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nickyhopkins
2006-06-15 09:50:13 AM
Hey, look at this guy. He's so stupid he's blind. Not like me. I'm president, and I'm smart. Dumb blindy.
 
Urabewe
2006-06-15 10:51:59 AM
"No, really, smell my fingers."
 
damageddude [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:16:28 AM
Hey. How about a reach around?
 
awfulperson [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:31:40 AM
"Sometimes, Laura gets constipated. I mean, you've seen her, right? And, when your boo can't go number two, you gotta help her out."
 
MasterThief
2006-06-15 11:39:34 AM
I pinch.

/I want to pinch.
//Why no pinch?
///Maybe little pinch?
 
RedfordRenegade
2006-06-15 11:39:42 AM
When Pelosi steps into my office, BAM, UFIA BYACH!
 
oddball318
2006-06-15 11:40:11 AM
Here President Bush demonstrates proper technique for playing 'world's smallest violin.'
 
gideon [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:40:23 AM
"When you do a favor for the Family, the Family expect a favor in return..."
 
Goatwhore
2006-06-15 11:40:30 AM
"Do you see this? It's the worlds smallest violin..."
 
groininjury
2006-06-15 11:40:36 AM
"I hold between these two fingers, my only remaining testicle. Dick accidentally shot it off.
 
ScottMpls
2006-06-15 11:41:26 AM
Arise Lazarus, arise!
 
alienman
2006-06-15 11:41:35 AM
Hey voters... Read Between The Lines!!!
 
I_C_Weener [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:41:52 AM
"If you don't listen to 'The Decider', you get a head of a horse...a bed head...a race horse in your bed of yours. Capiche?"

/With voting this time.
 
gideon [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:42:27 AM
What I MEANT to put (damn, already drunk - Admins, delete previous post):

"When the Family does a favor for you...the Family expects a favor in return. Capiche?
 
alienofamerica
2006-06-15 11:42:40 AM
"Hey nice sunglasses mister Legally Blind!"
 
Doooom
2006-06-15 11:42:54 AM
I see it! It's a boat!
 
vinylgirl
2006-06-15 11:43:03 AM
Y'know, that "shocker" thingie that all the kids are talking about
 
flubby
2006-06-15 11:43:55 AM
"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
 
ScottMpls
2006-06-15 11:43:55 AM
The middle finger goes up!

/now, with special voting goodness
 
ckellingc
2006-06-15 11:44:25 AM
I'ma speakin Italiana!
 
uberlemming
2006-06-15 11:44:35 AM
"You don't know depression, I know depression. I'm the depressioner."
 
Ex_Parrot
2006-06-15 11:44:52 AM
"That's a spicy meat-a-ball!"
 
LandOfChocolate
2006-06-15 11:44:57 AM
I wonder if they're showing any reruns of 'Reba' tonight.
 
junbug8
2006-06-15 11:45:14 AM
"Ok, Let me try it again. It's 2 in the pink and one...What?"
 
Theobold Holsopple
2006-06-15 11:45:19 AM
Don't fark with me. Just one snap of these fingers, boy, that's all it takes.

*fwip* *fwap* *fwup* Damn it.
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:45:28 AM
"don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever. "
 
whizbangthedirtfarmer [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:45:41 AM
"Worried about the economy? The ongoing war? The ongoing corruption of my presidency and my slow usurpation of power? Here. Listen to the world's smallest violin."


Vote enabled!
 
Agnosticator
2006-06-15 11:45:54 AM
"Food plane requesting to land"

veeerrrrrroooooohhhhh

"Permission granted food plane, be aware of zealot demoncrats trying to take the payload.

Beeeooo Beeeooo BOOOOOOMMMMM!!

"Here it comes! It's gonna taste really good!

Shhhhheerrooooohhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"YEAHHHHHHH!!!!"
 
clearasilmessiah
2006-06-15 11:47:12 AM
Got'cher nose!
 
whatchamacallit
2006-06-15 11:47:21 AM
Hey! Fark You!

Simple.
 
BassPlayinManiac
2006-06-15 11:47:22 AM
i80.photobucket.com

"I'm going to goose you"
 
MSUITGUY
2006-06-15 11:47:39 AM
(...I hate it when I fart in the middle of a speech)

/looks like he is grunting and pushing to me
 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:47:43 AM
Here's the ring I pulled off of El-Sarkawi's cock with my own two hands, heh heh. Why do you farktards think I went to Iraqistan, anyhoo?
 
amquelbettamin
2006-06-15 11:47:43 AM
"No really, just a pinch b'tween the ol' cheek and gum. That's how we do it in Texas."
 
Twoflower
2006-06-15 11:48:27 AM
2,3,4 2,3,4 mmmm, love the blues
 
Totl_Newb
2006-06-15 11:48:44 AM
Prez:"I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Unseen Aide: "Sir, everyone knows you are married to Laura and have two children..."

Prez: "That woman attacks me because she hates my sexual freedom."

/always forget vote box, as useless as it is for me...
 
nowt
2006-06-15 11:49:24 AM

The only thing to fear, is the fear that sells itself.
 
D3_WR
2006-06-15 11:50:13 AM
So I'm out hunting with Dick, right? And suddenly he stops and looks at me - scared the schtick outta me, his face was like this: but even creepier. And then I thought to myself, "Maybe I should have worn that bulletproof vest like Laura was telling me"
 
PianoDemon
2006-06-15 11:50:39 AM
"No, this isn't the worlds smallest violin playing. It's 100,000 compressed pounds of 'I don't give a fark'."
 
Bizarro
2006-06-15 11:51:05 AM
This is the best Presidentiaryism evar!
 
wage0048
2006-06-15 11:51:25 AM
"I don't care what al-Zarqawi's documents say! I'm still gonna nuke Iran."
 
Nightsweat
2006-06-15 11:52:34 AM
"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"
 
Ice_Nine
2006-06-15 11:52:50 AM
"I ate my first pretzel when I was three."
 
WarpZone
2006-06-15 11:53:08 AM
I got your nose!
 
DavidDCC
2006-06-15 11:53:16 AM
"That is the biggest booger I've ever seen! Look at the size of that thing!"
 
Magorn [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:53:37 AM
"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson. "
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2006-06-15 11:54:01 AM
"THIS is how much I care about black people."
 
super_bly
2006-06-15 11:54:14 AM
"And-ah..."
 
Boobies!!!
2006-06-15 11:54:40 AM
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
 
TheGooseHunter
2006-06-15 11:54:52 AM
"I want a fig newton"
 
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