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(Some Guy)   Al-Qaida names 20th hijacker from 9/11, also names Clarence as the Fifth Beatle   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 71
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2006-06-13 01:23:11 PM
This just goes to show you that the Bush administration aren't the only ones who can spread FUD around like it's beads at a mardi gras.

See? I told you that Missouai was a stool-pigeon and the Bush justice department couldn't find it's ass with both hands. Those Americans are so stoopid!
 
2006-06-13 02:04:38 PM
"al-Qaida's media arm"

Niiiiice
 
2006-06-13 02:04:39 PM
The world is going to hell in a hand basket.
 
2006-06-13 02:04:59 PM
The black beatle just died!
 
2006-06-13 02:05:44 PM
hey Zarqawi, let's kick Clarence out of al Qaeda and steal all his good ideas!
 
2006-06-13 02:05:47 PM
Fawaz al-Nasha, Fawaz al-Nasho. Ah well, Fawaz al-not-gonna-work-here-anymore.
 
2006-06-13 02:06:09 PM
She Loves You, Man.
Help Me, Man.
She's Got A Ticket To Ride And The Biatch Don't Care, Man.
 
2006-06-13 02:06:41 PM
It was the DEAD guy. Trust us.
 
2006-06-13 02:06:46 PM
Sooo... Does he get the 72 virgins instead or what? 'Cause Moussaoui sure as hell isn't gonna be getting them anytime soon.
 
2006-06-13 02:07:10 PM
Nazca: The black beatle just died!

Is the blue beatle still ok?
 
2006-06-13 02:07:13 PM
Next up on the hit parade....
 
2006-06-13 02:08:03 PM
brndnprkns


"al-Qaida's media arm"

Niiiiice


Al Jazeera?

/DNRTFA
 
2006-06-13 02:09:47 PM
is that Mr.Clarence Butterworth?
 
2006-06-13 02:10:37 PM
"Hey, Paul, let's get rid of Clarence and steal all his good ideas."
 
2006-06-13 02:11:05 PM
Another Saudi National color me surprised...
 
2006-06-13 02:11:44 PM
Was it a Democrat?
I bet it was.
 
2006-06-13 02:12:32 PM
It doesn't really matter...I don't really understand how Moussaoui can be sent to prison for life for NOT participating in the attacks anyway...either way, no matter who was the 20th, one is dead and the other is in jail for the rest of his life, and terrorism has not been stopped.
 
2006-06-13 02:12:44 PM
Most of the 19 hijackers, who flew planes into buildings in New York and Washington, were Saudi nationals.

Again, the MSM glosses over the fact 7 of the 19 were found to be alive.
http://www.whatreallyhappened..com/hijackers.html


Still, I don't see why this is being brought up now. The deed has been done, who cares if another hijacker was supposed to have shown up.
 
2006-06-13 02:13:38 PM
"...it said, indicating that Muteiri could not join the other hijackers, led by Atta, in time."

What, did he oversleep and miss his flight?


/window seat
//no pillow for me, thanks.
 
2006-06-13 02:14:57 PM
L33t Squirrel
Sooo... Does he get the 72 virgins instead or what? 'Cause Moussaoui sure as hell isn't gonna be getting them anytime soon.

No no, didnt you hear? its not virgins...its 72 Virginians
 
2006-06-13 02:15:04 PM
Utter brilliance, submitter. I remember the SNL skit, one of the best in history. Many, many b00bies for you.

Zac, Zac, he's now a buttsecks maniac...
 
2006-06-13 02:15:46 PM
I don't get it submitter, whats img.fark.com here?
 
2006-06-13 02:20:08 PM
also names Clarence Dixie as the Fifth Beatle.

/possibly worthy of /obscure
 
2006-06-13 02:20:45 PM
ravenlp
L33t Squirrel

Sooo... Does he get the 72 virgins instead or what? 'Cause Moussaoui sure as hell isn't gonna be getting them anytime soon.

No no, didnt you hear? its not virgins...its 72 Virginians

Hunh. I thought that was redneck heaven. =^.?.^=
 
2006-06-13 02:22:44 PM
Great, now we're going to have to kill everybody in the world named Turki bin Fheid al-Muteiri -- Fawaz al-Nashm.

/But only the ones with the two hypens.
 
2006-06-13 02:23:00 PM
god, bragging about burgerking towerblaster special day is so 2001
 
2006-06-13 02:23:25 PM
EvilHamster

Nope, Blue Beatle was shot in the head, just like the Lennon Beatle, but not stabbed like the Hindu Beatle.

