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(AZCentral)   Rhode Island man licks women's feet. Somehow they are not as turned on as he is, call the cops.   (azcentral.com) divider line 47
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2002-06-18 05:54:07 PM
These women would be perfectly justified in kicking dude's gnads into his throat. I wish they had.
 
2002-06-18 06:05:40 PM
It is love...
 
2002-06-18 06:51:42 PM
Slayerswine, I see your foot and I'll raise you lettuce and two slices of sourdough...

 
2002-06-18 09:05:40 PM
ShaggyWon,
I fold. Show your hand, err...I mean foot.
 
2002-06-18 09:06:59 PM
When I saw the Headline, I thought they finally caught my uncle Ralph.
 
2002-06-18 09:12:14 PM
Hey, I got no problems if you wanna lick feet.

I think you could find better places than the piggly-wiggly.... although, maybe that's a freudian nightmare that pushes people over the edge...

footlicker people, that is....
 
2002-06-18 09:15:18 PM
Discordian36 That gives me an idea. What if this "footlicker" worked at Lady Foot Locker? It might be an appropriate place for him to practice his rather dubious obsession.
 
2002-06-18 09:17:08 PM
Piggly-Wiggly... little piggies.... Piggly Wiggly.... Little Piggies.......
 
2002-06-18 09:17:29 PM
"I have to take my hand off to him."
- Mike Tyson
 
2002-06-18 09:20:44 PM
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thats hilarious. would have been nasty if he licked a corn.
 
2002-06-18 09:23:38 PM
will it help the situation if people know that Woonsocket RI is the French section of RI. They have a 3 floor salvation army.
 
2002-06-18 09:33:39 PM
Ah, the sweet terror of a really disturbing Fark article. I missed you.
 
G2V
2002-06-18 09:35:38 PM
"Yeah sorry about that, went walking in the lawn after I let my dogs out."
 
2002-06-18 09:37:33 PM
eww
 
2002-06-18 09:51:58 PM
As far as predators go, although it's hygenically gross, I'd rather be attacked by this guy than most serial fetishists....

I will never understand the foot fetish. (shudder)
 
2002-06-18 09:52:26 PM
feet have never been my thing.....unless........
 
udo
2002-06-18 09:54:27 PM
Athlete's tongue anyone?
 
2002-06-18 09:58:05 PM
At what point does it become a sexual assault? Toe sucking?
 
2002-06-18 10:05:35 PM
Tothedouche, what I want to know is, were the women "side by each"? Where's the 3-floor Sal's? I haven't heard of that. (I'm in Waaaaaaaahrick, but I get up that way periodically)
 
2002-06-18 10:06:34 PM
"Police say they're now investigating other licking incidents by a man fitting Dublin's description"
 
2002-06-18 10:10:59 PM
There once was a man named Dublin
Whose lust for feet was bubblin'
He went after feet
In stores, in the street,
And now the charges keep doublin'.

Sorry.
 
2002-06-18 10:13:18 PM
Tothedouche - Don't forget the Canadian flag in front of town hall!
 
2002-06-18 10:16:45 PM
I don't know, never been a foot person myself, but I saw a co-worker in casual dress, she had a nice sun outfit and open toe'd shoes with neatly painted nails...

I figured if her feet looked that clean and prim, what could the rest look like?
 
2002-06-18 10:17:59 PM
A man who likes feet
His lust reflected by straps.
Therapy should help.
 
2002-06-18 10:25:22 PM
solution= wear shoes around psycho guys with foot fetishes
 
udo
2002-06-18 10:30:07 PM
I wonder if he has to register as an offender under Megan's Law.
 
2002-06-18 10:32:44 PM
Very nice, Kurpal!

And for Discordian36, a little George Harrison:

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.


 
2002-06-18 10:45:30 PM
Kurpal: *applause*
 
2002-06-18 10:48:21 PM
Day job remains safe.
My boss heaves a sigh of relief.
Raise nowhere in sight.
 
2002-06-18 11:03:29 PM
feet delicious
 
2002-06-18 11:06:31 PM
I just don't get it.

Women (and men, including myself) find men who obsess over women's feet weird.

Yet, women spend significant amounts of time and money to acquire and display "pretty feet." Precisely the thing that would attract the weirdos.

I just don't get it.
 
2002-06-18 11:41:47 PM
Awesome because a foot job is always better than a hand job

kidding
 
2002-06-18 11:42:00 PM
"I just don't get it.

Women (and men, including myself) find men who obsess over women's feet weird.

Yet, women spend significant amounts of time and money to acquire and display "pretty feet." Precisely the thing that would attract the weirdos.

I just don't get it. "


Kind of like the women who wear a push-up bra and low cut blouse then WTF you're looking at?
 
2002-06-18 11:49:49 PM
The smell of the feet
Society frowns upon.
The smell of defeat.
 
2002-06-19 12:21:45 AM
WOONYVILLE represent zent
 
2002-06-19 12:22:24 AM
Kbd517 It has been a while, but I swear, I think it is next to an Elk's Club.
 
2002-06-19 12:33:44 AM
Ignore this. I've had some trouble posting, so I'm testing something. Just ignore me, please.
 
2002-06-19 12:34:47 AM
I think I figured out my problem, thanks for your patience.
 
2002-06-19 12:41:58 AM
hmm I like cute feet on girls myself.
 
2002-06-19 12:42:49 AM
Found some toes there Uncle Creamy? :)
 
2002-06-19 01:53:31 AM
Hey, why does TexasSkeptic always post in blue? Just curious.
 
2002-06-19 01:56:37 AM
"hmm I like cute feet on girls myself."

I like cute girls with feet myself ;-)
 
2002-06-19 02:23:09 AM
Could this be the end of Jar Hed?

Guess which one's Jar Hed!
 
2002-06-19 02:24:02 AM
That whole licking thing makes me hungry! Time to get some Reese's!
 
jph
2002-06-19 07:08:46 AM
These Rhode Island men?

 
2002-06-19 09:46:44 AM
There once was a man from Woonsocket,
Who got his dick stuck in a light socket,
He called to his biatch,
She flipped on the switch,
That man from Woonsocket took off like a rocket.

I am a Rhode Islander, and Woonsocket is pretty much regarded as a shiathole around here. Those frogs up there don't know what's what.
 
2002-06-19 06:23:28 PM
Pedicure schmedicure.
 
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