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(WGAL)   Woman says her husband did not throw metal fan at her head, punch her in face, drag her around room, bang her head on wall and try to suffocate her with fly swatter as she first reported   (wgal.com ) divider line
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2006-06-23 02:03:52 PM  
She bumped into a door.
 
2006-06-23 02:06:06 PM  
"He's a good man, officer! He didn't mean no harm! I fell asleep in the driveway and he run over my head with the truck! He didn't mean no harm!"

/St. Bill Hicks
 
2006-06-23 02:18:41 PM  
"threw a heavy metal fan..."
www.labottegadelleandroidi.net

ruck and roll baby!
 
2006-06-23 02:33:57 PM  
submitter: try to suffocate her with fly swatter

How do you try to suffocate someone with an object that has holes in it?
 
2006-06-23 03:00:25 PM  
She told prosecutors she and her husband have reconciled.

A judge accepted Scott Boltz's plea to a count of harassment, which carries a fine of up to a $300. Sentencing is scheduled for Sept. 20. Christian Boltz has pleaded guilty to assault and making false reports to police. She is scheduled for sentencing on July 26.


I hope they throw her in som sort of rehab. Someplace they can't have any contact for a few months. He put her in the hospital and she pleaded guilty to a charg for him.

True love
 
2006-06-23 03:02:10 PM  
ArcadianRefugee
From the article :
and had tried to push a fly swatter down her throat.
 
dly
2006-06-23 05:21:36 PM  
That's Hot.
 
2006-06-23 05:23:07 PM  
Aw, c'mon, metal fans and headbanging go hand-in-hand.
 
2006-06-23 05:25:32 PM  
seems reasonable... i believe her.

/off to hang my cat from the tree
 
2006-06-23 05:26:48 PM  
And nailed her head to a coffee table. But, to be fair, she had transgressed the unwritten law.
 
2006-06-23 05:27:28 PM  
WSC

beat me to the punchline
 
2006-06-23 05:27:35 PM  
Sounds like someone finally read the Contract of Wifely Obligations!
 
2006-06-23 05:28:28 PM  
NeoLuddite1

And what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator!
 
2006-06-23 05:28:53 PM  
Damm you, NeoLuddite! Beat me to it!
 
2006-06-23 05:29:20 PM  
NeoLuddite1
you are in my head.
 
2006-06-23 05:30:08 PM  
It was just one of those things, you know. Purely an accident. My husband had, uh, been drinking, and he came home about three hours late. So he wasn't exactly in the greatest mood that night. And, well, Danny had scattered some of his school papers all over the room, and my husband grabbed his arm and pulled him away from them. It's-it's just the sort of thing you do a hundred times with a child, you know, in the park or in the streets. But on this particular occasion, my husband just used too much strength and he injured Danny's arm. Anyway, something good did come out of it all, because he said: 'Wendy, I'm never gonna touch another drop. And if I do, you can leave me.' And he didn't, and he hasn't had any alcohol in, uh, five months.
 
2006-06-23 05:31:06 PM  
They reconclied? Um no, leave her you moran. She tried to get you arrested for domestic abuse which can put you away for a long time. That is definite grounds for a subscription cancelation.
 
2006-06-23 05:32:59 PM  
NotaNinja,

Cmon, you can not be serious. Sympathy for this douchebag?
 
2006-06-23 05:38:35 PM  
This stuff makes me sick. All dudes who beat up on women are small dicked chickenshiats.
 
2006-06-23 05:38:38 PM  
if you have a gun, use it.
 
2006-06-23 05:51:41 PM  
Awww... isn't puppy love cute!
 
2006-06-23 06:10:41 PM  
soze: "He's a good man, officer! He didn't mean no harm! I fell asleep in the driveway and he run over my head with the truck! He didn't mean no harm!"

/St. Bill Hicks



hahahahaaaa!!! Good ole Bill.

R.I.P. Bill
 
G2V
2006-06-23 06:11:23 PM  
ArcadianRefugee
submitter: try to suffocate her with fly swatter

How do you try to suffocate someone with an object that has holes in it?


Well, it does say try.
 
2006-06-23 06:18:06 PM  
BillSPreston: All dudes who beat up on women are small dicked chickenshiats.

Bullshiat! Jump in my face like a man, expect to get beat like a man!!

/I keed, I keed
//Never touched my wife like that
///But the coffee table did, several times
////Again, I keed
 
2006-06-23 06:24:06 PM  
Only the weak and insecure use violence to control others.
This man is no man.

/violence to control others.
//Sound familiar?
///just sayin
 
2006-06-23 06:25:42 PM  
Mike_Bolton

"threw a heavy metal fan..."

Don't confuse goth fans with heavy metal fans, heavy metal fans are dirtier and less gay.
 
2006-06-23 06:26:42 PM  
X-boxershorts

Only the weak and insecure use violence to control others.

I presume you mean like every political or military authority throughout human history?
 
2006-06-23 06:27:37 PM  
Yeah.....after that I used to go round his flat every Sunday lunchtime to apologise and we'd shake hands and then he'd nail my head to the floor.

/Blithely ignoring that NeoLuddite1 got to it first
 
2006-06-23 06:46:43 PM  
www.lauraknauth.com

"Listen, okay? You guys'll never believe me! There was this husband, okay? And he was throwing this real neat metal fan at his wife's head, punching her in the face, dragging her around the room, banging her head on the wall, and trying to suffocate her with a fly swatter all over the place! It was the most amazing thing I ever saw!"

"More amazing than the time Michael Jackson come over to your house to use the bathroom?"

"More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire, right?"

"Yeah, and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's pizza, right?"

"Okay, Brand, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom. But his sister did!"
 
Ant
2006-06-23 07:16:29 PM  
BillSPreston: This stuff makes me sick. All dudes who beat up on women are small dicked chickenshiats.

Statistically speaking, there are probably a few of them in this thread right now.
 
Ruk
2006-06-23 07:22:35 PM  
Not available for comment:

i2.photobucket.com
 
2006-06-23 07:33:41 PM  
www.autographedtoyou.com
Is not impressed ...
 
2006-06-23 07:47:36 PM  
Blind Man: Thank you
 
2006-06-23 07:54:16 PM  
NeoLuddite1: And nailed her head to a coffee table. But, to be fair, she had transgressed the unwritten law.

Indeed she had.
 
2006-06-23 08:45:08 PM  
As sad as this kind of thing is, it should have been tagged with img.fark.com. Maybe it would wake some people up to this kind of shiat.
 
2006-06-23 09:00:54 PM  
and had tried to push a fly swatter down her throat.

Maybe she swallowed a fly and then couldn't find a spider?

Though I don't know why she swallowed a fly...
 
2006-06-23 10:03:37 PM  
c-span.org

"Women good, men bad."
 
2006-06-23 11:49:37 PM  
ArcadianRefugee


This is a great time to put in a plug for my new book, to to be released July 3rd in all major Cities.

1027 Ways to Suffocate Someone With a Fly Swatter.

It is a sequel to my first book,

367 Ways to Disembowel Someone with a Turnip.
 
2006-06-24 12:36:56 AM  
www.billzilla.org

Yeah, I know I wasn't first, but it had to be done.
 
2006-06-24 01:28:06 AM  
Expealidocious...Yeah, we know how well that turned out. retro-park.de
 
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