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strangeguitar		2006-06-30 09:25:06 AM

Hey, baby. How much do you charge if I want it in triplicate?

Chaim Witz		2006-06-30 11:16:20 AM

Is Hungarian where you get to stick it in her goulash?

That's gonna cost extra.

Jetcar		2006-06-30 11:19:01 AM

Move to Canada. Legal and tax-free.

oh.

Just don't get caught "soliciting" any services.

LesserEvil		2006-06-30 11:19:10 AM

Does that mean they'll be doing a more complete job wiping their asses?

/DNRTFA

Crown Of Negativity		2006-06-30 11:19:12 AM

Don't forget the cover sheet.

/that's covered in....

Gunter glieben glauchen globen		2006-06-30 11:19:45 AM

This is great news for pimps. Now in addition to their protection money, they can charge for bookkeeping and tax services.

Anyhow I understand the penalty for failure to file is a straight up biatch slap, with a kick and a warning not to do it again.

Mark Twain		2006-06-30 11:20:24 AM

I lived in Buda for a little bit and our neighbors were prostitutes. There were probably 6 of them in the house and they had chickens.

Surreal.

/still cant get enough paprika

SirMIRCsAlot		2006-06-30 11:20:44 AM

May I be the first to say "Lófasz a seggedbe!"

Adman12		2006-06-30 11:21:16 AM

I wonder if they also have to issue receipts?

forthandmultiply		2006-06-30 11:23:00 AM

And do the receipts show what services were rendered?

brap		2006-06-30 11:23:18 AM

The good news is that expenses incurred attending Blow-job Conferences are now tax-deductible.

SixOfDLoC		2006-06-30 11:23:27 AM

I lived in Buda for a little bit and our neighbors were prostitutes. There were probably 6 of them in the house and they had chickens.
CHICKENS???? Man, and people thought CRABS were bad...

Mark Twain		2006-06-30 11:24:39 AM

What can I say?
Its a totally different world over there.

mikeymay972		2006-06-30 11:24:52 AM

Yeah... I'm gonna need those TPS reports by Friday.... What? didn't you get the memo?

/Hookers need to pay VAT now too
//tee hee

APhipps		2006-06-30 11:25:15 AM

Has Sen. Grassley been to Hungaria?

GOP Senator Calls For Pimp Tax

bump		2006-06-30 11:25:32 AM

I found the 'lightbulb in anus' story much more interesting...

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

Just thank goodness it wasn't a florecent tube

floor9		2006-06-30 11:25:36 AM

SixOfDLoC: and people thought CRABS were bad...

Unavailable for comment

clockworkblack		2006-06-30 11:25:40 AM

I love the fact that yahoo used the word hookers as oppossed to prostitutes in the headline

dave1y		2006-06-30 11:30:26 AM

I don't need no stinkin' paperwork....daaaaaaaling!

NittLion78		2006-06-30 11:31:24 AM

I can see it now...

"Okay sir, let me just read your order back to you:

-1 Blumpkin
-5 minutes of reverse cowgirl
-3 minutes of teh buttsecks
-1 Hot Carl
-20 lashes about the chest with a cat o' nine tails
-1 Dutch Rudder
-45 seconds of AEA performed with a floatation device
-and you'd like to finish with a Tony Danza?

Is that correct? Let me just print this off for you."

Lampmonster		2006-06-30 11:33:27 AM

Buttsecks?

[ ] yes
[ ] no

Adman12		2006-06-30 11:34:23 AM

forthandmultiply: And do the receipts show what services were rendered?

Hndjb: 25
Bljb: 50
w/bkke: 50
bbck anl
(spec. offer): 150

Total before tax: 275
Seniors Discount: - 27.50
15% Sales tax: 37.15

TOTAL: 284.64

Cash: 300
Change: -15.36

THANK YOU, CUM AGAIN

BaronStaring		2006-06-30 11:35:38 AM

Dammit, mikeymay972 beat me to it!

packrabid04		2006-06-30 11:37:14 AM

So if they get knocked up...can they claim disability now also?

Rapmaster2000		2006-06-30 11:39:33 AM

Is it customary to tip a prostitute? I don't want to appear gauche in front of Peaches.

Josu		2006-06-30 11:42:07 AM

SixOfDLoC

Rare is the thread that causes me to laught audibly.

