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2006-06-11 04:41:17 PM  
As the face gets bigger, the nose gets smaller.

Creepy.
 
2006-06-11 05:28:37 PM  
I think one more rev, and he'll look exactly like Tori Spelling.
 
2006-06-11 05:44:23 PM  
...complete with creepy background music. WTF is up with that?
 
2006-06-11 06:07:43 PM  
Okay, the last few faces have really creeped me out. I think I'm developing a case of the jibblies.
 
2006-06-11 06:18:04 PM  
They shoulda added the years/age for good measure.
 
2006-06-11 06:57:54 PM  
This should have a img.fark.com tag.
 
2006-06-11 07:15:30 PM  
Scary would be more accurate. Especially for the kiddies.
 
2006-06-11 07:35:42 PM  
There was a TV show a few years ago called Michael Jackson's Face. they did some digital ageing of a Jackson 5 era MJ to speculate what he would have looked like now had he not become the surgery addicted ghostface we know and fear. He would have been really handsome. Sad.
 
2006-06-11 07:59:42 PM  
It reminds me of a decomposing corpse.

God that's horrible.
 
2006-06-11 08:21:52 PM  
old stuff
 
2006-06-11 08:22:23 PM  
OMG!!! Kill it with fire!!!!
 
2006-06-11 08:24:13 PM  
Are we sure the MJ of today is even the same MJ of the 70s and early 80s???
 
2006-06-11 08:25:21 PM  
He's a ringwraith!
 
2006-06-11 08:25:47 PM  
i'm pretty creeped out by that, here's some eye bleach if anyone else feels like they need some.

www.dafloppmeistah.com
*whew* much better.
 
2006-06-11 08:26:15 PM  
www.diald.com

There, something to clean your eyes out with.
 
2006-06-11 08:27:28 PM  
Scary
 
2006-06-11 08:28:03 PM  
thats just sad

look what you Americans did to him
 
2006-06-11 08:28:47 PM  
2006-06-11 08:25:47 PM good ole flopp

Damn you! So close. Ah well, they'll need both after the cheney thread.
 
2006-06-11 08:28:56 PM  
be careful castufari, mods are kinda aggressive about nsfw content...
 
2006-06-11 08:29:03 PM  
heheheh. gross.
 
2006-06-11 08:30:32 PM  
We need both for this thread, castufari.
 
2006-06-11 08:30:46 PM  
It is nothing short of a damn shame that Michael Jackson will be remembered in history as the freak that he is today, rather than the musical god that he once was.
 
2006-06-11 08:31:55 PM  
Hes turning Japanese


/I really think so
//obscure?
 
2006-06-11 08:33:15 PM  
I'd hit it... if I was 10. Not really.
 
2006-06-11 08:35:58 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: /I really think so
//obscure?


That is easily the least obscure reference that I have ever seen (ending with "/obscure?")

So no. No it's not. wierdo.
 
2006-06-11 08:36:00 PM  
Did any one else get a link above the MJ video to meet hot dwarf chicks?

/not that there is anything wrong with that
//is there?
///can you ask two questions in slashies?
 
2006-06-11 08:36:11 PM  
Some people just have to much money for their own good.
 
2006-06-11 08:37:15 PM  
I FARKING HATE websites with black background and white (or other light color) text. That's it.

/sorry
 
2006-06-11 08:37:34 PM  
Ew
 
2006-06-11 08:37:34 PM  
ewww, ewww, ewww
 
2006-06-11 08:37:59 PM  
Michael Jackson died in the early eighties. Thats just his zombified embalmed corpse walking around. Only sex with young boys stems his irresistible craving for brains, go figure.
 
2006-06-11 08:38:16 PM  
ZoeNekros


well i wasnt sure, i once made a married with children reference that no one got so now i take no chances

/not on the intraweb
//weirdo
///im rubber your glue
////slashie
 
2006-06-11 08:38:36 PM  
Hooray for boobies! The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems...
 
2006-06-11 08:38:41 PM  
I would like to narrow down good ole flopp's comment to one candidate:

i5.tinypic.com

Thank you.

/loves the redheads
 
2006-06-11 08:38:58 PM  
I wonder what he thinks he looks like. As he kept paying doctors to tweak the structure and color of his face, he must have thought he was coming ever closer to some ideal image of himself. Or did he?

The surgery was within the realm of the normal until that radical change when his nose became very narrow and his skin became very white. It happened all at once. Did he see it as the same disaster as we do? Did he come out of that last operation horrified at what the doctors had done? Or in his mind, is that really what he wanted?

