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2006-06-16 01:49:38 PM
Happy birthday and all, but ChickFilA has the best lemonade.
 
2006-06-16 01:58:35 PM
Yep
 
2006-06-16 02:12:52 PM
submitter: Still best lemonade ever

rhode islanders would beg to differ:

www.hollyeats.com
 
2006-06-16 03:01:22 PM
fark lemonade. I want a corn dog.

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/they remind me of my youth
//get offa my lawn
 
2006-06-16 03:57:59 PM
Lemonade! That cool, refreshing drink.

/Elvis via Eddie Murphy
//Agrees with Submitter's assertion
///Misses HDOAS, almost worth moving back to a town with a respectable mall
////Cheese on a stick also damn good
 
2006-06-16 04:21:32 PM
Let's hear it for the most soul deadening uniforms ever!
 
2006-06-16 04:23:39 PM
 
2006-06-16 04:23:56 PM
and their veggie dog on a stick are teh 0rsome.
 
2006-06-16 04:24:10 PM
Lemon Juice and sugar added to water to taste. I for one prefer more tart lemonade, whereas some other farker might like sweeter lemonade


Good luck argueing over personal preference though, I'm sure you'll come to a single right answer!
 
2006-06-16 04:24:15 PM
Are they wearing fezzes?
 
2006-06-16 04:24:55 PM
Yeah, and the employee uniforms are the single greatest outfits evar! I want to be a HDoaS worker for halloween
 
2006-06-16 04:25:49 PM
Yup. Worst uniforms ever. They look like a dildo for a clown. But it sure was fun watching the girls bounce up and down on the little juicing machines.
 
2006-06-16 04:25:51 PM
Someone needs to post pics of hot-dog-on-a-stick employees in their uniforms.

Best. Uniforms. Evar.
 
2006-06-16 04:26:36 PM
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2006-06-16 04:26:46 PM
artman: fark lemonade. I want a corn dog.

Corn dogs remind me of my youth, too. The wretched, Satan's stool sample pieces of refuse that my school served in the "cafeteria." I honestly don't think there's a more revolting food on the planet to me. Bad food + bad memories = my stomach turning.
 
2006-06-16 04:26:57 PM
That reminds me, I'm due for a chlamyidia swabbing.
 
2006-06-16 04:27:08 PM
The uniforms are badass. I'm makin' a gang off of them, called the Hot Dawg Stickers. Care to join?
 
2006-06-16 04:27:29 PM
Lemonade? What about the fudge that's made, around the corner?
 
2006-06-16 04:28:16 PM
I was sitting next to two high school girls. One asks the other "are you working tonight?" She replies "No, I quit. Hot dog On A Stick just wasn't satisfying me anymore." Then she realized I was sitting right next to her. Farking priceless memory.
 
2006-06-16 04:28:35 PM
Best lemonade evar is at the original Leona's (Chicago Italian restaurant chain) on Sheffield during the summer. With sugar on the rim. Fark yeah.
 
2006-06-16 04:30:21 PM
talldarknstinky wins the thread, lives up to name.
 
2006-06-16 04:30:43 PM
Ryker's Peninsula: Yup. Worst uniforms ever. They look like a dildo for a clown. But it sure was fun watching the girls bounce up and down on the little juicing machines.


I think that the uniforms are intentionally goofy/ghastly in order to sabotage any erections that should occur from watching the bouncing girls. This then leaves the flaccid viewer confused and unsure of his manhood, and then he is vulnerable to the cleverly placed corn dog phallic ego boosters.

Strangely, it's the same for female watchers too.
 
2006-06-16 04:37:34 PM
Really quickly, then I'll leave you all alone, I just wanted to say that Newman's Own Virgin Lemonade is about the greatest lemonade you can ever hope to drink (and all the profits go to charity). I really think you should try it out if you can find it at your local supermarket.

/advertisement over.
//not an official advertisement.
///just someone who REALLY loves that lemonade.
 
2006-06-16 04:40:15 PM
Toomer's Drugs in Auburn, Alabama...the BEST lemonade. Not too sweet, not too bitter. Absolutely perfect. Went there on a road trip and was blown away by the lemonade. And only a few hours later, my Gamecocks were blown out by the Tigers.

"When God was a little boy and He needed extra money, He put up a card table outside His folk's house. This (Toomer's Lemonade) is what He sold."
-#1 on the list of "162 Reasons It's Good To Be An American....", Esquire Magazine, December 2001

www.auburn.edu
 
2006-06-16 04:40:39 PM
second to Fletcher's Fabulous Lemonade.
 
2006-06-16 04:41:48 PM
Huell Howser Visits HOT DOG ON A STICK!!! (video)

Pertinent content starts about halfway in.

Unfortunately, no bouncing goodness... :(
 
2006-06-16 04:42:20 PM
I dated a girl in HS who worked at the one in the Sherman Oaks Galleria... I'd pick her up from work, smelling of corn batter and sugary lemonade... we'd hit the Pacific Theater for a free flick (the HDOS gals ALWAYS got into the movie for free by flirting with the geek-boy ticket takers). After that... good ol' hot teen lovin' in the back row.

