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(Mainichi Daily News)   Fast food sends schoolgirls into sexual feeding frenzy   ( divider line
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17773 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Jun 2002 at 7:19 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-06-19 08:25:31 AM  
Everyone wants the bulimic, drug using, sex-crazed, Japanese nympho, but only their first day on the job..
2002-06-19 08:29:36 AM  
2002-06-19 08:30:37 AM  
Tetsuko, at 17, is even more blase about bonking.
2002-06-19 08:34:04 AM  
Must.. go.. to.. japan.... find.. these... girls....
2002-06-19 08:35:12 AM  
tiny asian temptre bawwwhah hah ha
2002-06-19 08:36:50 AM  
yeah, but then they smell like fast food grease, which is Just Not Cool.
2002-06-19 08:39:28 AM  
How is it that we in America have tons of fast food and tons of skankish role models (Britney, Shakira, etc.) and yet I've never met a 16 year old that's had 60 partners?

Does our sex-saturated way of life have some sort of backlash that counteracts the fast food?

Either way, I'm off to Tokyo!
2002-06-19 08:42:01 AM  
Note to self: Book one-way flight on Nippon Air, and pack luggage with Whoppers.
2002-06-19 08:48:22 AM  
What are they putting in the fast food grease over there, ex-lax?

The blame shifts from food, drugs, bulimia and finally the parents. Cheese.
2002-06-19 08:48:47 AM  
Where's GooberMcFly?????

Okay I'll say it.

Best. Country. Ever.
2002-06-19 08:49:49 AM  
Sagacity: One way is right.. VD.. *shudders*

It would appear that it's not only the schoolgirls with a problem however.. go check the story from the left-hand bar that is titled "School mistress home alone finds fiddler in the roof"...
2002-06-19 08:53:03 AM  
'Ohhh, you oarder Aumerican fass foo, me wuv you wong time.'
2002-06-19 08:57:49 AM  
Who needs GHB in Japan when you can buy a woman the "Whopper Extra Value Meal"?

"C'mon baby, eat the take a bite of the burger...yeah baby, you're gonna be mine..."
2002-06-19 09:00:04 AM  
$950 bucks to fly round trip to Japan from BWI, at

Umm... on second thought, maybe I will just hang out at my local McDonalds. And hope the sex craved girls come to me.

[/lost cause]
2002-06-19 09:03:48 AM  
And then there was this from a diff. article, same site.

But experts warn the trend points to problems, particularly as a recent survey found 73 percent of Japanese teens hate themselves, compared to only 48 percent of kids in the U.S. and just 37 percent in China.
2002-06-19 09:04:08 AM  
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2002-06-19 09:04:10 AM  
where is the "i wish" tag?
2002-06-19 09:05:26 AM  
'The blame shifts from food, drugs, bulimia and finally the parents. Cheese.'

It's always the parents when it all comes down to it. Blah...blah....blah...blahblahblah.....blah...blah.......and so on....
2002-06-19 09:09:07 AM  
Self confessed sluts.

16 yrs old, 60 partners...
thats....5 different dudes per month..if my maths are correct
2002-06-19 09:14:00 AM  
Max Powers

Of course the fact that women are culturally lower than men is conveniently ignored, right? Concubines? Geisha? Yeah, that has no effect on the psyche of women.

Props to you bro, I am out.
2002-06-19 09:19:33 AM  
The lady will be having the cheese fries.
I will be putting on 5 condoms, coating myself with monoxodyl-9 and lining the bed with plastic sheets and pine-sol.
2002-06-19 09:24:49 AM  
oh god.. VD heaven over there. I wouldn't be so bad if you already had something. but if your clean and never plan on getting anything, gag.. that place is just sick. Do any of you just how nasty some of those VD infections can get?. Yea.. it might be sex, but sex with a sloppy deformed pussy.
2002-06-19 09:27:40 AM  
me so hungry...yum so hawwney..
2002-06-19 09:27:57 AM  
i don't think i have ever seen a big fat asain woman, though through one handed searching i have seen young wet ones. well if someone can come up with a way to cook the fries in an STD vaccination oil instead of lard then we'd really be on to something.
2002-06-19 09:31:16 AM  
I hope these chicks get a web-site!!! :-)
2002-06-19 09:34:08 AM  
"Nearly all the girls who seek my help have experienced anal sex."

Hold my calls...
2002-06-19 09:39:13 AM  
2002-06-19 09:40:13 AM  
let's see...16 years old...60 sex partners...that would be 3.2 partners per month from the day she was born!!!
2002-06-19 09:43:48 AM  
You know what would really be Ironic?

