Dental_FlossTycoon
1. T or F: Including Shampoo and Conditioner, I have used 3 hair products today.
Leave-in conditioner, hey it's humid out.

Dental, you fail. You fail utterly. You have teh ghey.

/yes I am kidding
//no I do not ever use a hair product other than shampoo

Biceps, as in the convex curve at her arm. Look at her left arm, about 2 inches above the elbow, and a convex curve starts. She must be working out to show tone even though she's not flexing her arm, alright.

Quacked if you're happy, you can weigh whatever you want. You're probably smaller than me, even; I'm not going to bash anyone's bodies in particular but my own. All I know that the "she's too thin" comments are not a reflection of my experiences. Her glasses and hairstyle do exaggerate her thinness, though.

JennicaJJ

She will still have a muscle there even if it is wasted away. Just because she doesn't look like pure bone doesn't mean she's remotely healthy. I doubt she lifts anything heavier than a can of diet soda.

danlpoon
Here is a list of things a Real Man(r) man does not feel guilty about:

1. That the above sentence does not read; Here is a list of things about which a Real Man(r) does not feel guilty.

2. I do things guaranteed to shorten my life.

3. I left the toilet seat up, or took it off completely.

4. I can't stand my family.

5. I can't stand your family.

6. I drive fast and any amount of tickets is worth the privelege of driving fast.

7. I want sex all the time from various partners

8. I kiss my dog goodnight.

9. I can't help but glance up a skirt.

10. I gamble with "our" money because "our" money is really mine.

So basically "I'm an asshole".

It's almost like you're parroting Leykis with your "poor put-upon alpha male stripped of his birthright by post-modern PC-centric feminazis." schtick. Spare us the long winded posts with big words and admit it: You want things to be like back in the day where women stayed home and you could grab another woman's ass in polite company. Where you could head off to a motel to do some "late night" work with one of your mistresses, go home, get piss drunk, beat your wife and fall asleep, ready to repeat it tomorrow. All the while secure in your knowledge that you are in control and no consequences will be visited upon you because it wasn't "proper" to talk about it.

/that was long winded, I apologize.

Biceps, as in the convex curve at her arm. Look at her left arm, about 2 inches above the elbow, and a convex curve starts. She must be working out to show tone even though she's not flexing her arm, alright.

Sure she's flexing. She's probably straining to support the weight of her watch.

xalres

Stimpy, you eeediot. It was a joke. He already said so.

Final Thoughts on Manliness (since I have to go home to a sick baby so Mom can go to work):

A real man takes care of his shiat. A real man puts his responsibilities before his appetites. A real man pays his bills. A real man knows reward comes from hard work and sacrifice. A real man treats his subordinates like equals and his equals like himself. A real man knows he's a real man because the fraternity of men is small and we know one another when we meet.

Yeah, I noticed that after I posted. Oh well. I do know people who think like that though and every now and then I catch a snippet of "Leykis 101" that sounds almost exactly like danlpoon's posts.

Is it sad or scary that I couldn't tell he was joking?

that was long winded, I apologize.

Some people aren't consumed by vitriole and sometimes poke fun at topics on the internet forums because its amusing and people enjoy commenting back with the same absurdity.

Then there's you.

xalres

Ohh, trust me, I know. But the better reaction is to continue their list, adding more and more "manly" things till you get to, well, only having sex with other men.

Yeah, I noticed that after I posted.

Cool. I'm not a dick. I just play one on the internet. Sorry.

danlpoon -A real man knows he's a real man because the fraternity of men is small and we know one another when we meet.

Yea.. we have a hand shake and everything.

....and we rent the local moose lounge

/Just toying with ya... hope the baby gets better

only having sex with other men.

There must be SOMETHING to it, all the girls I know do it all the time.

This thread needs more Monica Bellucci. I mean, that dude is clearly teh ghey, and he'd hit it!

Quoth fireclown:

> This thread needs more Monica Bellucci.


That's true of every thread.

Oh god no, would take chubby over skinny anyday.