My guess is that the last operation was a medical catastrophe and didn't come out the way it was supposed to, and he knows it, but too much damange has been done and there isn't enough left to repair.
 
2006-06-11 08:39:50 PM  
xltech, christer...JINX!
 
2006-06-11 08:41:09 PM  
Cool! George Romero has a new movie coming out!

/uh, that WAS a movie trailer, right?
 
2006-06-11 08:41:56 PM  
Let the nightmares commence! I am really creeped out now.
 
2006-06-11 08:42:58 PM  

I just watched the "Billie Jean" video on YouTube yesterday, and was wondering if he'd have to change the lyrics nowadays.


"Macauley Caulkin was not my lover, he's just a boy who claimed that I was the one, but his brother was much more fun. Nanana nana WHOOOO !"

 
2006-06-11 08:43:26 PM  
I yea he is a black man.
 
2006-06-11 08:45:46 PM  
I can remember when he was black.

/feels old now
//ok, not just now.
///last few years.
 
2006-06-11 08:45:56 PM  
It is nothing short of a damn shame that Michael Jackson will be remembered in history as the freak that he is today, rather than the musical god that he once was.

When was he a musical god? When he was a sequined disco queen or when he was singing tender love songs to rats?
 
2006-06-11 08:46:49 PM  
Uhhhhh.... whoa.
 
2006-06-11 08:51:10 PM  
good ole flopp: *whew* much better.

thank you, and who be they?
 
2006-06-11 08:51:48 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: "well i wasnt sure, i once made a married with children reference that no one got so now i take no chances"

If it wasn't about Christina Applegate then a Married with Children reference would just be...sad...

BTW, hope you get your SHIFT key fixed soon.

/mmmmmmm...that feels much betta
 
2006-06-11 08:52:56 PM  
ZoeNekros: That is easily the least obscure reference that I have ever seen (ending with "/obscure?")

So no. No it's not. wierdo.


DARTH JACKSON: If only you knew the power of plastic surgery. The Child Protection Agency never told you what happened to your father.
BLANKET [hanging from balcony]: They told me enough! They told me you killed him!
DARTH JACKSON: No. I am your father.
BLANKET: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

/obscure?
 
2006-06-11 08:53:17 PM  
wow that was farking creepy


/need some more eye wash over here
 
2006-06-11 08:53:34 PM  
What a freak.

/that is all
 
2006-06-11 08:53:57 PM  
thats some farked up shiat right there.
 
2006-06-11 08:54:55 PM  
Mothers: do not show that video to your children.
 
2006-06-11 08:55:30 PM  
2006-06-11 08:28:03 PM thatguyfred
thats just sad
look what you Americans did to him


WTF?
 
2006-06-11 08:59:05 PM  
MtLebanonBalogna


when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark, do you capitialize your verbal discussions



/if so how?
//it was about Kelly
 
2006-06-11 08:59:20 PM  
The face morph continues >> marshmallow w/eyes >> marshmallow burning >> black cinder >> charcoal.....
 
2006-06-11 09:00:18 PM  
All your base is more current than that MJ morphing thing.
 
2006-06-11 09:01:31 PM  
bloody yanks.
 
2006-06-11 09:04:29 PM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nowineedmoretherapyandsomeonewasofferingbleachohgodmyeyesmyeyeswhimperwhimperp leasekillhimnowpleasepleaseplease
 
2006-06-11 09:05:41 PM  
MonkeyVegetables
when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark, do you capitialize your verbal discussions

when discussing the polish


/obscure?
 
2006-06-11 09:05:52 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: MtLebanonBalogna

when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark


More's the pity...

do you capitialize your verbal discussions

Yeah, I'm old-fashioned that way. And I use question marks and them other grammatical things, too.

So, now I shall cinch my silk robe a tad tighter, partake of my nightly swig of Serutan, and toddle off to Slumberland.

Nighty-night.
 
2006-06-11 09:05:59 PM  
potato_chip_eating_geek: bloody yanks.

/That sounds painful.
 
2006-06-11 09:07:35 PM  
Tragic.

If you think that's bad, think about what he must look like on the inside to do that to himself.
 
2006-06-11 09:09:55 PM  
That's just sad that someone is that farked up to think they were so hideous to do that to themself.

Sad, sad, sad.
 
2006-06-11 09:11:55 PM  
everyone knows michael jackson was kidnapped by aliens trying to take over the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8BxOColV28
 
2006-06-11 09:16:42 PM  
Yeah, its old...but its still hella creepy.

Seeing how much of a mess the outside is, makes me wonder what kind of mess the guy *inside* is like...
 
2006-06-11 09:19:23 PM  
keep in mind, he's only had one nose job. the rest is just maturity.
 
