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Rubble		2002-06-18 09:01:09 AM

When terrorists can't marry forest service workers, the terrorists have already won.

Ghettoceleb		2002-06-18 09:02:02 AM

Ok smile and say die infidel!

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 09:12:28 AM

But to do any good Won't Terrorists have to DIVORCE Forrest Service workers and Write them Letters?

meepmeep		2002-06-18 09:16:13 AM

Beefy-byproduct Reading the article before commenting helps you avoid looking like a twat

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 09:18:29 AM

IM HENRY THE TWAT I AM.... HENRY THE TWAT I AM I AM

sorry it's still a little early in missouri

maffick		2002-06-18 09:18:35 AM

"Matchrimony" heheh

Flignir		2002-06-18 09:19:07 AM

Honestly, I'd rather look like a twat than a beefy by product.

Flignir		2002-06-18 09:19:38 AM

Not that that is much of an improvement.

KappaSigNeo		2002-06-18 09:21:01 AM

What about a llama twat?

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 09:22:12 AM

Those taste like chicken
and you get to say you ate twat too

Soilrocks		2002-06-18 09:25:03 AM

Twat, I coont hear you.

Flignir		2002-06-18 09:25:14 AM

And another thing! All this noise about it being though to think in the morning is horsesh|t. Why do you think all SAT tests are given before lunch? All GRE, LSAT, and every other standardized tast on tha planet is scheduled early because eveyone operates at peak cognitive effiancy in the morning. Coffee notwithstanding, if you're a dumbass now, chances are a day of light drinking and/or kitten killing won't help.

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 09:32:07 AM

WOW
A LITTLE TENSE TODAY ARE WE

you seem to need a little coffee yourself ease up asshat BTW I got great scores on my SAT

and I use so much of my SAT Knowlege here I should have paid better attention

FYI use spell checker next time and you wont look like such a TWAT

Flignir		2002-06-18 09:42:01 AM

Ugh, the last ditch, Hail Mary, biatch about spelling argument. Very sad.

Ronald_McDonald		2002-06-18 09:42:40 AM

current score:

Flignir:1 Beefy-byproduct:1

(please note the scorer can be bribed)

Way Cool Junior		2002-06-18 09:53:18 AM

Let's start a campaign for an OBVIOUS SATIRE tag. ;)

meepmeep		2002-06-18 09:56:14 AM

Woah... I just started a flamewar... cool if anyone's interested it's afternoon here in humid London...

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 10:43:32 AM

Im the Doug Flutie of Flamewars

and I made you my biatch

Flignir		2002-06-18 10:53:06 AM

Um, Beefy, the clown has this flamewar's score at 1 to 1 (and I assume Meep-Meep can be credited with a point for the first dig). That's hardly a b!tch-making, unless you're proposing some sort of "We're all biatches" lesbian three-way dykefest. If that's the case, save my invitation and just send me pictures.

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 11:02:37 AM

K

No Problem and yes of Course Meep-Meep can take the 1st Dig and Since you Rode his coat tails I propose we subtract .5 points from you for not having an original thought in your head.

Why are you involved I should be flaming with Meepmeep

Dragline		2002-06-18 11:11:08 AM

From an article about the real fire:

"Terry Barton, 38, faces up to 10 years in prison and a £176,000 fine on charges of starting the fire by burning the letter in a campfire.

She was on patrol in the Pike National Forest, enforcing a fire ban imposed amid tinder-dry drought conditions."

Ironic?

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 11:11:54 AM

Clowns are Cool

beefy-byproduct		2002-06-18 11:13:53 AM

Also I understand she was in an old area that camping wasnt allowed for now because it was overgrown with brush...

Geeeez lady take your hormones somewhere else

Flignir		2002-06-18 11:36:47 AM

Beefy-byproduct, No Problem and yes of Course Meep-Meep can take the 1st Dig and Since you Rode his coat tails I propose we subtract .5 points from you for not having an original thought in your head.

Well, that's for the judges to decide, but if I may state my case: I rode no such coattails, I merely made small quips about the appearence of beefy by-products and female gentailia. I only got into the flame exchange when I came up with my own original complaint about mornings being a fine time to do some thinking. Also, as I've pointed out already, the first loser to play the bad spelling card really ought to keep his mouth shut about originality, no?