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(BBC)   Cows chase man and his dog into a bog. I, for one, welcome our new pack-hunting bovine overlords   ( divider line
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2006-06-23 11:33:23 AM  
Dog: "But what about C.O.U.A.'s?"
Man: "Cow's Of Unusual Agressiveness? I don't believe they exists."
2006-06-23 12:20:02 PM  
...adds a new dimension to bad beef.
/looks outside for rogue bovine coup...
2006-06-23 12:20:51 PM  
So that is where chick-fil-a breeds their cows.
2006-06-23 12:20:56 PM  
Dear God no! The Frisky Cow Disease has spread to the dog!

[image from too old to be available]
2006-06-23 12:21:20 PM  
"One of them started being a bit frisky and began jumping up and down and the others followed."

Uh... say what now?
2006-06-23 12:22:11 PM  
I wish they'd chase me into my yard, eat and shiat everywhere, and provide me with mountains of tasty shrooms.

//not exactly sure how the cow crap -> shroom cycle actually works
2006-06-23 12:22:32 PM  
Everyone sing!

There was a man down in the bog,
A rare man, a rattlin' man,
The man in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-o

Now with that man there was a dog,
A rare dog, a rattlin' dog,
And the dog with the man,
And the man in the bog,
And the bog down in the valley-o.
2006-06-23 12:24:34 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Gee, Bob. I don't think they liked us very much.

/First thing I thought was a Far Side cartoon.
2006-06-23 12:26:41 PM  
PegoTheJerk should never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line....
2006-06-23 12:26:44 PM  
That's the look of a cow that has tasted Human Blood!

[image from too old to be available]

2006-06-23 12:32:19 PM  
Your steak wants a dog!

/Can't believe no one thought of this
2006-06-23 12:35:51 PM  
More cowbell please
2006-06-23 12:37:14 PM  
The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers
2006-06-23 12:40:06 PM  

The order was given to turn cows to Whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers
Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

Thanks now I have to go find that MP3.
2006-06-23 12:41:38 PM  
Secret Cow Level?
2006-06-23 12:47:16 PM  
Too late for a cows With Guns Reference.
2006-06-23 12:49:59 PM  
Anyone who takes a dog into a pasture with cows that have babies is asking for it.
2006-06-23 12:51:53 PM  
Re: Akuinnen

NO SQUIRRELS!! (Assuming familiarity with Darby O'Gill band)
2006-06-23 12:53:07 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

Got Nuttin..
2006-06-23 01:00:24 PM  
I wonder if the cows found his ring and money.
2006-06-23 01:03:46 PM  
So his wife had her sisters over?
2006-06-23 01:05:07 PM  
Why is this thread making me hungry?

/also wanted the Cows With Guns reference.
2006-06-23 01:07:34 PM  
Fetchez la vache!
2006-06-23 01:09:23 PM  
Cows with guns

// Cow well hung
2006-06-23 01:38:16 PM  
Goble_EZ: NO SQUIRRELS!! (Assuming familiarity with Darby O'Gill band)

I don't have that one, but I've heard it and it is great.
2006-06-23 01:40:03 PM  
Your dog wants steak;
steak's family wants revenge.
2006-06-23 01:40:08 PM  
There are ways to deal with such pack-hunting bovines.
[image from too old to be available]
2006-06-23 01:42:29 PM  
Nice Simpsons reference, Submitter, for that you get the golf clap.
2006-06-23 01:44:25 PM  
Mr. Sharpy, that was the funniest thing I've seen all week. Thanks for a great laugh!
2006-06-23 01:45:45 PM  
where is the diablo pics of hell bovine?? you guys are slacking today
2006-06-23 01:47:40 PM

2006-06-23 01:50:40 PM  

Ahem. Seven minutes prior to your post.

/and ornithopter beat me to the reference
2006-06-23 02:07:45 PM  
submitter wins this thread with that headline
2006-06-23 02:52:13 PM  

That is my all-time favorite comic. I don't know why that one tickles my fancy so much, but the caption is just great. Thanks for the gif.
2006-06-23 03:15:39 PM  
wonder how many points they scored for that?
cows team 2 human/dog team 0

gives a whole new meaning to mad cow

bet the dog wondered what the fark, with a human draggin it into the mud over a few happy bovine celebrating visitors
trespassing in their pasture.
2006-06-23 05:33:24 PM  
bog spelled backwards is gob

2006-06-23 06:19:13 PM  
The only thing worse than cows with guns is chickens with choppers Thanks Mr Sharpy

That being said cows with new calves are mean to.
Don't ask me how I know this.
2006-06-23 09:42:53 PM  
It is important to remember that in the event cows chase you, if you turn and walk towards them with open arms, speak, they will flee, falling over themselves in their attempt to escape.
2006-06-24 04:00:43 AM  
It is never too late for another Cows With Guns reference...
2006-06-24 09:27:30 AM  
I was disappointed not to see this so far in the thread.

[image from too old to be available]
2006-06-24 12:54:39 PM  
I heard cows follow people if they think they'll be fed, so....

Either that was a sack of grain in his pocket, or the cows were enraged the man was a little too happy to see them.
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