Conspiracy?
 
2006-06-13 02:23:44 PM
Not Ironic
 
2006-06-13 02:25:53 PM
Whatthefark Again, the MSM glosses over the fact 7 of the 19 were found to be alive.
http://www.whatreallyhappened..com/hijackers.html


Really, well, I heard 15 were alive.

And I can quickly whip up a myspace page that will put the word "alive" next to theese hijackers names to prove it.
 
2006-06-13 02:26:22 PM
Not Ironic

Submitter was being ironic in his use of the Ironic tag.
 
2006-06-13 02:27:24 PM
ravenlp: No no, didnt you hear? its not virgins...its 72 Virginians

Nah, it's 72 burly guys named "Virgil".

Mind you they could be from Virginia.
 
2006-06-13 02:27:40 PM
Was it Uday or Qusay?

Come-on, there where ties to Osama I tell you, ties....
 
2006-06-13 02:29:24 PM
She love you man.
 
2006-06-13 02:30:00 PM
So was he like the last player picked for kickball?

"Ok, I pick Jimmy for my Kobar towers team"

"Oh no way! We're stuck with Fawaz!"
 
2006-06-13 02:31:34 PM
Clarence of Arabia?

/got nothin'
 
2006-06-13 02:32:37 PM
"Not Ironic"

How about paradoxical, glib, pithy or quixotic?
 
2006-06-13 02:33:43 PM
Oh there were supposed to be 20 hijackers? Oh, well good thing there were only 19. Could you imagine the damage 20 would have done?

Maybe the ironic tag is being used, because #20 couldn't carry out the plane attacks with the rest of the scumbags, because his flight was delayed that day.

.....or something
 
2006-06-13 02:35:28 PM
Cue the conspiracy nuts in 3...
 
2006-06-13 02:37:04 PM
He's full of crap - I saw The 20th Hijacker at a punk club a couple of weeks ago, and they were totally kickin...
 
2006-06-13 02:37:15 PM
Really, well, I heard 15 were alive.

And I can quickly whip up a myspace page that will put the word "alive" next to theese hijackers names to prove it.


Why go through all that trouble when you can just Lexis Nexis them. I'm sure NO ONE in the world is also coincidentally named Mohammed Atta. I bet you that in the whole entire world -- including Muslims and non-Muslims -- that there is only ONE guy with that name.

Find me an article that isn't from Sept. 2001 that says the hijackers are alive. I dare you.

/it's a dare because I know you can't
//ok, I'll make it easier -- from Sept. to Dec. 2001 in a major news outlet
 
2006-06-13 02:38:05 PM
"...and here's a picture of us when we was called 'The Clarences'"...


I LOL'd

/glof clap 4 the submitter
 
2006-06-13 02:41:01 PM
"TURKI BIN"

Bet he was kidded alot in school. If he's 20th then I'm Batman. Sorry he'd dead, would have liked to meet him. Since, I can't meet turki bin [since he's dead] can I meet osama? Anytime is good for me & I can arrange my own transportation thru my media arm [sorta like trench foot but with xtra tarter sauce.]
 
2006-06-13 02:41:31 PM
www.cise.ufl.edu

The real Fifth Beatle
 
2006-06-13 02:42:34 PM
If Bush would get his head out of his ars maybe Osama would be dead.
 
2006-06-13 02:45:39 PM
The highjackers are not alive. It turned out that it was guys with the same name. The media pissed themselves when they thought they caught the gov't in a lie. It just turns out the news didn't do proper DD.
 
2006-06-13 02:47:05 PM
"Turki bin Fheid al-Muteiri -- Fawaz al-Nashmi"...
Do you have to buy two tickets for that name?
 
2006-06-13 02:48:17 PM
Was it Houz bin Farteen? I DRFA.
 
2006-06-13 02:48:24 PM
LandOfChocolate

I don't get it submitter, whats ironic here?


Because you wouldn't expect Clarence to actually have been a beatle. And you wouldn't expect to die tommorrow; just like John David Stutts.


/Didja see what I did there?
//Mixed two classic SNL skits
///all we need to do is dress Eddie Murphy up as a white man and we'll have the "when SNL was funny" trifecta.
 
2006-06-13 02:48:40 PM
If AL Q say its true, must be true. Of course ya gotta believe them over our gov... right?
 
2006-06-13 02:49:27 PM
yo wee correct

mwierm

Osama is dead dummie
 
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