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(AFP)   Germans building world's largest chocolate cuckoo clock   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 37
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2006-07-01 11:47:30 PM
Have there been many chocolate cuckoo clocks to, say, make this one's particular height actually a matter of interest?

/RTA
 
2006-07-02 12:02:26 AM
submitter: Germans building world's largest chocolate cuckoo clock

Why?
 
2006-07-02 12:02:44 AM
What is it with germans, chocolate, cuckoo clocks and chocolate cuckoo clocks?
 
2006-07-02 12:20:11 AM
This cuckoo clock shall stand as a monument to freedom, economic waste, our inate inability to determine what time it is, and our love of foods that are bad for us. As we speak type, dozens of terrorists who hate all those things we stand for are congregating on a camp in a desert land, to practice drills to overtake chocolate cuckoo clock guards, run face-first into a replica of the structure, and eat it.
 
2006-07-02 12:57:48 AM
Of Course we understand Homer, afterall we are from zee land of chocolate.

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2006-07-02 03:32:03 AM
Is this one of those things where a bunch of people sit around brainstorming until they come up with something that will get them into the Guinness book of records?
 
2006-07-02 03:35:38 AM
None of this makes sense. Why Germans, not the Swiss?

Aren't the Swiss famous for making clocks AND chocolate?

Got damn Germans, they need a people/ nation to harass otherwise they get really bored and then this happens.
 
2006-07-02 03:39:13 AM
I must find that clock, and eat it.
 
2006-07-02 03:42:25 AM
... and with it, they will ENSLAVE THE WORLD!
 
2006-07-02 03:47:57 AM
It's about time...
 
2006-07-02 04:04:58 AM
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2006-07-02 04:09:54 AM
I hope they didn't make it out of the chocolate they stole from the Jews in WW2.
 
2006-07-02 04:12:15 AM
Germans building world's largest chocolate cuckoo clock.


Nuts?
 
2006-07-02 04:15:27 AM
They haven't been right ever since their "take over the whole damn planet" thing went south on them.
 
2006-07-02 04:23:48 AM
clock with a wooden frame and casing made of 120 kilos (265 pounds) of pure chocolate.

Darn. I was hoping that the entire clock would be chocolate -- hard-tempered chocolate for the gears, which are lubricated with cocoa oil, etc.
 
2006-07-02 04:27:41 AM
AstroMech

My thoughts exactly:

Its a jew-killing machine, disguised as a chocolate cuckoo clock. The streets will run brown with...chocolate.

/And the brown blood in jews' veins
 
2006-07-02 05:22:30 AM
"Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."

- Harry Lime (Orson Welles), "The Third Man," 1949
 
2006-07-02 05:48:53 AM
I think the Germans are trying to compete against france's world record "Cuckold Clock"..

//throws cheese at the french
 
2006-07-02 06:32:18 AM
Always smart to do build something chocolate in the middle of a farking blistering summer!1!
 
2006-07-02 06:50:50 AM
Now that's something you can sink your teeth into.
 
2006-07-02 07:29:48 AM
I'm cuckoo for cocoa clocks.
 
2006-07-02 08:34:50 AM
Ja, das ist gut.
I hope that the chocolate has a high melting temp. I dont think it gets all that warm in Germany but if I bought a friggen giant chocolate clock I'd hope it wouldnt melt when I got it home. That be a large puddle o' cocoa
 
2006-07-02 08:57:48 AM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2006-07-02 09:01:41 AM
Why are people incapable of dealing with Germans without talking about WW2?
 
2006-07-02 09:09:19 AM
It's because Germans drink beer, eat sausage, like Hasselhoff, and want to take over the world.

/Did I miss anything?
 
2006-07-02 09:36:51 AM
Lar Jorgen ,

I LOL'd. Thanks. I almost, almost, snarfed coffee on myself.
 
2006-07-02 09:42:09 AM
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available for comment
/heh Uterbraten
 
2006-07-02 10:26:53 AM
evajyna
The Cuckoo Clock was invented in Germany. Germans, as well as the Swiss, are known for their chocolate.
So, if anyone should be making this clock, it should be the Germans!
 
2006-07-02 11:30:11 AM
@peachgirl, evajyna, et al

Germans are not really known for chocolate.. the belgian and the swiss are (and luxemburg, but they do not produce that many tons...)

Switzerland produces about 160000 tons of chocolate a year, while belgium is at something around 5000 tons a year.

The Germans make the cuckoo clock (around Schwarzwald), while Swiss watches are known for their precision (and their insane marketing budget).
 
2006-07-02 12:32:43 PM
What time is it? That's right, it's time for chocolate.

Or for you Germans...

Wieviel Uhr ist es? Zeit schokolade zu essen.
 
2006-07-02 12:39:45 PM
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is not impressed
 
2006-07-02 01:03:31 PM
Do they have to do this in a huge freezer, or what?
 
2006-07-02 01:19:57 PM
Prince Pondicherry said to be unimpressed.

/can't believe there was only one Willy Wonka reference here.
 
2006-07-02 05:53:10 PM
empres77

"I begged you to look at mine first. I begged you!"
 
2006-07-02 07:26:59 PM
I think this should have an Obvious tag. Well, maybe if it was an Austrian project....
 
2006-07-02 11:20:16 PM
Oh goody, someplace sweet and appropriate for Cindy Sheehan to live.
 
2006-07-03 10:42:13 AM
Lar Jorgen: I'm cuckoo for cocoa clocks.

You win the thread.
 
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