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2006-06-14 07:22:17 PM
Those Polish folk are so damn stupid.
 
2006-06-14 07:43:17 PM
Good headline, good game too
 
2006-06-14 07:43:30 PM
Bravo
 
Azz
2006-06-14 07:44:05 PM
what a game that was
 
2006-06-14 07:44:22 PM
Oh my! Germany certainly routed them. 1-0?

Wow, that's not pretty.
 
2006-06-14 07:45:25 PM
Are the Germans setting up "camps" yet?
 
2006-06-14 07:45:28 PM
Will you stop mentioning the war?

You started it.

We did not start it.

Yes you did, you invaded Poland...
 
2006-06-14 07:45:36 PM
That was a fantastic goal at the end. Spain's final goal is my favorite so far.
 
2006-06-14 07:45:48 PM
www.bettybowers.com
 
C3
2006-06-14 07:45:58 PM
"Germans smash through Polish defense. Again"

Unfortunately the US won't be coming to stop the Germans this time.
 
2006-06-14 07:46:06 PM
I don't think "smash" is the verb I'd use for that victory.
 
2006-06-14 07:46:55 PM
kurwa mac!
 
2006-06-14 07:47:19 PM
C3: Unfortunately the US won't be coming to stop the Germans this time.

Blasphemer!
 
2006-06-14 07:47:47 PM
Great headline, submitter.
 
2006-06-14 07:48:00 PM
img152.imageshack.us

/got nothing
 
2006-06-14 07:48:17 PM
www.getoutofmyteeth.com
 
2006-06-14 07:49:24 PM
I bet they can't beat the French defensive line though...
 
2006-06-14 07:51:02 PM
studebaker hoch

No but they can probably go right around it
 
2006-06-14 07:51:17 PM
Let's get this out of the way, shall we?

Don't mention the war!!!!
 
2006-06-14 07:51:38 PM
It was their struggle =(
 
2006-06-14 07:52:05 PM
That was a boring game, except for the last 15 minutes were Germany went ALL in and Poland was all defensive.
 
2006-06-14 07:54:32 PM
Game of the Tourney, hands down

/unless England loses to both Trinidad AND Tobago
 
2006-06-14 07:54:40 PM
Syder: Oh my! Germany certainly routed them. 1-0?

Wow, that's not pretty.


And in 91'. Yup, they got stomped. It was like they were their soccer-ship had screen doors. Or their soccer helicopter had ejectable seats. Or they were actually playing hockey and drowned during spring training. Those crazy Poles.
 
2006-06-14 07:54:50 PM
Unfortunately the US won't be coming to stop the Germans this time.

Er, we didn't try to stop them the first time, either.

I'd like to note that the Poles were also invaded by the Soviet Union about two weeks after the Germans attacked. I'd like to see anybody defend a small, poor country in a two front war against two militarized nations with a combined population 20 or 30 times yours.
 
2006-06-14 07:55:01 PM
xor_4200: /got nothing

Ahnold is Austrian.
 
2006-06-14 07:58:04 PM
Half way through the game, did the Russians join in on the stomp on Poland?
 
2006-06-14 08:00:18 PM
Bravo, Calvin Coolidge.
 
2006-06-14 08:00:50 PM
beer4breakfast: Ahnold is Austrian.

so was Hitler.
 
2006-06-14 08:00:53 PM
Germany 28
Poland 9
 
C3
2006-06-14 08:01:51 PM
Tack, you know it's true...
 
2006-06-14 08:02:10 PM
choice and consequence

Unfortunately the US won't be coming to stop the Germans this time.

Er, we didn't try to stop them the first time, either.

I'd like to note that the Poles were also invaded by the Soviet Union about two weeks after the Germans attacked. I'd like to see anybody defend a small, poor country in a two front war against two militarized nations with a combined population 20 or 30 times yours.


I wouldn't call a country with 40 million "small". Germany has something like 80 million. And USSR had something 200 million. So combined population was 4 times the size of Poland's. Not 20-30.

It looks like you have trouble with your math.
You must be Polish.
 
2006-06-14 08:04:39 PM
Hmm, one of the Polish players was red carded in the game.

/probably mentioned the war
 
2006-06-14 08:06:12 PM
It's no shame to lose to a team that is considered one of the best in the world.