2006-06-11 09:26:22 PM  
2006-06-11 09:05:59 PM agent bucwyld
potato_chip_eating_geek: bloody yanks.
/That sounds painful.


Golf clap!
 
2006-06-11 09:31:47 PM  
With breast implants he'll look just like his sister.

Which is what he wants, isn't it? He carved any masculinity away years ago.
 
2006-06-11 09:34:48 PM  
TeddyBallGame: I FARKING HATE websites with black background and white (or other light color) text. That's it.

Why? Its much much much better for your eyes. White background is like staring at a lightbulb all day. I wish there were a color inversion estension for firefox.
 
2006-06-11 09:35:19 PM  
Didn't RTFA ... I feel blessed.

good ole flopp and bless you for that picture. I spent a long time trying to, you know, pick the "right" one. Never could decide.
 
2006-06-11 09:35:20 PM  
safeinsane:

I would like to narrow down good ole flopp's comment to one candidate


That's the one I keyed in on too.
 
2006-06-11 09:35:38 PM  
facework
If you think that's bad, think about what he must look like on the inside to do that to himself.

Whoa. Deep!
 
2006-06-11 09:36:01 PM  
Not only was that creepy, but I think I saw the child catcher in there too.

/not a choochie face
//not his
 
2006-06-11 09:36:11 PM  
castufari: There, something to clean your eyes out with.


Thank You!!
 
2006-06-11 09:36:50 PM  
did anyone else notice how much the ears varied as well... thats just creepy
 
2006-06-11 09:42:47 PM  
Check out the EYES: so much colder, deader, meaner
 
2006-06-11 09:45:03 PM  
Yep, no doubt about it. Jacko done been kidnapped by a UFO and turned into one o' them SPACE ALIEN MUTANTS!

Oh, and thanks for the eye bleach, flopp!
And safeinsane, I personally prefer the redhead just behind and to the right of yours! :o)
 
2006-06-11 09:47:15 PM  
Dang... I'm gonna have to look at TFA just to see how bad it is ... kinda like smelling limburger cheese: you just can't believe how bad it smells.... so you take another sniff just for confirmation.
 
2006-06-11 09:48:12 PM  
I'm not easily creeped out but that one did give me the jibblies as well.

Genius always seems closely related to madness and the guy was an incredibly talented musician and performer.

He and Tom Cruise are alot alike. So much talent and charisma but when they reached the point where they were so famous that no one would tell them NO anymore they let their dogs off the leash. Tom went off the deep end into a religious cult and MJ started proffesional self mutilation and pedophilia.

AT leat Tom isn't doing anything illegal.
 
2006-06-11 09:48:23 PM  
Bleh, too many people watching it, it's all funny colored.
 
2006-06-11 09:51:15 PM  
It's The Clowning!

"I wanna rock your body ('til the break of dawn)"
 
2006-06-11 09:53:45 PM  
I liked him better when he was black. Have you noticed that as he got whiter and a weirder looking, his music got lamer? Not trying to be racist here, no... it's more of a comment on his lack of mental health and how that's affected both his appearance & talent. Meh. Bring back "Off The Wall"
 
2006-06-11 09:55:20 PM  
Digitalstrange: Interesting observation. I'm with ya there.
 
2006-06-11 09:56:17 PM  
Electrify: Are we sure the MJ of today is even the same MJ of the 70s and early 80s???

Could it be?
 
2006-06-11 09:56:41 PM  
www.forartist.comwww.forartist.comwww.forartist.com

MJ aging w/o plastic surgery
 
2006-06-11 09:59:13 PM  
Needs more Yakety Sax in the background.
 
2006-06-11 10:02:59 PM  
Instead of that creepy music, they should have played the Benny Hill music.
 
2006-06-11 10:10:08 PM  
Headline also could have been -- Scariest thing you'll see this week. *shudders*
 
2006-06-11 10:19:34 PM  
This is like 3-4 years old already? At least!

Jeez

What's next, the farking hamster dance page?
 
2006-06-11 10:20:11 PM  
...new keyboard please! I'll be laughing about that until my geriatric mind sets me free!
 
2006-06-11 10:25:10 PM  
Alien 1 ~ How were we going to take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyways?
Alien 2 ~ Damnit Damnit Damnit!!!!
(Robot Chicken)
 
2006-06-11 10:26:20 PM  
What a waste of a perfectly good black child. Sad.
 
2006-06-11 10:28:25 PM  
The lipstick and the Aphex-esque smiles are what creeps me out.
 
2006-06-11 10:34:09 PM  
www.entertainment-news.orgwww.brownsteins.net
 
2006-06-11 10:41:56 PM  
The last image should have been Golem's face. It is the next logical step in his evolution.

