Drew should watch his kid more closely.

rendering portrait on the back of the $20 dollar bill no longer accurate

So send them all to me, and I'll dispose of them properly.

dead men on the front, dead trees on the back ... who cares, i'll take all i can get

That's a damn shame. Think of all the pallets that tree could have made, or particle board shelving units, or disposable paper cups.

We need to start chopping down trees before storms knock them down.

mekkab
KARMA BURNS, EVEN IN THE RAIN!

Back in the day (the late 80s), a Berkeley towing company, after opening the doors with Slim Jims to release the brakes, would strip the cars they towed of all loose valuables inside - tapes, sunglasses, change, you name it, and even the stereo if it was worth enough. They used some of the loot to pay off the cops they were in cahoots with. They towed me once on a bum rap, too - after some fraternity guys thought it would be fun to steal the temporary "No Parking" sign set up in the street where I later parked. I took a picture of the street, sans no-parking sign, the next morning, so I managed to have the parking ticket cancelled, but I still had to pay the towing charges and lost a couple of tapes to the farkers.

Along comes the Loma Prieta quake of 1989 - two vats of chemicals stored on a high rack at said towing company tipped over, mixed on the ground and spontaneously combusted, incinerating the garage and the 15 cars stored within. Because the towing company had no permit to store the chemicals (there was no reason for them to have them - I suspect they were running a chop shop, too), their insurance company refused to pay the damages, and the two owners went broke and even spent some time in jail for endangering the general public.

/karma is my friend

From another article:

"The storm also toppled a 100-year-old elm tree on the White House lawn Monday. Claudia Dickens, a spokeswoman for the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, said the elm might be one of the trees depicted on the back of the $20 bill.

But she said it is also possible that the artist and the engraver took artistic license in depicting the greenery at the White House"

I'm so confused!