I can finally say it:

I submitted this with a better headline.

I have no idea how people drink Anheuser-Busch.. I think I would rather drink my own urine before I downed an Anheuser-Busch / Coors / Schlitz / Natural Ice / Budweiser.

Thank you. I'm not the only one who think Budweiser and Bud Light are the two shiattiest beers on the planet.

Not surprising, since A-B's been lagging far behind Miller in crappy beer sales.

You know it'll be huge with the lesbian crowd. Their campaign slogan:

"Who can resist a nice Busch Liquor?"

/sorry
//not really

Hmm. Can "Whiskey Lite" be far behind?

As a resident of St. Louis--home of A-B, I have this to say:

Pour me another Schlafly.

mmmm... tasty. the best.

So who will get here first? The beer snobs or the Bud lovers?

Beer snob: Bud is teh suck

Bud lover: If you don't love Bud, you hate America.

warning: beer snobs ahead.

and to think I drank "poland springs" vodka the other night

/no joke
//fantastic plastic is your friend

GIS for "life's too short to drink cheap beer"

I think A-B is following Ford's lead and just buying better quality brands.

/sees Heineken in there future

Oh great...another beer snob discussion.

I thought rice whiskey was called Saki?

/Makers Mark is a mans drink, Thank you Mr. Samuels!

Hazard91AWD:warning: beer snobs ahead.

Not really.. I don't like drinking things that do not taste good.

Busch liquor. NICE!

/love me beer, free is me absolute favorite flavor

I fancy myself a nice glass of port before retiring for the evening.

So whiskey that tastes like vodka?

Poland Springs is all right, but it's no Devil's Springs.

I think we can all agree that the best beer is a free one.

Wait, you mean B to the E hasn't been an overwhelming success? I thought everyone was jumping at the chance to pay $8 for 4 10 ounce cans of Zima mixed with Red Bull.

all beer sucks anyway

ChairmanKaga: I thought rice whiskey was called Saki?


Sake is more of a really strong beer in the 30 proof range.

Any PBR fans out there?

I can't stand beer snobs. Serve it cold, that's all that matters.

Shrugging Atlas: As a resident of St. Louis--home of A-B, I have this to say:

Pour me another Schlafly.

yessir!

What Your Dog Wants: GIS for "life's too short to drink cheap beer"

nooo! mullet-tard with tiny guitar!
star of the flash animation: space people

For the volume of sales Budweiser has,you would think they could come down in price a little.

/just sayin'

Hell I drink bud all the time, cause I like drinking something that goes down easy. I like other beers but I'm too old to give a shiat about being a snob about a prolish drink like beer.

Wine on the other hand..

It'll always be good ol' Mr. Daniels for me.

The_Original_Roxtar

What Your Dog Wants: GIS for "life's too short to drink cheap beer"

nooo! mullet-tard with tiny guitar!
star of the flash animation: space people

Good lord. I could only deal with about 10 seconds of that.

The latest I've ever witnessed beer snobbery was.. like 3 years out of college. After that it's just arrested development. Move on.

Oh god I just vurped.

I've noticed what the modern beer snobbery is that lots of hops means quality. It's like measuring how good cake is by how chocolate it is.

You cant just jump into that business. Its a serious multi-year process. I wonder who they will buy?

Capt. Happy Hour
I think we can all agree that the best beer is a free one.

i kind of agree. that's why when i have a party at my place, my friends that work at Sea World bring all their free beer they get, and no one really complains. sure...it's not great...but it was free :)

"Crappy Beer"
Isn't that an oxymoron?

I hate beer snobbery.

/Just drink it, yo!

Hey People, guess what? Not everyone has the same tastes as you!

/likes Moosehead and Stella
//Can't drink Whiskey
///Wouldn't drink A-B whiskey anyway.

Phil... its not that I don't agree with you for wanting a beer that goes down easy, but you can find something that is not a natural laxative (bud is brewed with rice). Budweiser is diarhea water.

From their website

Rice

Rice provides Budweiser with its characteristic lightness, crispness and refreshing taste.

Many brewers use only four ingredients in beer - water, barley malt, hops and yeast.

The additional step of brewing Budweiser with rice provides the balance necessary to create its trademark refreshing taste, "drinkability" and crispness. While "extra," this step is critical to the unique taste of Budweiser.

Anheuser-Busch is the largest purchaser of rice in the United States, accounting for more than 8 percent of all domestic rice consumption. The company owns rice mills in Arkansas and California.

Phil Moskowitz: The latest I've ever witnessed beer snobbery was.. like 3 years out of college.

I dunno. I think the the sugary shots with sexual sounding names falls more in that range. Beer snob is more mid to late 20s.

Alcohol is for pussies who can't handle life full-on.

These bastards will put Old Crow out of business!

I worked with a guy that downed two cases of PBR a day. Hot, right off the back seat of his car. By lunchtime he had downed one case. Would go to luch with us and have 2-3 beers with lunch. By 5:00 he had finished the 2nd case. After hours he switched over to Cutty Sark. And I never once saw him slur or stumble. I got a hangover just watching.

Noooo! It's like a reverse Jesus miracle: everything they touch turns to water!