yes, a suprising hitablity percentage in that group.

Is that Cameron Diaz without makeup?

Lionfish, that's TOO scary!!

I think you need to double up on the oral, buddy. You owe her BIG after posting that pic!! ;-)

Ohh!! oooh! look at this one!

10. "One heffa two heffas three heffas four hit that biatch with a bottle "

GBV23:

How did Dave Mustaine get into that group of photos.
She's hot? Maybe when she's on onstage singing for Megadeth.

2006-07-01 01:25:26 PM SonOfSpam
"Is that Cameron Diaz without makeup?"

If I were you, I'd hit 'em both just to be on the safe side.

WipeHandsOnPants: ...or did the cops misspell 'beaverage'?

I wondered exactly the same thing.

Now this. superimposed.



She's been cloned. There's few other explinations. bizzare. (I love you honey if youre reading this.) I'm so dead. But it was worth it.

Someone's been collecting spirit balls.

LIONFISH:

Your better half's likeness is now going to be internet fodder for a gazillion 15 year-old loser males with nothing but time on their hands to do all sorts of horrendous things to and on her image. Once again I salute you testicular fortitude.

#1 and #3 - suprisingly hot.

There are some hot ones in there. They should have a price list too.

:)

Quick internet, get board with the idea...
**swings chain watch**

you do noooot want to further the meme.......

Bet ya a dollar that before the day is out, Lionfish's face is imposed on some short dick Congo cannibal.

/gee, I wonder who that might be compliments of.

I like the ones that are smiling, but some of them just look dead inside.

That's sad.

DentedCan: You think she's pissed now? Wait til tonight when foreplay begins with your saying, "hold this sign."

Now that's some funny shiat...right there....that is

Goddamn a lot of them seem pretty happy to get busted.

Looks like a casting call for one of those late-night Live Links or Quest Personals commercials.

Lionfish
Bravo! The similarity is quite stunning- a genuine doppleganger. Enjoy the doghouse you put yourself in! Maybe you can try to soften the blow (so to speak) by roleplaying- perhaps a night of pimp-and-ho? Of course, to make things fair, you'll have to be the ho...

lolololol

\It's a noble profession...

These are strippers, not hookers. Bad headline submitter but a great link all the same.

mr_larry

you did see the prostitution charges on many of their papers didn't you?

,,|,,

a lot of them are decent looking. never understood why men pay ugly women for sex or to strip. skanks will do you if you buy them a mcdonald's big mac combo and a quart bottle of pabst blue ribbon. if you are going to actually pay her, she should be pretty breathtaking.

leave submitter alone, he is a god

Not that any identity thief would want to steal the ID of an alleged hooker, but I like the fact that full legal names and dates of birth are on the mug shots.

should be easier to get SSN's knowing that info etc, etc.

#13 is a two finger flipping off the camera champ



And from an artistic standpoint I AM LOVING THE FOLLOWING SHOTS which speak eloquently to me on the poignancy of America's moral crusade. Notice how in the first two photos, the subjects are scrubbed of their protective mentally insulating makeup, yet nonetheless confront the camera directly with their gaze. The soft focus on the edges is a nice touch. On the last shot the subject retains a hint of eye makeup, yet stares forlornly off to the side. Perhaps she has been here before? Perhaps she is wondering how she got here in the first place? Perhaps she is trying to remember the phone number of her lawyer?













/Jaclyn R Frank does not have sharp knees
//Would lapdance it

Number 9, number 9, number 9.....

The_Pink_Pimp needs to get out more.

#11

Charge: Lewdness.


WTF!?

floridian62: never understood why men pay ugly women for sex or to strip.


'cause once you seen one woman nekkid,.. you wanna see the rest of 'em nekkid.

/not mine

They even included the Terminator! Ugh.

Nice Post, Pink Pimp.

Dammit I've searched and search TSG and I cant find the original story that featured that photo. Anyone remember the details?

Polishwonder74

Not very PC, but quite funny.

I love how the cops spell prostitution four different ways and not one of them is correct.

That's a conjunctival hemorrhage. Occurs spontaneously with sneezing, coughing, pooping, stripping or secondary to trauma.

/she still might be borg

#7 is the best of all of them in my opinion. I'm surprised there aren't others here who think so. Maybe because her hair is a mess?

