Unless, of course, the worker in question is Adam West - in that case, all bets are off.

It's the origin of Superbukkakeman!!

Didn't this same thing occur there several years ago? The guy was glowing about a year later and then died of cancer.

Look out, Radioactive Man!

Mayor Adam West unavailable for comment.

You feel fine at first, but then a week later your dick falls off.

The goggles, they do nothing!

bulldg4life: They need someone to fight Godzilla eventually. C'mon. Think of the future.



Godzilla?

I am the FUME!

TheSilverOne
Nice aqua teen reference

Seriously though as someone who works with ionizing radiation I can say that a little nuclear wast can be just what the doctor ordered sometime.

Gojira's totally going down this time!

heeeeere lizard, lizard, lizard

someone fill me in on 'The goggles, they do nothing'

kthxbai

also, I think that's Rick in strangeloves pic. I live one state over, (louisiana), so it really might be him.

"Small" being a relative term, of course, i.e.:

Custer's Army was surrounded by a small band of Indians...

/joke

Cathedralmaster "You feel fine at first, but then a week later your dick falls off."

Now there's a rude awakening... no super powers and no dick... hmm. sounds like a lot of guys I know. ;)

That's how I got my powers.

Dagda...the image you left me with has seared itself indelibly into my neurons...

RadioactiveApe "That's how I got my powers."
Let's hope they came without the averse effects mentioned by Cathedralmaster. ;)

kb7rky Sorry 'bout that... :P

S'okay, Dagda...you just owe me a gallon of mental bleach

Have no fear, the nuclear industry told me all I need to know about "clean, safe, nuclear energy" (tm).

What ! No Chevy Chase pics yet ?

God is starting his fight back on behalf of the Whales. One Jap at a time.

Khardynyl God is starting his fight back on behalf of the Whales. One Jap at a time. Sick, but absolutely funny. Where the "That's Racist" pix when I need them?

Japanese? Exposed to radiation? Know what he's waiting to be able to do? One word:

HADOUKEN!

"Exposed" is rather vague. Did he get a little dose of radiation or did he lick a hot rod?

Anti nuclear power propaganda. Hope you all like global warming and pollution, because without nuclear power we must burn oil like mad to get around.

Oh, and don't mention dams (they cause ecological disasters and clog with silt and wont scale with increasing energy demand) and windmills / wind power. Wind power could be used in conjunction with nuclear but alone it wont cut it.

Tidal power might be great but since its essentially limitless and free don't expect energy companies to cut their own legs off.

LittlePirate "heeeeere lizard, lizard, lizard."

I think you meant "heeeeere rizard, rizard, rizard."

How do you say, "mmmm, donut," in Japanese?

If it was Adam West he'd have lymphoma...

mmmm, donutsu

//no joke

zeio: I think maybe you should look up the difference between propaganda and journalism.

And then you should have a rest. You need it.

/うんードーナツ

Major Thomb
Did he get a little dose of radiation or did he lick a hot rod?

That's so ghey...

stevec2usa: How do you say, "mmmm, donut," in Japanese?

My Japanese is a little rusty, but think it's "??? ???? ???? ?? ?????"

TLDR.

Bluegill: I think you meant "heeeeere rizard, rizard, rizard."

damn kids... get off my lawn!

うーん・・・ドナツ・・・

I hope he turns into Super King... 'cause he's the best one! (Sorry Captain Yesterday and Clobberella)

strangeluck
No health problems now? What about long term health problems?

Long term health problems is a statistcally higher probability of cancer.

studebaker hoch
It's all fun and games until someone sees Cherenkov radiation inside their eyeballs.

That's the truth. See the blue flash and your lifespan is measured in hours and days, not in months and years.

TFA said nothing of any substance.

What form was the nuclear waste? Was it liquid? Was it gaseous? Particulate? Was it airborne? Did he inhale, injest, or have it enter through a wound? What isotopes were present and in which chemical form? Will this be a whole-body radiation dose or will critical organs be affected?

TFA is useless. If the guy inhaled a schnozzful of plutonium dust, that's a huge problem. Not so much an issue if he was breathing air with a lot of Xenon in it.

Bah, bunch of crap. Everybody hurry and panic!!

/I've worked in the nuclear bidness since 1991.

Committee_For_Aesthetic_Deletions I've worked in the nuclear bidness since 1991.

and to you, sir, I tip my hat.