And then she said to curl my fingers and I should find the G-spot!

The One Ring is mine. Now Middle America will fall under the rule of the All-Seeing (which is better than some reporters) W.

Get these motherfarking snakes off this motherfarking plane!

See right there on my ring finger-
I'm married.
So I can't have sex Condi!

/Oh Chief/Husband she'll never know.

"Hey Stevie Wonder, can you see this?"

"You know, Cheney's got "The Worms" but, if you grab each one like this and pull it REAL slow like, you can clear um right up"

"if three words could heal you,I'd only say 2....blindy!"

I am crushing your head!

"I used to tickle Jeb's ass just like this"

"We must gain control of these four rams and regulate them. They must be brought in line like the media and print media. They must respect our control and our right to alter anything threatening. The people on these four rams must be learned that they cannot go spreading the truth without repercus... sion.

-mumbled- what's that? oh... damn.

Internet forums are nothing more than a breeding ground for domestic terror and its terrorists, we must have the capacity to change what these people say."

Hey Condy, check out the size of this here booger!

"I find your lack of faith disturbing"

The world can be divided into two types -- those who are with us and those who are against us. And those who are against us, are the terrorists who want to take away our freedom. And the ones who are with us, are the ones who -- they're us. Unfortunately, sometimes we have to take away our freedom in order to fight the terrorists, who are against us. But that's OK, cuz we'll give them back when we're done using them. Likely after I'm out of office. The war on terror can't be built in a day.

"I will own your soul!"

Why must morons insist on reposting the image? We all saw it!

/that's W talkin', not me

"Hey Dick, How many fingers make 2500"


//This is my first and last political post is this thread.

My father used to say, "Read my lips". Well, I say to you, don't read my lips. Read the fingery--um, fingerish?--well, read the lips of Wally, my friendly hand puppet.

I AM a dumb n00b. Forgot to enable voting last time.

"Here's something Scalia taught me"

See these short hairs? Do you have any idea how many people this represents?

"Flame on!"

"You know, if you tilt your head just so and squint your eyes, Chertoff looks like Osama with a haircut. No wonder Nebraska got the gas masks and New York got the toilet seats."

"Look into my eyes... You're getting sleepy... very sleepy... Now you're getting a strange urge to vote for Republicans in November..."

Hurry, pass it to the left

You put your left hand in.
You put your left hand out.
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about...

Strategerie.

/now with voting goodness.

Bush, playing with a plastic toy crane...

"Dick, I'm TRYING to make the crane lift the G.I Joe higher"

//It's a construction thing...

How many fingers am I holding up sunglass boy?

I hold here in my hand the document that proves there was a terrorist tie-in and WMDs.

"You shoudn't ask me questions if you can't handle being mocked because of your politics and disabilities.
Capice?"

"If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor here. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the farking car."

/now with votey goodness
//not that anyone cares

"♪ I got chilllllllls they're multiplying ♪♫ And I'm looooooosing contro-ool ♫ 'Cause the poweeeer you're supplying ♪ It's Electrifying!♪♫"

"Back, when I was in the military, we used to roll much bigger joints than this little thing."

(WASHINGTON) -- President George W. Bush demonstrates the grip he prefers reporters use on his shaft while they mutually masturbate him for "doing what any doofus would expect a President to accomplish while in my situation. But for some reason its unbelievably awesome when I do it. Oh well...I'm not complaining. Keep stroking it, morans."

That's a spicey-ah meatball!

So I looked Gannon in the eye, grabbed his package like this and said "Take me to the Oval Office big boy!"

"umm 2 + 2 = 3! yay for Dubya!"

It's all about the Benjamins baby.

"Really you can milk anything with nipples... This one time, I was supposed to be flying a fighter plane or something, I caught this little mouse.... and I started rub it's little nipples just like this.... and eventually... it bit me... you see, the moral of the story is that, if we milk Iraq a little, than we canmake friends with Iran, then my buddy Donny Rumsfeld, can make a whole lot more money importin' oil"

Fuzzy math actually feels really good...'cuz it's fuzzy.

/hehhehhehhehheh
//blindy

"Here's a dime. Call someone who cares!"

"so, did I really sound like that Don Corly-oni? I think I got it right on... I even got the finger thingy down"

"Hey! You! Iran!..... You got some splaining to do!"

Hey, check out my 3 Stooges impersonation..Why I outta, nuk nuk...boink.....oooww I poked my own eyes!

How much spin will this buy me?

And here in my hand is the proof that WMD's did exist when we attacked.

It's a Sicilian gesture - Scalia taught it to me. It means "I respect your blindness".

Johnny works with one hammer, one hammer, one hammer.
Johnny works with one hammer, now he works with two.