Bobby Gorilla, conceded. That was good ;)

I believe there is a difference in someone who is anorexic than someone who is healthy and petite. Eva Longoria is petite, she is a size 0 but she LOOKS HEALTHY. Someone like Nicole Richie who starves herself does NOT look healthy.

/Healthy petite 20 year old
//5"3 or 5"4(somewhere around those two) and 95lbs.
///Curves? Yeah, Its strange I got the hips on me.

We should let these weird people who want to lust after stick-figure people do so - there'll be more good-looking curvaceous women for us!

1. Visible bones and ribs: Gross

2. Visible abs and muscle tone: So. Very. Hot.

3. Folds, creases and rolls: Gross

One man's opinion. There is a grey area between the three. Posh falls between #1 and #2, judging by the pictures I've seen (notice the bold and yes, I think she's hot. Always have). Most women fall between #2 and #3. It's a small grey area, but most within it are usually pretty hot (as long as their face ain't fugly).

*yawn*
yet another thread full of fat americans explaining how anyone who is not american or fat is anorexic

so she's thin? get over it FFS

i like my girls with some meat one them...




/kidding

sweddjen

That thing is going to haunt my nightmares.

Wouldn't it be great if we could lose weight by just crapping more? I'd only weigh one pound or less if that were true though.

NO FAT CHICKS.

iamrobot: Donnie Darko's girl is the one who needs help, not her.

Posh + 25 years = Donny Darko's girl. No physique difference at all, just age.

I, too, am thin and unspeakably awesome!

Meh, she's too fat for me.

You just know that David Beckham is getting some sexy, curvy tang on the side for hot monkey sex.

Victoria is absolutely unhittable. You'd break her.

As a thin, elfy-type (5'4" never broken 100lb ) girl I feel I gotta reprazent here. My metabolism is crayzeee, and since i was a lanky little kid I've caught all kinds of flack from other women about being too thin. No starving or yarfing here, just genetics. Fortunately I've also been blessed with some nice tight curves, but like any woman I sometimes wish i were something else. It makes me sad to see other girls hurting themselves, other women hurting themselves, and all of us judging one another. Feh.

oxymephorous: I feel I gotta reprazent here. My metabolism is crayzeee

omg i lik totally no what u mean. ppl suck.

I heard if she gains an ounce Beckham kicks the shiat out of her and then runs around his backyard screaming:

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAL"

it's really sick what gets some people off.

sweddjen: i like my girls with some meat one them...

If by "meat" you mean clenis.

"You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?"

She looks like one of the crack ho's struttin' up and down 8 mile.

Yes, one can be too thin.

She could be a transvestite.

Being attracted to anorexic chicks is the last step before full blown necrophilia. Think about it.

Ye Gods! Did anyone else find this little tidbit on the anorexia site?

http://www.plagueangel.net/grotto/id15.html

Well, for those Farkers who like to pop into the Wiccan threads, and complain how we're all fat, freaky goth wannabes, looks like the "anas" have their own high priestess writing rituals for them.

/anorexia is a cult, a disease and very sad
//is a fat Pagan who works out

god I'm retarded. Caffeine and beer bad...what a dumb comment

/goes back to rtft and crawl back into a hole
//a fat hole!

What they don't tell you is that her husband don't make enough money to feed her and the kids so she has to go without.

/Gossamer Spice

Anorexia doesn't usually give you a Darwin, unfortunately.

Available for comment.

Mr.Moe
Please send the replacement keyboard to me as soon as possible .

Damn that is funny.

Bah. Give me Debra Messing for ridiculously skinny anyday. I don't actually watch Will and Grace, I just stare at her upper ribcage. I imagine bouncing pennies off of it.

danlpool: I'd hit it.
sweddjen: What, is her EVA being taken over by an Angel of something?
/obscure

Thin girls have better orgasms...

stiletto_the_wise I think the problem is, many women use the term "anorexic" to mean "any woman thinner than I"

No, we use the term "biatch" to mean "any woman thinner than I."

/mostly kidding

Proof that a little more meat is better

http://www.celebs.cz/cameron/Filmografie/maska_obrazky.htm