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(Tallahassee.com)		Airport bomb scare triggered by tupelo honey, butt rub and an oyster shell. MacGyver wanted for questioning (tallahassee.com)		49
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Peaceboy		2006-06-13 12:49:46 AM

Plus, all the tea in China in a big brown bag.

Some geezers'll get it.

RockIsDead		2006-06-13 03:25:18 AM

Men with insight, men in granite?

crypt0z0ic		2006-06-13 03:27:32 AM

"Butt Rub" - a combination of barbecue spices - was in a package.

I might have to side with the airport security on this one; I've been known to release some fairly toxic gas after eating foods with such ingredients.

desolationrow		2006-06-13 03:29:15 AM

He said he picked up the oyster shell after he stopped on a highway.

Bomber or not, the dude's evil for causing the events that led to that crazy article being written.

RottNDude		2006-06-13 03:43:10 AM

MacEnvy		2006-06-13 03:46:27 AM

Nice headline - extra points for spelling MacGyver correctly!

/RDA fan
//SG-1!!!

JohnnyC		2006-06-13 03:46:35 AM

Yeah... So ummm... hahah we have so lost the war on terror when a jar of honey, a package of spices, and a sea shell scares us into thinking we need to evacuate an entire airport.

Seriously... I'm not much interested in being blown up either, but our country seems to be jumping every time it sees it's own shadow!

Mithraic_bullshiat		2006-06-13 03:51:33 AM

Byron's Butt Rub?
I cannot recall it.
//http://englishhistory.net/byron/contents.html

BudDwyer		2006-06-13 03:59:43 AM

She's an angel of the first degree.

Tim_the_Wizard		2006-06-13 04:03:34 AM

She's as sweet as......

Mithraic_bullshiat		2006-06-13 04:03:58 AM

I lived, I loved, I quaffed like thee;
I died: let earth my bones resign:
Fill up -thou canst not injure me;
The worm hath fouler lips than thine.

&Call Byron's Butt Rub for a good time...

mrexcess		2006-06-13 04:04:04 AM

/first GIS result for "butt rub"
//surprisingly enough

mrexcess		2006-06-13 04:05:12 AM

Also, can't believe I'm the first to ask what the sea shells are for...

JohnnyC		2006-06-13 04:07:26 AM

I like a good butt rub too.

Mithraic_bullshiat		2006-06-13 04:21:11 AM

No, that was "Lines Inscribed Upon a Cup Formed From a Skull", not "Bomb Scare Triggered Upon a Suitcase Full of Sweetness, a Seashell,and Byron's Butt Rub"

/That one scans for shiat.

crypt0z0ic		2006-06-13 04:29:06 AM

From what I've read in the biographies, Byron liked to have his butt rubbed also.

Mithraic_bullshiat		2006-06-13 04:32:17 AM

Yes, indeed, but can you quote his epic poem, "Butt Rub"?

bender_the_offender		2006-06-13 06:18:47 AM

<IMG SRC="http://ryantaylor.techdigital.net/uploaded_images/woo-wooo-739904.jpg">

/ obvious

WolfinPHX		2006-06-13 06:33:08 AM

Don't they line the sides of the roads with oyster shells in some states back east?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2006-06-13 06:53:28 AM

It if was Anal Lube then it would be embarrassing...

mrexcess [TotalFark]

Also, can't believe I'm the first to ask what the sea shells are for...

To sell on the sea shore?

Wankel13b		2006-06-13 07:01:15 AM

mrexcess doesn't know how to use the shells.

reed		2006-06-13 07:24:51 AM

tupelo is really good honey...grew up in that neck-o-the-woods.

a lot of the roads are lined with oyster shells down by eastpoint.

nudave		2006-06-13 07:45:21 AM

Peaceboy: Some geezers'll get it.

I'm 24, and I sing that song so often that my g/f bought be tupelo honey as part of my birthday gift last year.

nudave		2006-06-13 07:46:04 AM

also, by the age of 24, you'd think I could spell the word "me".

PootieTang		2006-06-13 07:53:53 AM

There really is tupelo honey? I thought he just made that shiat up.

Thespis377		2006-06-13 08:05:14 AM

Yeah, the honey is made by bees who get nectar from the Tupelo Gum Tree. The Tupelo Gum is very widespread in the South, but I think the term, Tupelo Honey, is really only used by bee keepers in Florida.

/from Tupelo, MS

icon0fs1n		2006-06-13 08:15:03 AM

mrexcess Also, can't believe I'm the first to ask what the sea shells are for...

Maybe he got sick of using toilet paper?

/too obscure?
//forget the seashells.. I'll be right back.

TheYeti		2006-06-13 08:21:15 AM

Apalachicola = Boss Oyster House = Oyster Shooters = YUM!

Damn, once in a while I do miss Florida.

Atomic_Cockroach		2006-06-13 08:30:41 AM

That explains why I never heard an earth-shattering Kaboom yesterday.

/Works a few miles from that airport
//Heard about the "bomb scare" on the way into work.

Mitochondrial Eve		2006-06-13 08:45:12 AM

you murricans scare me sometimes.

danlpoon		2006-06-13 08:50:22 AM

I wanted to submit this with a less funny headline but I didn't have time.

kentriccubed		2006-06-13 08:56:09 AM

Wow, that is one of my favorite Van Morrison albums. Kudos!

danlpoon		2006-06-13 09:07:40 AM

The Tallahassee Municipal Airport is the most efficient and well run airport in Tallahassee.

Lawdude		2006-06-13 09:14:45 AM

It is never referred to as "your" vibrator, rather as "the" vibrator

Clold		2006-06-13 09:16:02 AM

icon0fs1n

*golf clap*

jimmicritter		2006-06-13 09:39:24 AM

I knew it was honey yesterday afternoon... just couldn't find an article online w/it...

/grama flys to PA without honey 1 day delayed...
//works 2 miles from terrorist oysters

icy_one		2006-06-13 09:43:24 AM

Bub Rub? The whistles go woooooooooooooooooo

samureiser		2006-06-13 10:03:50 AM

Submitter's headline for the win!

MBooda		2006-06-13 10:11:36 AM

No snails though huh?
www.murphsplace.com

NoleFarker		2006-06-13 10:13:41 AM

TheYeti

All hail the power that is Boss Oyster.

Chilton		2006-06-13 10:17:59 AM

The Simpsons' ep with Richard Dean Anderson was entirely inspired.

And when is Fark going to fix its CSS?

Ooops		2006-06-13 10:37:26 AM

Boss Oyster is the shiat!

/Best oysters in the world!

//Damn good fried oyster po boy too.

Rapmaster2000		2006-06-13 10:38:21 AM

Rhino Blaster		2006-06-13 10:44:02 AM

lol we sell bad byron's butt rub where i work. pig in that picture is disturbing.

Rhino Blaster		2006-06-13 10:47:18 AM

apparently they make peanuts too...interesting

/yes i've actually been looking around on buttrub.com
//hangs head in shame

ZekeMacNeil		2006-06-13 12:10:03 PM

Thought they were talking about this:

pics.drugstore.com

ickyelf		2006-06-13 12:18:14 PM

A little Bubb Rubb makes everything better.

/whistles go woo

erewhon		2006-06-13 12:41:13 PM

PootieTang: There really is tupelo honey? I thought he just made that shiat up.

Oh, yeah. Tupelo honey has a very distinctive flavor. It costs more and can be tough to find. A lot of southeastern honey has some tupelo in it, but pure tupelo honey is a gem.