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		British authorities name new teenage sex-help phone line "Sexual Health Action Group." Acronym-alarity is now ensuing (thesun.co.uk)		85
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Ender's		2006-06-24 03:37:37 AM

Acronym-alirity indeed. GJ smitty

Ender's		2006-06-24 03:38:36 AM

alarity too

alagregg		2006-06-24 04:21:02 AM

alarity three

ShockTsunami		2006-06-24 04:23:10 AM

alarity four

oliveman6		2006-06-24 04:23:16 AM

alarity six

micuu		2006-06-24 04:23:20 AM

alarity five

serutan		2006-06-24 04:23:22 AM

Yeeaahh Baybee!

oliveman6		2006-06-24 04:23:52 AM

alarity five

micuu		2006-06-24 04:24:13 AM

oliveman6: alarity six

gah! five seconds early!

oliveman6		2006-06-24 04:25:30 AM

I learned all i know about sex from watching austin powers.

crazycalimaniac		2006-06-24 04:33:40 AM

i learned all about sex from watching sesame street.

evil rhinobird		2006-06-24 04:35:13 AM

oliveman6

YEAH, BABY!

geetus		2006-06-24 04:35:17 AM

I learned all I know about posting in this thread.

/alarity seven

Klintor		2006-06-24 04:35:53 AM

Totally

/alarity eight

Cerebral Ballsy		2006-06-24 04:36:16 AM

alarity nine

Jasonir		2006-06-24 04:36:44 AM

I win.

/alarity infinity + 1

slimshaydee		2006-06-24 04:36:57 AM

polarity eight.

Cerebral Ballsy		2006-06-24 04:37:14 AM

No I do.

alarity to infinity and beyond.

Cerebral Ballsy		2006-06-24 04:39:01 AM

I really only came in here to say: British farkers, in the USA, "shag" is considered a cute way to say "having sex".

serutan		2006-06-24 04:40:52 AM

This one goes to alarity eleven.

Klintor		2006-06-24 04:43:19 AM

√-alarity

L33t Squirrel		2006-06-24 04:46:59 AM

Cerebral Ballsy

I really only came in here to say: British farkers, in the USA, "shag" is considered a cute way to say "having sex".

I prefer "bonk" when I'm trying to be funny. It gives me the giggles. "Shag" is funny, too, but I'm not British enough to make it work. Though I do get asked at least once a month if I'm British or from somewhere in the UK. o.O

/Since I'm here is it now squirrel-arity?
//No, I'm not that special.
///Slashie-arity instead!

1ncubu5		2006-06-24 04:49:18 AM

(t+s+h)=a
t=teens
s=sex
h=hotline

solve for a.

Veritas		2006-06-24 04:52:29 AM

Surely Shag's kinda appropriate, right? And let's face it, it's definitely going to be memorable.

/the name of the service, I mean, not the shag.
//but hopefully the shag was memorable, too

geetus		2006-06-24 04:56:30 AM

She added: "We've talked about changing the name but it describes what we do so well."

I'm sure she didn't mean that gaffe, either.

totalsecurity		2006-06-24 05:00:38 AM

I don't get it. What's tshpl?

danduran		2006-06-24 05:03:02 AM

This almost qualifies as irony. Where's the tag when we need it?

llamalord		2006-06-24 05:03:57 AM

I think "shag" is considered obscene (well more than in the US) in Britain

Jasonir

Nope

/alarity continuum
//infinities are confusing

totalsecurity		2006-06-24 05:06:42 AM

2006-06-24 05:03:02 AM danduran

This almost qualifies as irony. Where's the tag when we need it?

Like that?

jenniebloom		2006-06-24 05:06:44 AM

Bloody brilliant. :)

Veritas		2006-06-24 05:16:10 AM

I really only came in here to say: British farkers, in the USA, "shag" is considered a cute way to say "having sex".

Being originally British slang, I'm pretty sure they already know that ;)

poonie		2006-06-24 05:16:55 AM

Hey, if you've watched the Austin Powers movie, you'd know what shag is... but shag also refers to shag carpeting... hehehe...

/obvious

Gozerian		2006-06-24 05:27:00 AM

wooohooo, new rug
img91.imageshack.us

Gordon Bennett		2006-06-24 05:27:55 AM

I never knew what these people thought they were thinking.

XeroVirus		2006-06-24 05:28:31 AM

Im so Glad that women decided to get rid of the Shag carpeting for more formal "HARD WOOD"

Ender's		2006-06-24 05:40:10 AM

What have I done?
/alarity 11

marcparis		2006-06-24 05:54:41 AM

alarity 56

/just to be safe

Dansker		2006-06-24 06:02:42 AM

alarity to the MAX!

danduran		2006-06-24 06:07:31 AM

totalsecurity

Dang, there it is!

jamspoon		2006-06-24 06:08:18 AM

Gozerian: wooohooo, new rug

Or old tobacco
www.iisg.nl

danduran		2006-06-24 06:09:57 AM

Actually, I just remembered - when I was at tech, the powers that be almost renamed it the "Sir Hillary Institute of Technology" (after Sir Ed Hillary).

It only took us down in the film department 10 seconds to cahnge their minds.

jamspoon		2006-06-24 06:12:14 AM

jamspoon: Gozerian: wooohooo, new rug

Or old tobacco

Or a bird
www.raywilsonbirdphotography.co.uk

/First time I've ever replied to my own post

bintortured		2006-06-24 06:16:04 AM

bintortured		2006-06-24 06:16:45 AM

Dammit jamspoon!

fast_eddie2000		2006-06-24 06:32:21 AM

Yah Baby Yah!

technicolor-misfit		2006-06-24 06:33:56 AM

Group member Lee Edgar said: "It wasn't intended and has caused a few problems.

"I don't even write it in my diary because I don't want people to see it. It's embarrassing."

She added: "We've talked about changing the name but it describes what we do so well."

Best line ever...

dudemanbro		2006-06-24 06:34:32 AM

Could have done without the pic, fast_eddie2000.

technicolor-misfit		2006-06-24 06:41:18 AM

C'mon, this was about as much of an "accident" as ''Operation Iraqi Liberation.'

Someone was just a little too impressed with their own cleverness.

jonboon		2006-06-24 06:46:22 AM

alarity 12

carolina in my mind		2006-06-24 06:56:03 AM

Shaggin On Augusta

/obligatory Carolina Shag reference
//clicky-pop-o-rama
///oh Carolinas I do miss y'all!

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