry English people. I'm new to this sport, but I was rooting for your side all the way. Of course, I'm a Cubs fan and was wearing my Bosox cap the whole game, so that probably sealed your fate.

One funny thing tho: I was listening to the William Hill 'tube commentary,' and the guys were pretty worked up about some Brazilian named Rivaldo who kept taking dives. They eventually stopped referring to him by name and started just calling him 'Old Woman':

And now here's Beckham, pursued by Old Woman. . .
Old Woman will take the throw-in. And she's waiting...she's taken a full 15 seconds now...COME ON OLD WOMAN THROW IT IN!!!

Hi-larious.

shiat. Guess my ctrl-C didn't work. Replace that with Al2001

outmanned Brazil simply outplayed the limeys

JoshRogan: Yeah, because Scotland were just sooooo good in this World Cup. Oh wait a minute, I'm thinking of Brazil.

No shame in going out to the eventual winners. they were damn good. They would wipe the floor with the US with eight men.

I'm rooting for a Brazil-Senegal final.

DaLinuxNut The hooligans never got there in the first place. Why do you think you've not heard any news about trouble out there.

In my opinion, Japan and Korea should host all World Cup Finals from now on!!!!

I guess those chaps at the blade factory arent quite as upset anymore.

An hour and 15 minutes left until the U.S. beats Germany...

I just refreshed. I now feel sorry for all English except Denomuk. Don't go all Italian, man. It is just a game after all right?

Haha, I was watching that too, AI2001. She's been popping up all over the place lately (Richard and Judy, discussing sport?!) and putting her snout into places it doesn't belong.
Just to clarify: NOONE CARES WHAT YOU SAY, VANESSA.
I wish someone would tie her arms behind her back, put an apple in her mouth and display her on a silver platter....

....

I forgot to say in my last posts just how proud I am of our lads. Whilst we didn't quite go all the way, we showed the World a few things about spirit, determination and hard work (in most of our games). Way to go, England *sniff*

Tomorrow's headline:

Team USA eats sour-krauts for lunch

Denomuk

Well, you lovely lovely poms, I hope, no I know for a fact that you are gonna get your asses whupped by Brazil. The brazilians will hopefully stuff your ginster pies scoffing, weakest link loving, "cor blimey" saying, badly teethed populaced national team. Hey we aren't keen on the Brazilians, but we hate those who scoff at all other nations that aren't them. You insulted us enough by enforcing your language on 3rd world nations. Having a laugh at your 'soccer', 'cricket', 'tennis', <insert sport here' team is funny. Wait till your media roll you over and make you look like the bunch of berks you are.
Flame-Ahoy. .

Dr. Pepper: It was a pre-emptive strike to those inevitable comments that will come. Just getting my Xenophobic insults in before I need to. Call me eager.

Thanks for making me spit Dr Pepper all over my monitor, Jorgasm.

Ease up thar Denomuk, its not like the French just invaded.

JoshRogan: glad you're prepared to admit Scotland's a 3rd world nation ;P

Now go die of horrible syphilitic disease. Twat.

Vanessa Feltz

Hi Londongirl:

I'm not acutally scottish, i got that post froma friend and couldn't resist a bit of schednfreude.... completely fed up with the press, the hype and the half wits who wouldn't know a football if it hit them in the face (rivaldo style)so i guess i'm pretty glad england are out.

That's a man, man!

Thanks for that, Halpas. Now I need a bourbon. Topped up with bourbon. With a bourbon chaser.

stalinism: are we hurting a wee bit today?? i suppose you could throw some plastic chairs or something - isn't that normally what happens?!???

If only the brits could have turned all their opponents into scotsmen.

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