Did anyone notice all of the Shannons? I counted four so far. Ex gf's name is Shannon, I think it's teh funnay.

When I am elected God, I will make a law that nobody is allowed to fark with their eyebrows until they can demonstrate that they know what the rat-flinging hell an eyebrow is supposed to damn well look like.

Seriously, man. They're not that hard.

Yeah, #1 is hot; the rest are all nasty.

But then what do you expect from a bunch of 'women of the night'?

I don't know if anyone has mentioned it yet, but #10 has what's called a "subconjunctival hemorrage"..basically a bruise in the eye that's red instead of purple because it doesn't have pinkish skin over it to change the color. it's not permanent, and she's probably not a robot :)

#13 is giving the double whammie to the photog. Ricky would approve.

For a little background:

Undercover sheriff's deputies and police officers infiltrated west Pasco's exotic dance clubs Thursday night, arresting more than two dozen people. Reports on the arrests provide stories of what the investigators encountered.

One reported being invited to a "private dance" in a room within the Foxy Lane on U.S. 19 in New Port Richey. The dancer offered a topless dance for $25 or a fully nude one for $45, the report says.

The officer chose topless and handed over $30. There were chairs in the room, and the dancer told the officer to sit. As the music started, the dancer took off her clothes until she was wearing only a G-string and high-heeled platform shoes.

The dancer performed the lap dance, which included fondling the officer over clothes, the report says. When she was done, she got dressed, and the officer told her to keep the $5 in change.

A short time later, the dancer was arrested on charges including prostitution. After being read her rights, she said she didn't know she had been doing anything wrong, the report says.

Clubs targeted by the sting also included Calendar Girls and Lollipops in Hudson, the Brass Flamingo in Port Richey, and Bare Assets in Holiday. Two other clubs also were investigated and found in compliance with the law, sheriff's spokesman Doug Tobin said. Tobin could not name the two clubs.

In the Brass Flamingo, two dancers were arrested, accused of selling cocaine. Sheriff's reports say Lehang Thi Pham, 20, of New Port Richey, agreed to sell a gram to an officer for $65.

Pham told the officer that since she didn't know him, she wanted to use "someone I trust," a report says. Pham introduced the officer to Tamara D. Corrow, 20, of Spring Hill, who accepted the money and soon gave him half a gram of cocaine, according to the reports. Both women were arrested on charges of selling cocaine.

Tampa first amendment lawyer Luke Lirot said he will represent many of those arrested. His experience as a legal advocate for exotic dancers and club owners is plentiful.

"We're going to be busy," he said. "You've got to have a niche."

* * *

Those arrested on prostitution charges included: Liberty Ann Hackett, 19, of Port Richey; Alicia J. Henry, 22, Tampa; Amy Melissa Gilbertson, 29, Holiday; Larissa Mae Johnson, 23, Crystal River; and Stephanie Geahlen, 22, Holiday.

Arrested on charges of exposure of sexual organs were: Cynthia Lynn Smith, 34, of Holiday; Tiffany Marie Morris, 24, Hudson; Jennifer Lee McKinnie, 28, Hudson; and Bonnie C. Kaufmann, 28, New Port Richey.

Thosearrested on charges of both prostitution and exposure of sexual organs included: Tracy Anne Walker, 26, of New Port Richey; Nicole S. Ballard, 29, Tampa; and Myranda J. Barbee, 30, Clearwater.

Arrested on charges of lewdness were: Porcha Annie Hope, 25, of Palm Harbor; Shannon L. Evans, 22, whose city was not given; and Kristen Cori Erdman, 35, Hudson.

Arrested on a charges of solicitation for sale of alcohol: Jennifer Leigh Butler, 28, of Beverly Hills; Angel Marie Livecchi, 34, Spring Hill; Amy Gabrielle Ditolla, 25, Spring Hill; Nina Miel Brown, 20, Hudson; Victor Javier Mendez, 24, Spring Hill; Amy Nicole Sullivan, 22, Hudson; and one 26-year-old of Port Richey whose name was illegible on her arrest report.

Also arrested was doorman Troy Andrew Johnson, 28, of Spring Hill, on a charge of receive/offer/agree to receive for lewdness.