Allisonaxe		2006-06-30 11:45:59 AM

but if they were smart enough to do paperwork, they wouldn't be selling their bodies in the first place!

mcsiegs		2006-06-30 11:46:37 AM

Hungarian Prostitutes?? I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT

forthandmultiply		2006-06-30 11:50:58 AM

Sorry Adman but I've never come across "bbck anal" among my receipts, is there something I'm missing out on?

regberk		2006-06-30 11:50:59 AM

What would this require?

Adman12		2006-06-30 11:55:36 AM

Rapmaster2000: Is it customary to tip a prostitute?

If you're a leper, it's only proper to tell her to keep the tip.

forthandmultiply: Sorry Adman but I've never come across "bbck anal" among my receipts, is there something I'm missing out on?

"bareback"

I don't recommend teh special.

darklordseth		2006-06-30 12:02:56 PM

regberk: What would this require?

What the hell...?

gr8fultom		2006-06-30 12:03:11 PM

Is there something about the Gabor sisters I dont' know?

Other than that Eva died of food poisoning...and there was a third sister who I never heard of. Just read in Wikipedia...

brap		2006-06-30 12:03:26 PM

2006-06-30 11:50:59 AM regberk
"What would this require."

Two EXTREMELY intoxicated Heamer groupies.

forthandmultiply		2006-06-30 12:04:26 PM

"bareback", as opposed to?

Whatever		2006-06-30 12:08:09 PM

SirMIRCsAlot
What does that mean? Sadly the Hungarian half of my family never taught me much other than strange greetings.

icstepec		2006-06-30 12:18:17 PM

can't solicite in canada? thought it was legal?

more importantly: how WOULD a tourist find one?

/smirk
//not soliciting
///just askin'

puckhead		2006-06-30 12:38:36 PM

must have a ... an entrepreneur's license.

nice.

Respect the Cock		2006-06-30 12:39:10 PM

TPS report = "The Prostitute's Salary"?

bobbooty		2006-06-30 12:40:25 PM

Am I the only one who read this as "hungry prostitutes?"

degreeless		2006-06-30 12:45:56 PM

Hungry sounds like a good place to get the drip.

semiotix		2006-06-30 01:17:45 PM

As a thirty-something single white male with poor social skills and a bureaucracy fetish, let me just say that my next sex tourism vacation is definitely going to be in Hungary.

You should have seen the looks they gave me in the Dominican Republic when I asked for receipts, and getting something notarized? Fuhgeddaboudit.

/more of this is true than I'd care to admit
//yeah, like I'm the only one who likes filling out TPS reports
///I mean, really likes filling out TPS reports

SirMIRCsAlot		2006-06-30 01:21:14 PM

Whatever: It's a curse a Hungarian friend of mine taught me (google it for the definition). I asked him to teach me some phrases, and this was the first he made me try saying (over and over again). He only told me the meaning after I learned how to say it.

themasterdebater		2006-06-30 01:24:40 PM

hellomynameissimon		2006-06-30 01:33:40 PM

You know the worst thing about being a prostitute? It's not the long hours, the aching jaw at the end of your shift, the biatch slapping, it's the goddam paper work.

jeroendehaan		2006-06-30 02:08:30 PM

What is a Dutch Rudder?
Jeroen (from the Netherlands)

semiotix		2006-06-30 02:13:39 PM

What is a Dutch Rudder?
Jeroen (from the Netherlands)

You would know it as a "Belgian Strawberry Surprise," I believe. Although in The Hague it's common to refer to it as "re-potting the tulips."

TwoBitFratWhore		2006-06-30 02:15:18 PM

Hahahahaha!

This is the best thread all month! Y'all are hilarious.

/ Laughing my ass off
// damn, back to wr0k
/// ODAL

Jetcar		2006-06-30 02:42:03 PM

icstepec
can't solicite in canada? thought it was legal?
more importantly: how WOULD a tourist find one?

/smirk
//not soliciting
///just askin'

Prostitution is legal in Canada.
Soliciting prostitution is not. (can't ask for the legal service....I know, I know, don't get me started!)

Where would a tourist find one? Strip bar is your best starting point.
//not that I'd know.
///dated an ex-stripper

6655321		2006-06-30 02:50:28 PM

The Hungarian Forint is at an all time low against the Euro and US dollar.

I hope the same judge will issue a ruling that requires government employees and lawmakers who accept gifts, graft and presents to have a tax number and pay taxes on their unreported income.

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