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Demetrius		2006-06-21 02:36:51 PM

I have no idea who the people they're talking about in the article are.

Sliding Carp		2006-06-21 02:41:42 PM

Neither do I, but I'm pretty sure they're monumentally stupid and self-centered.

ShadowPenguin		2006-06-21 02:43:45 PM

my former best friend failed that test miserably recently actually.

Lord of Allusions		2006-06-21 02:46:58 PM

That's not the why I was taught to do it. You're supposed to dress up like your girlfriend and then drunkenly hit on your friends, right?

Right?

snikrepkire		2006-06-21 02:59:08 PM

It depends on which girlfriend, how drunk, and whether they realize that I don't give a shiat or not.

Donnie Darko		2006-06-21 03:01:52 PM

this is my situation right now....except the guys is married....and he's in alaska.....and she told me he isnt comming home....but now he is...

Deveyn		2006-06-21 03:02:59 PM

Sounds like the girlfriend failed the test as well.

koniver		2006-06-21 03:03:36 PM

Registration? WTF!!

At work and does not have Bugmenot.

maxkool		2006-06-21 03:06:37 PM

My GF is 23 and has been drunk once in her life. And if she was going to do anything with my friends alone in a room it would be to throw up on them.

/Shes about 115Lbs
//Went drink for drink shot for shot with 3 Marines for 5 hours.
///She was done for from the beging

mrnoodle		2006-06-21 03:13:04 PM

Donnie Darko, you got played. Ow.

MizzouGuy		2006-06-21 03:18:15 PM

Demetrius [TotalFark]

I have no idea who the people they're talking about in the article are.

Butter co-owner Richie Akiva - obvously co-owner of Butter, newest cool place in NYC if you're Paris or Lindsay

Webster Hall's Baird Jones - Webster Hall is another club in NYC

Damon Dash, the hip-hop mogul who co-founded Rocawear - also rockafella records with Jay-Z, before a less than amicable split

Jade Jagger - Mick's daughter

Elle Macpherson - you know her

Calvin Klein- you know him

P.M. owner KyKy co owner of PM, another NYC club

EbolaNYC		2006-06-21 03:18:17 PM

Yes, one's married and very happy, and the other one especially, cuz my girl is his sister.

TheAnvil		2006-06-21 03:22:25 PM

Pass? Probably not if they were really drunk. Guys are guys. I wouldn't put either my friend or my girlfriend in a position where they're drunk alone together. Any guy who would is asking for trouble.

Cappy77		2006-06-21 03:26:08 PM

I left my drunk wife with a drunk freind to take a shower and came back into the room to see them farking like mad rabbits.

/did i forget to mention his wife was in the shower with me
//true story
///good to be kings

notsosilentbob		2006-06-21 03:58:52 PM

I couldn't pay anyone enough to take my wife.

StvyRayVhn1		2006-06-21 04:01:47 PM

Cappy77
Close friends huh?

Cappy77		2006-06-21 04:06:07 PM

yup!!

Good times - too bad they live 2 hours away.

DecemberNitro		2006-06-21 04:07:02 PM

Thankful to say all my buddies would easily pass the test.

/glad I don't keep douchebags as friends

Adman12		2006-06-21 04:22:49 PM

It's a test for your girlfriend as much as it's a test for your friends. If all it takes for her to cheat on you is a little booze, perhaps you're dating the wrong woman as well as hanging out with the wrong buddies.

RocketRod		2006-06-21 04:33:20 PM

Now if we're talking about the "Drunk Wife Contest", that's another story...

I_C_Weener		2006-06-21 04:38:45 PM

Ok. Do drunk women you meet while out of state at a conference constitute "girlfriends"? If not, we have to use the drunk wife test, and not one of my friends is going to fail that. Only I am stupid enought to fail with that woman, Ms. I_C_Weener.

aquigley		2006-06-21 04:43:39 PM

More like the girlfriend failed it, man. Although the friend's gonna burn in karmic-retribution-hell for a while.

/never go for a buddy's girl
//unless it's been a year since the breakup and he says it's okay
///Man Law

The Shadow Knows!		2006-06-21 05:14:18 PM

SHE failed the test.

those guys obviously weren't that good of friends

Shostie		2006-06-21 05:36:34 PM

My ex of many years ago cheated on me with a guy. For a long time I was pissed at the guy, but then I realized the girlfriend should have simply said no and that would have been that (and she wasn't even drunk. Just a slut). Now I don't hate him, just a bland indifference.

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