she really has the worst boob job ever

you'd think with all the money those two have she could have bought herself a decent pair of fake tits

How do you DO that? Really? Like do you live off of dry salad or something?

I'll be the first to say I like thinner women, but that's just too much.
/yuck

I would kill to have her bottom half, but her top half is way out there. her face and boobs are real weird, but that little butt and skinny legs are to die for!

IamPatSajak: but that little butt and skinny legs are to die for!

Eventually, yeah.

small butts and hips suck. a girl's gotta have some bounce in the trunk.

Watchman: Eventually, yeah.

Nicely played.

Good lord. Somebody needs to give that woman a sammich I.V., stat.

In my CS:S clan, there's this chick (from Cali, FWIW), who "adores" her.
You guys and I have a totally different perspective on beauty
Either way, she'll alwaysss be my idol
I absolutely love her

The girl's got issues.

/hoping she doesn't read fark forums
//or many of my clanmates
///yea yea, nerd, I know

Does anyone else feel the urge to just run up and push them over and see if you can hold them down with just your thumb?

Shadow Blasko: She needs a sammich.

Seconded.

Can her puss even get wet ? whats the point of having a trophy wife her puss cant get wet. She looks dehydrated and starved, I guess Beckham has to whip out the KY for that dry puss.

This thread does NOT need more pics.

She used to be decent.

Please.

yuk!

Groovin' out of the question
Won't disrespect him
but
Our style's farking Posh like Dave Beckham
come on!

/Just listened to Fatboy Slim's greatest Hits

Forget the sammich, I think we should just inject her with a steady stream of Crisco for a few days. That'd do the job.

/If she died of a coronary, would any of you cry?

No "sharp knees" pic yet?

Oh for fark sake ALL OF YOU WOULD HIT IT YOU HYPOCRITES!!!

Oh man would I hit it.

Her figure is much more like a 10 year old boy's than a 31 year old woman's. I'd take a Marilyn Monroe over a Victoria Beckham anyday!

Yup, she needs to gain some weight.

/Still hit it, but might break her.
//Pointy knees...literally

zeio: I guess Beckham has to whip out the KY for that dry puss

nah dude

he just nails unattractive Spanish chicks

That Posh girl needs a Sammich!

She makes me want to barf, in a non-bulimic way. Thin legs are gross and her little arms make my berjyna cry. Her head looks like half her body weight in that picture, ack!

She probably has some low self esteem and body issues since her husband screws around with any little fan girl holding a soccer ball, or a copy of the Mirror.

She looks like starvin' Marvin.

You know, I just tried to find a good (read: hot) picture of her from the Spice Girls days, but jebus, she's always been freaky thin.

er, snap it like beckham?

What's even sicker, is that there are pro-anorexia websites out there.

Me? I like my women with a bit of meat on their bones. A lot of meat is fine too... I'd prefer that to just plain bones.

From TFA: "Victoria admitted that she was too thin, but insisted she eats "like a pig".

Bulemia, anyone?

Her face looks exactly the same in every picture. It's almost like she has so much lip collagen, that she can't even close her mouth or smile.

Amazing.

/loves 'em thin

Sorry so insensitive, but some of you chicks are remarkably stupid.

Men like curves. Get it through your damn skulls already.

I would not bend like Beckham.

but that little butt and skinny legs are to die for!

You're insane.

Wait, there's pro-anorexia Websites?

Meh, I love thin girls, but I will concede she is perhaps too thin, however my main gripe is that she just doesn't have a nice face and always wears the same stupid glasses. But everyone has different views on what they like, I can't understand fat love personally.

cHico11: Oh man would I hit it.

I must warn you, the sounds of rattling bones do little to help maintain an erection.

What's a "pro-anorexia" website look like?

Anybody got a link?

Is it kinda like a "pro-alcoholism" or "pro-spousal abuse" website?

As was mentioned briefly in TFA, there's a website for anorexics, bulimics, and other casualties to gain insights on how to continue and "improve" their various rituals without being detected. Obviously, there is plenty of support and "thinspiration" to go around. Pictures of skeletal skankies like ol' Posh are all over the place.

/Darwin, please report to the "I Love Being A Vomiting Stick" website immediately.
//I'll bring the force-feeding equipment and Astroglide.
///Window seat, if you please.

I'd hit it, but I'd be afraid to break some bones in the process.

/them leg-bones look like toothpicks