If those little 'sex crazed' japanese girls invaded the US to take over all our fast food resturants to make sure to satisfy their 'uncontrolable sexual urges'. They could then eat all the greezy, bad food they wanted, and 'hump their brains out' - spreading their 'degenerate diseases'. You'd then tell your wife/girlfriend that you would pick up dinner and be forced to have 'loose trashy sex' with these little 'wet hot do-me machines' just to get a burger. They'd chase your car down the road afterwards hoping for one more 'anal bang-fest' with 'gooey emissions' and 'hot explosive vagina action'. But then your wife/girlfriend eats the burger and tells you she has a headache and to 'get off of me you sweaty ape' - it's so unfair.
2002-06-19 09:46:18 AM  
Dont talk shiat about my girlfriend.
2002-06-19 09:47:01 AM  
You know, between bukkake and fast-food sluts, there's really only one thing left to say:

God Bless Japan!
2002-06-19 09:51:46 AM  
God Bless Japan for its nasty VD! Oh lord deliever me to the land of mass infection, so I may be infected to. So I too can have a white dots all over my dick. *rolls eyes*. Slutism comes at a high cost. And no money (and sex) in the world is worth VD.
2002-06-19 09:54:24 AM  
"A common phrase I hear from the girls is "I want to do it.'

If I had a Big Mac for every time I heard that...I'd be knee-deep in trashy Japanese school-girl sluts. The terms are beginning to go hand in hand.
2002-06-19 09:55:53 AM  
Got to love WaiWai.
2002-06-19 09:58:01 AM  
The best part about after going down on a sexual partner is that you are able to floss with their pubies when you are done eating.
2002-06-19 10:06:32 AM  
the claimed fast food connection is laughable, but none of the other contents of the article are
2002-06-19 10:08:01 AM  
Bleeorg's last post...NSFW!
2002-06-19 10:13:07 AM  
You want suckie suckie?! You want Anal love?! 5 cheeseburgers I luv u long time!

God Bless Japan! God Bless Trojan too!
2002-06-19 10:13:36 AM  
"Schoolgirl sex .. nubile nymphomaniacs."

What great use of alliteration:

Horny, hot, hedonistic hentai schoolgirl sex scores saavy surely soon. Buying Big-Macs brings brave bullemic bonking big-time!

Go Japan!
2002-06-19 10:19:38 AM  
Stabbin' you with my bowie while I'm nakeeeeeeeeeddddd...

Paint you from head to toe and so aroused....Oooooohhhhh
2002-06-19 10:33:16 AM  
To all the Farkettes...

I'm offering a coupon for a free visit to my Sex consultation clinic for schoolgirls.
2002-06-19 11:00:06 AM  

Wrong! That would be a different partner every 3.2 months frome the day she was born.
2002-06-19 11:04:22 AM  
2002-06-19 11:06:17 AM  
jesus! this article reads like the letters section of penthouse:

"Once I got drunk, I couldn't hold back anymore, so just whipped down my pants and let him do it there."

"I've done it once with three guys at the same time. They picked me up at a video arcade and we were at it before I knew it. It felt so good I had no idea what was going on with me."

news?! porn!
2002-06-19 11:08:24 AM  
Chicks in the US are like that too. Especially young teenagers. It's scary.
2002-06-19 11:09:02 AM  
Hory Crap... if they're starting at 14, they do indeed love you long time.
2002-06-19 11:28:38 AM  
06-19-02 09:09:07 AM Ajs180684
thats....5 different dudes per month..if my maths are correct

06-19-02 09:40:13 AM DinDaddyDin
let's see...16 years old...60 sex partners...that would be 3.2 partners per month from the day she was born!!!

There are still 12 months in a year, right?
2002-06-19 11:33:51 AM  
I'm really surprised nobody's even mentioned this, which was the scariest part of the whole article for me:

"While I'm having it off it feels like heaven," gushes a 17-year-old we'll call Akiko. "It's 'cause the guys are nice to me then. Usually, guys who're really cold say things like 'You're cute,' or 'I like you,' when we're having sex. It's like the guy really needs me. When I feel like that, it really gives me a thrill."

When young girls are having sex because it's the only time guys say nice things to them.. oh man, the mind reels trying to count all the levels on which that's wrong.
2002-06-19 11:50:50 AM  
I agree with ToToRaSan, that's so sad that they only have sex so guys will be nice to them. I know it sounds like liberal bullshiat, but girls that age DO need to have better self image and self esteem. Look at the result - rampant STD's.

Maybe it's just male superiority and patriarchal attitudes coming back to bite men in the ass. Make women feel bad = women having sex with everyone to feel better = men getting STD's. Poetic justice.
2002-06-19 11:52:53 AM  
1) the article said [paraphrasing] "Japanese girls are addicted to fast food, and could be addicted to other things - like sex. lets now talk about some sluts". it did not say "fast food makes school girls fark more".

2) some of your math skills are horrible.

3) this article gave me wood, made me hungry, then I lost the wood around the vd discussion, then got it back with the schoolgirl gang-bang at the end. I'm still hungry.
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