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(Deadspin)   Mark Cuban caught post-game in a bar -- and that ain't his wife   ( divider line
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2006-06-21 02:50:06 PM  
Woman: dirty to me.

Cuban: Smell my pits, biatch!
2006-06-21 02:54:15 PM  
2006-06-21 02:57:31 PM  
The cell phone has ruined the illicit affair.
2006-06-21 03:01:29 PM  
2006-06-21 03:06:27 PM  
Good God, he's got a wife?
2006-06-21 03:10:35 PM  

Good God, he's got a wife?
2006-06-21 03:23:27 PM  
z_gringo, wonder if it was for love?
2006-06-21 03:25:59 PM  
From the pictures in the article, that could easily be her siting on his lap.
2006-06-21 03:32:32 PM  
Good god, look at the jaw on that thing! EVERYBODY PANIC!
2006-06-21 06:16:07 PM  
Wow. A non story. Good try submitter.
2006-06-21 06:18:29 PM  
KevinJD: Wow. A non story. Good try submitter.

How's that a non-story?... Looks like a lap dance to me...
2006-06-21 06:18:33 PM  
And he has written in to explain the situation, as well. Believably, I might add.
2006-06-21 06:19:02 PM  
Well I can see why there isn't a boobies tag...
2006-06-21 06:20:09 PM  
Mark Cuban: what you would like to think you'd be, if you were a billionaire.

And his wife looks like she's hot.
2006-06-21 06:22:17 PM  
So his buddies girl sat on his lap while his buddy checked out Jenna Jameson. Uhm.. Did I miss the whole scandalous part of this story? Maybe I'm slow or something.
2006-06-21 06:22:42 PM  
Still no pictures of Jenna Jameson?
2006-06-21 06:24:02 PM  
Meh, I can see where his wife might get a little pissed about it, but it's not like she was buck naked or anything like that. Hell, she might have been there and seen the whole thing, for all we know!
2006-06-21 06:24:28 PM  
Great. A story about a bunch of middle-aged swingers. Thrilling.
2006-06-21 06:26:21 PM  

Yeah, that made laugh. Good jorb!
2006-06-21 06:26:50 PM  
So, I wonder if this would've been made public if he didn't make an ass out of himself in the media?
2006-06-21 06:28:06 PM  
2006-06-21 06:28:34 PM  
I think he's auditioning for another TV show.

The Benefactor: My Penis
2006-06-21 06:28:52 PM  
From TFA :

In the second photo, Cuban is fouling Dwayne Wade.

by Monday Morning Punter

2006-06-21 06:29:03 PM  
ya believable story - of course no woman has ever hooched up to her boyfriends mega rich buddy before either
2006-06-21 06:32:33 PM  

That's what I've always been saying. Cuban is the type of billionaire everyone else always says they'd be, except he really is a billionaire. It's like a 15 year old's dream... Buy your favorite sports team, yell at the officials, do crazy shiat... its great!
2006-06-21 06:34:03 PM  
my buddy's girlfriend sat on my lap before.. it's not really a big deal...

now if his hands were elsewhere.. then she should be concerned
2006-06-21 06:36:58 PM  
In the second photo, Cuban is fouling Dwayne Wade.

That guy wins. Seriously, whoop-dee-farking-doo, a billionaire has some random chick sitting on his lap. OH NOES!!11! THIS MAKES JEEBUS CRY!!111!@#421seven!!
2006-06-21 06:41:15 PM  
This thread is worthless with pics.

Rich guys philander, news at 11pm.
2006-06-21 06:42:36 PM  
Mark Cuban has a face like a foot...
2006-06-21 06:46:06 PM  
sassydeerrun: Good God, he's got a wife?

dude has billions. you bet your ass he has a wife

2006-06-21 06:47:39 PM  
..and she kisses a foot every night
2006-06-21 06:50:54 PM  
Submitter should write for US Weekly or one of those trashy celebrity magazines. You good at making a big deal out of nothing and taking pictures out of context.
2006-06-21 06:53:05 PM  
Mark Cuban ROCKS!!! Any guy as talented as he is should have free reign over women... If I was him I would be bangin' cocktail waitresses 2 at a time...
oh and Smitty I hope you fall in a bucket of AIDS and die in a fire. Mind your own business.
2006-06-21 06:53:49 PM  
So, if his wife isn't concerned about it, why should we be concerned about it?
2006-06-21 06:55:05 PM  
Let's try to ruin a man's life by suggesting he's cheating on his wife! That'll make us FAMOUS N STUF!

Genius headline, submitter. Thou dost receivith a cockpunch this fortnight!
2006-06-21 07:01:48 PM  
Let's try to ruin a man's life by suggesting he's cheating on his wife!

He's rich. If we want to ruin his life we're gonna have to try way harder.
2006-06-21 07:02:46 PM  
Awesome. I got a few hours ban for threadjacking a Go Mavs into some thread. We get no NBA finals threads throughout the series. And this gets greenlit.

I don't often get cheesed at Fark, but seriously now...
2006-06-21 07:03:02 PM  
Several hours of lap dances can cure any sorrow.
2006-06-21 07:08:42 PM  
Can someone please cue the cockpunch visual...? That guy is currently the world's #1 douchebag. No doubt.
2006-06-21 07:11:46 PM  
Submitter is either 1) a tight-a'd prude or 2) "Just tryin' to get a link approved!"

/chris rock voice
2006-06-21 07:14:42 PM  
Monday Morning Punter is usually one of the more reliably funny commenters there. This one was no exception.

Not to mention his posting name is just great.
2006-06-21 07:15:29 PM  
yes it's obscure. chris rock show or his standup?

oh yeah... mark cuban sucks.
2006-06-21 07:15:54 PM  
the comment on the website "in the second photo, cuban is fouling dwayne wade" is hillarious
2006-06-21 07:21:25 PM  
"Long story short, I went to the bar to get some drinks for all us, I come back, they aren't there. Come to find out the next day, Bill stole my girls. As I would learn later in life, money does make you extremely handsome. :)"

Bill in this case is Bill Gates. From this blog post:
2006-06-21 07:22:03 PM  
I guess no one read how Mark Cuban wrote in himself to explain who that was, and how it was a non-issue.

/Screw the Heat
2006-06-21 07:22:07 PM  
2006-06-21 07:27:52 PM  
He is a role model and a hero in the community. Obviously he supports produces single moms. What a guy.
2006-06-21 07:31:31 PM  
2006-06-21 07:38:41 PM  
mark cuban is the best owner in pro sports. i love how his passion and how he approaches the game.
/ not to mention he does not look at the player as horses as most of the old white owners do.
2006-06-21 07:42:01 PM  
It's "fine" with him.
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