It's a shame for said team, however, if that team fails to slaughter you by a 2+ goal margin--no matter if they're just trying to save themselves.

Hello, Sweden, I'm looking at you and your sad bork-bork faces. Nice number the T&T Soca Warriors pulled on you, eh?

WITH 10 MEN.
 
2006-06-14 08:07:07 PM
well if poland don't win against costa rica well then they're farked.
 
2006-06-14 08:08:46 PM
Frank Anthrax: And in 91'. Yup, they got stomped. It was like they were their soccer-ship had screen doors. Or their soccer helicopter had ejectable seats. Or they were actually playing hockey and drowned during spring training. Those crazy Poles.

Don't forget how it was like that trip to the sun they took at night.
 
2006-06-14 08:09:25 PM
That polish goalkeeper got more shots on him than a japanese whore at a bukkake contest.

Should have ended in a draw in my opinion but those Germans attack like bats out of hell.
 
2006-06-14 08:09:58 PM
I bet Prescott Bush funded this German machine too.
 
2006-06-14 08:11:41 PM
France surrenders.
 
2006-06-14 08:12:05 PM
Lutwidge: Hmm, one of the Polish players was red carded in the game.

/probably mentioned the war


Nope, he tried to buy a beer, but he looked younger than 29 so they carded him.

/doesn't watch soccer
 
2006-06-14 08:12:39 PM
2006-06-14 08:02:10 PM RadioactiveApe
I wouldn't call a country with 40 million "small". Germany has something like 80 million. And USSR had something 200 million. So combined population was 4 times the size of Poland's. Not 20-30.

It looks like you have trouble with your math.
You must be Polish.


using your numbers, USSR and Germany's combined 280 million would be 7 times Poland's 40.

looks like you have trouble with your math...
 
2006-06-14 08:13:11 PM
As a half-German half-Polish American, this both delights and distresses me.
 
2006-06-14 08:13:12 PM
snl.jt.orggermany 1, mini Ditka 255 da bears
 
2006-06-14 08:14:34 PM
I wonder if the Polish had their best men working on the team's strategy. Probably now, as none of the players were shot straight to the sun! Most puzzling!
 
2006-06-14 08:17:43 PM
I wonder if the Polish had their best men working on the team's strategy.

I think the Oilers hired those strategists away.

/futbol? What's that?
//needs a Stanley Cup thread
 
2006-06-14 08:17:52 PM
God, what a nerve-wracker. Chain-smoking, knocking back beer after beer, despair setting in - and that was just watching Angela Merkel in the VIP box.

Seriously though, I'm gonna phone in to complain to our football association. Deciding games in the flippin' 91st minute just isn't healthy. My heart, it are asplode.
 
2006-06-14 08:17:57 PM
hcetanul: Hello, Sweden, I'm looking at you and your sad bork-bork faces. Nice number the T&T Soca Warriors pulled on you, eh?

Strange...I was unaware Canada qualified for the WC. But they must have to afford you that level of smack talk.
 
2006-06-14 08:18:38 PM
office_despot: //needs a Stanley Cup thread

Speaking of Canada, yes, we do.
 
2006-06-14 08:20:11 PM
I blame Mościcki.
 
2006-06-14 08:22:09 PM
hcetanul

To think that Sweden edged out Israel in the qualfiers only by goal differential!

I wanted to see Israel go up against either Saudi Arabia or Iran... i know they're not in the same group... but it would have been good. Would it trigger armageddon???? Would Iran refuse to accept the reality of the Israeli team and just stand around during the match???? Anyway, it was a pipe dream that would have been great.
 
2006-06-14 08:24:27 PM
RadioactiveApe

I wouldn't call a country with 40 million "small". Germany has something like 80 million. And USSR had something 200 million. So combined population was 4 times the size of Poland's. Not 20-30.

It looks like you have trouble with your math.
You must be Polish.


Awesome. You took the current population of poland and ocmpared it to the population of russia 67 years ago. Fantastic. You might not be polish, but you are retarded

An extremely poor, peasant, mostly agricultural country with an outdated army is invaded on both sides by two military juggeranauts from industrialised nations and abandoned by its "allies"

/PS Polands military was vastly overpowered but they still fought bravely(There were about the same number of Polish military deaths in combat as American military deaths). And Polish cavelry did NOT charge tanks with horses, that was made up by nazi propaganda
 
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