/de-evolution?
 
2006-06-11 10:42:05 PM  
Christ on a stick!

His head gets *narrower*!!!!

I mean... you can't do that with plastic surgery!!

Just... yikes!
 
2006-06-11 10:45:04 PM  
Proof positive that money is incapable of providing character.


"IF I WAS RICH"

1. My kids would help prepare every meal, only get to choose 1 meal a week

2. Do all the dishes(even those of the staff{dishwasher of course}), clean their own rooms, bathrooms.

3. Would attend public school (Im not THAT stupid, they would get the best teachers at home as well)

4. They will inherit NOTHING until they are 40 years old, and know it full well.
 
2006-06-11 10:45:56 PM  
i5.tinypic.com
 
2006-06-11 10:46:48 PM  
John Steward said this about Hilary Clinton's icy glare, but I think it also fits quite nicely considering MJ's contenance..

"That, ladies and gentlemen, is where boners go to die."
 
2006-06-11 10:52:33 PM  
I kept expecting it to be one of those horrible-scream-and-corpse-picture trick videos at the end.
 
2006-06-11 10:56:01 PM  
Detry. WTF are you talking about.
 
2006-06-11 11:06:07 PM  
MJ's tunes still rock.

/somebody had to say it.
//face is still creepy.
 
2006-06-11 11:10:41 PM  
Adremelech
It is nothing short of a damn shame that Michael Jackson will be remembered in history as the freak that he is today, rather than the musical god that he once was.


Too true. But damn is that face scary.
 
2006-06-11 11:11:50 PM  
slav

That this asshat of a human has never, and will never, have character.

The privelage, isolation, and "abuse" afforded this farker has led him to have a truly distorted version of reality.

Granted, the level of his celebrity would of made it nearly impossible to send him to public school. But they should of sent him to private schoool, where he would have to actually deal with the opinions of his peers whether it be good or ill. Wedgies, handjobs n' all.

WTF im talking about is when you isolate your children, they turn out to be alien freaks.
 
2006-06-11 11:15:06 PM  
I was a kid in the eighties, and it is sad. Michael Jackson was a god growing up. He was the shiat to kids of all ages and race. Nothing was cooler then Michael Jackson with his one glove and dancing. It's so sad this is how he will be remembered.
 
2006-06-11 11:17:17 PM  
ZoeNekros


MonkeyVegetables: /I really think so
//obscure?

That is easily the least obscure reference that I have ever seen (ending with "/obscure?")

So no. No it's not. wierdo.


In any case, I'd hit it!

/obscure?
 
2006-06-11 11:19:20 PM  
Neighbor_John

It is nothing short of a damn shame that Michael Jackson will be remembered in history as the freak that he is today, rather than the musical god that he once was.

When was he a musical god? When he was a sequined disco queen or when he was singing tender love songs to rats?


Got it in one, Neighbor_John!

/"musical god"...heh
 
2006-06-11 11:24:54 PM  
B4B

I used to be a huge fan.. had his posters on the wall.

I really find it hard to understand how you can command such musical confidence, competence, and arrogance, and yet be emotionally retarded.

Yet, there it is.
 
2006-06-11 11:32:46 PM  
Having watched the morph......

Aaaaah! Aaaahhh! Aaaahhhh!

Damn, he's an ugly 'tard! The color shift is painful, the nose movement is bizarre and the resulting mental damage is apparent.

Thanks for the eye bleach, though...
 
2006-06-11 11:36:36 PM  
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Its like watching the dudes face melt in Raiders of the lost Ark.
 
2006-06-11 11:57:30 PM  
The guy made some great music, and he invented the moon walk. Gotta give at least some respect regardless of how freakish he is today.

/still thinks Thriller is a great song
 
2006-06-12 12:02:05 AM  
I seem to remember reading speculation he was trying to look like a famous singer actress he admired. Diana Ross perhaps?

All I know is, something went horribly wrong. I mean, if Oprah interviews you and can't give your publicity a positive spin, you're pretty much farked.

/"He's the only poor black kid from Indiana who I've seen grow up and become a rich old white woman who used to live in Santa Barbara."
//Not my joke.
 
2006-06-12 12:02:33 AM  
The progression of his eyes is very sad.
 
2006-06-12 12:04:53 AM  
Jackson never deserved respect, all his success was bought. Nothing but a trick voice and slurpy, predigested beats for that crotch-grabbing kiddy-fiddler.
 
