What is it about this little angry woman? She does nothing for me

Boy are THEY barking up the wrong tree.

That's because "dad" answered the phone and took the survey and not "junior."

Luring one of the architects of America's downfall into your elaborate deathtrap is hardly the same as wanting to seduce someone...

Wouldn't it be sweet to eat rice with Rice though?

Who'd they survey? Republican senators?


/that gap between her teeth really does it for me.

Let's see. Condi is confident, charming, witty, intelligent, loves sports and not at all unattractive. Not to mention one of the most powerful women in the world.

If the question were who I would like to spend a week on a secluded island in the southern Caribbean drinking rum punch and dancing to the steel drum? Well, that might be a different story. Or maybe not.

You guys are basing your judgements on these nasty wire service photos, which simply don't do the woman justice.

I have a recurring pleasant little daydream in which she plays a selection of Mozart piano sonatas. Dressed in a clingy light blue silk dress, her shape is shown to its full advantage. The candlelight seems amplified where it reflects off the bare skin of her shoulders. Her scent is floral with a hint of hot spice lurking at the very edge of detection. As she finishes the final stanza, she rises from the piano bench and takes the glass of wine I offer her, and as our fingertips touch...

OK from there, it's pretty much a remake of "Backroads #4", but you get the idea.

I bet she is tightest.

Anyway, if it ISN'T about sex, I would rather sit with her.

STEVIE WONDER THREAD

Diogenes: Well, the conversation would be better with Condi. But still...?


I doubt it, most of these guys probably have never heard her speak for any length of time.

She spoke at my college graduation in 1999. She was an asshat then.

Hell yeah I'd pick her over Julia, Jennifer, or Jessica. Condie is incredibly smart and it would be make for fascinating dinner conversation. Her IQ is at least 3 times the IQ of all the others combined.

Now if you ask me who I'd like to fark?

Old_Chief_Scott: OK from there, it's pretty much a remake of "Backroads #4", but you get the idea.


I thought only the President got to do her in the pooper....

Oh, daydream right, sorry.

friendinpa: Let's see. Condi is confident,

Ok.
charming,

Sure.

witty,

Well, I'm not sure, but we'll say she is.

intelligent,

Definitely.

loves sports

Yes.

and not at all unattractive.

You lost me.

Nope, sorry hets, you're gonna have to keep Condi, Richard Simmons, and Tom Cruise. We're still recovering from Rosie O'Donnell.

I thought she was a lesbian.

/no, seriously

Old_Chief_Scott

I hate typing this, but your post compells me....

/LOL

Well, none of them will probably sleep with me anyway, so the conversation should at least be good. Julia Roberts annoys the hell out of me, Aniston is hot but from interviews I've seen of her I can see myself getting annoyed with her as well, and Simpson is damn hot but too damn stupid. So yeah, I'd have to go with Condi too.

Throw Salma Hayek into that list, and Condi's gonna have to find another date! I don't care if Salma's smart or dumb... it would be worth it to fawn hopelessly over her for an hour or two. :)

So I'm not the only one that thinks Condi's hawt?

Hell No. Hell No. Hell No.

I'll take the other 3 in my bed please. Condoleeza Rice can watch but she has to pay $1000.

Old_Chief_Scott: As she finishes the final stanza, she rises from the piano bench and takes the glass of wine I offer her, and as our fingertips touch...

I donkey punch her. She is delighted by this offering I have given her and...

Put Keely Hazel on that list and ask me again.

What? I find powerful women attractive.

What's wrong with find power attractive in a woman?

I'd vote for her over the others only because I have more desire to choke her to death.

I call utter farking bullshiat to the Nth degree on this.

Bullshiatter

Can you imagine a woman with Aniston's b00bies, Simpson's legs & ass, Julia's face/smile and personality, and Condi's intellect?


Nope

LMAO, I'm gonna go ahead and call shinnanigens on that!

/Shinanegans?
//Shinannegans?

...I'd do it so I could videotape the wild buttsecks I'd have with her later, then use it to blackmail her.

What was the farking sample group for this survey?

Theaetetus

Could be worse... It could be Julia's boobies, Aniston's legs & ass, Condi's face/smile and personality, and Simpson's intellect.

/shudder

Ashlee Simpson?

Yeah Condi is smarter than the other three no doubt, but I can't picture dining with her, cause all she would be spouting would be Rove's Talking Points for the week.

I lose respect for anyone (politician or not) who can't speak for themselves.

Here's one for the smart girls.

You combine the small number of men who find "power" sexy, with the large number of men who want to give Condi a cockpunch, and there you go.

Needs to be repeated and in bold. Thank you Gecko Gingrich

Condi's at the top of my list, because of the great dinner conversation.

First question:
How in God's name can you live with yourself, after warning Willie Brown not to fly on 9-11?

/And that's just for starters.

Just for the chance to poison her wine...

Anyone else here ever see the film "The Last Supper"?

I got this call in the survey. I was confused though. I thought they asked if I would "order cheese and rice at a party with Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson."
I thought, "what the hell, rice might be nice at a party" and said yes.

/my bad

That's racist!

"Win a date with Condi Rice, and you too might be warned in time if terrorists should strike. " -Willie Brown

/no wonder so many people are picking Condi over Julia Roberts
//sickening

I'm more interested in international politics than I am in pop music, chick flicks, sitcoms, or celebrity-hounding in general, so I'd agree with the survey. I'd also wager that she's probably less narcissistic than your average celebrity entertainer, and therefore significantly less likely to irritate me with implicit requests for adulation.