I still get a woody when I walk by the HDOS down by the SM Pier and smell those corn dogs and lemonade. Godd times.

Oh, and it's lemonade -- friggin' lemons, water and sugar... kinda hard to screw it up. Get over yourselves.

Now, if it's Iced Tea were talking about...
www.vermontcountrystore.com
 
2006-06-16 04:42:35 PM
The bouncing girls (rather, the bouncing titties) are the best thing about the lemonade.
 
2006-06-16 04:43:11 PM
www.vintageip.com



Best I can find. Lol
 
2006-06-16 04:48:11 PM
They don't hire guys, do they?
 
2006-06-16 04:53:35 PM
Scrotar: They don't hire guys, do they?

I've seen guys working there but you'd have to be a fruit to want to.
 
2006-06-16 05:02:17 PM
Auntie Em's Lemonade is better and their Pretzel dogs kick ass
 
2006-06-16 05:03:56 PM
The best lemonade can be found at Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the Grand Canyon. At least it seemed that way after a long hike. And it definitely can't be beat as far as location goes.
 
2006-06-16 05:05:05 PM
I've never heard of them. Let me guess, they take a hot dog and they put it on a stick. Hence the title of the farking place?
 
2006-06-16 05:05:19 PM
Hot Dog on a stick is a rip-off. 3:00 for a Corn Dog? No thanks
 
2006-06-16 05:05:49 PM
RocketRod: I dated a girl in HS who worked at the one in the Sherman Oaks Galleria... I'd pick her up from work, smelling of corn batter and sugary lemonade... we'd hit the Pacific Theater for a free flick

Dude, that's almost right outta Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Mark Ratner coulda been your ticket-taker. I liked going to that mall just to see all the movie locations.

HDOAS was one of the first stores in the Oaks Mall in Thousand Oaks, when it opened in '77ish. And through all the trendy turnovers through the years, it's still there and doing well (last time I checked), though they moved to a better location in the mall. God bless 'em.
 
2006-06-16 05:06:30 PM
Yeah, thats right, 3:00 for a corn dog. Thats the new cool way of typing $3.00.......

/anybody falling for it?
//I don't like lemonade
 
2006-06-16 05:10:26 PM
mtylerjr: Someone needs to post pics of hot-dog-on-a-stick employees in their uniforms.


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/fap
 
2006-06-16 05:10:39 PM
I think Ask-A-Ninja tackled this issue.

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..and they hold it all together by gluereed -- that's glue made from greed -- but it's not Lou Reed, that guy's pretty cool...
 
dh2
2006-06-16 05:11:36 PM
What! No C.M.O.T. Dibbler references?
 
2006-06-16 05:16:20 PM
mtylerjr: Someone needs to post pics of hot-dog-on-a-stick employees in their uniforms.

f5.putfile.com

Moustache.Gross.
 
2006-06-16 05:18:03 PM
toastedspleen: Let me guess, they take a hot dog and they put it on a stick. Hence the title of the farking place?

It's part of its charm/appeal (along with the funky-ass uni's). You know what you're getting. It's succinct, direct, no bullshiat. It was our Snakes On A Plane, long before anyone conceived of that brilliance.
 
2006-06-16 05:19:48 PM
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Casey and Katie's Lemonade at the corner of Maple Lane and Piccadilly Road in St. Peters, Missouri is The Best Lemonade on the Whole Planet.

It says so right here...on FARK.

/debate over

And make sure it's Casey and Katie, and not that little hussy Shelli's Lemonade from across the street...she is trying to sell you tap water with flav-or-aid.....nasty swill.
 
2006-06-16 05:20:58 PM
Playboy needs a "Girls of Hot Dog on a Stick" spread. Especially the ones that work the OC Fair.

Man, I'd let them dip my...never mind.
 
2006-06-16 05:22:34 PM
StrangeCock

Indeed! I was wondering if anyone was going to represent the AU.

I long for the limeaide, makes my mouth water...
 
2006-06-16 05:22:39 PM
ChickenGeorgeVII: Casey and Katie's Lemonade at the corner of Maple Lane and Piccadilly Road in St. Peters, Missouri is The Best Lemonade on the Whole Planet.

It says so right here...on FARK.

/debate over

And make sure it's Casey and Katie, and not that little hussy Shelli's Lemonade from across the street...she is trying to sell you tap water with flav-or-aid.....nasty swill.



/fap fap fap
//window seat please.
///sorry if that is a pic of a family member, but you had to know it was coming (no pun intended).
 
2006-06-16 05:29:01 PM
ChickenGeorgeVII, I like that lemonade is fiddy cent while water is a buck... can you ask them for lemonade without lemons and sugar in it?

And safeinsane, I like the way you think.
 
2006-06-16 05:32:42 PM
WTF? HERO Tag? Huh?
 
2006-06-16 05:40:16 PM
Did someone say they have veggie dogs on a stick? Why the fark didn't anyone say so before?!
 
2006-06-16 05:50:19 PM
Chick-fil-A's lemonade is like pond scum compared to that nectar of the gods produced by the chicks at Hot Dog on a Stick. Seriously.
 
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