2006-06-12 12:05:04 AM  
I recently read that he bleached his skin because he was afflicted with vitiligo. (google it)

If its true, then this guy's problems could have started there. How messed up must it be to have your body fark up on you in obvious ways?
 
2006-06-12 12:07:52 AM  
while interesting, it's still shiat.

There's all types of compromises with that thing, i mean christ, a person's ears don't dissapear and melt inside a head.

the eyes/nose/mouth/everything else doesn't transition like that either.
 
2006-06-12 12:12:07 AM  
abclocal.go.com

After undergoing multiple plastic surgeries, Michael Jackson looks much scarier than he did as a child.

And I hear Rosie O'Donnell might be gay.
 
2006-06-12 12:16:34 AM  
A NOTE ON MR. JACKSON'S SKIN COLORATION

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo

/yes kids , it actually is real
//not that that explains the surgery
///damn that's creepy
 
2006-06-12 12:45:14 AM  
lord_spap-oop:

Jackson never deserved respect, all his success was bought. Nothing but a trick voice and slurpy, predigested beats for that crotch-grabbing kiddy-fiddler.

Glad I'm not the only one.

His shiat was nothing more than sugar pop for teeny-boppers. Ever.
 
2006-06-12 12:54:06 AM  
Unavailable for comment...

img131.imageshack.us
 
2006-06-12 01:11:10 AM  
lord_spap-oop

Jackson never deserved respect, all his success was bought. Nothing but a trick voice and slurpy, predigested beats for that crotch-grabbing kiddy-fiddler.


Come on, that is lame.

Breakdancing was a revolution by itself. And, before that the Jackson 5 which was teeny-bop music but after that his solo stuff was big-time pop music.

Though it seems hard to believe now, MJ at the height of his powers has a force.
 
2006-06-12 01:13:49 AM  
I think the reason for the gathering in the first eyebleach photo is a reunion for plastic surgery patients, which fits in this thread.
 
2006-06-12 01:25:13 AM  
Redsrevenge

A NOTE ON MR. JACKSON'S SKIN COLORATION

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo

/yes kids , it actually is real
//not that that explains the surgery
///damn that's creepy


Because if it's on Wikipedia, it's gotta be true...
 
2006-06-12 01:35:07 AM  
He will remain one of my favourite dancers/singers of all time. It's just such a shame he became messed up (although I do believe he was innocent of molestation charges)It sort of reminds me of that article I read on the porn star who had a plastic surgery addiction and eventually it got to the point where doctors would refuse to do anymore, so she had to sleep with crooked plastic surgeons to get more and more until it killed her.
 
2006-06-12 02:53:24 AM  
navidsonrecord
That's damned funny. They could rework the clip to have the various fleshy permutations of Michael Jacksons chasing little boys around in double-time.
/thanks, now I've got the Benny Hill song stuck in my head.
 
2006-06-12 02:58:38 AM  
stupak: I think one more rev, and he'll look exactly like Tori Spelling.

Lol, you owe me a keyboard! I was thinking the same thing - he's already got the dead fish expression, just needs to bleach out those locks.
 
2006-06-12 03:05:47 AM  
Oh, and PhoenixSpirit001, since you said essentially the same thing just seconds before navidsonrecord you deserve the laughter; it is by far geekier, and thus funnier, that you know the Benny Hill theme is called "Yakety Sax". I myself had forgotten this important titbit.

/101st Monkey Airborne
 
2006-06-12 03:06:21 AM  
cowsgoquack: Redsrevenge

A NOTE ON MR. JACKSON'S SKIN COLORATION

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo

/yes kids , it actually is real
//not that that explains the surgery
///damn that's creepy

Because if it's on Wikipedia, it's gotta be true...


Vitiligo is a real disease. I know. Someone in my immediate family has been afflicted with it for decades now. I knew about it even before then (being a well-read kid at the time).
 
2006-06-12 03:10:39 AM  
Because if it's on Wikipedia, it's gotta be true...


Actually, I have it myself, with some people, it's a general lightening of the skin, but with most, as with myself, it's patches, they tend to appear around joints like the elbows, knees and follow the spine down the back. (there used to be a line that ran from the back of my neck to the top of my ass that was white) It doesn't hurt unless you get it sunburnt, I don't spend alot of time outside, though, so it's not really noticable on me anymore, but if I were to do so, or go tanning, they'd be very visible. I got it after receiving a rabies shot, it freaked out my immune system and the vitiligo developed. The patches, however, have gotten smaller as I've grown older, most of what was on my back is gone, but I still have the elbow, knee and finger/toe patches as well as around my eyes and mouth. It doesn't affect my hair, though, my facial hair grows in dark and the hair on my head is normal in color.

So, yes, it IS real.
 
2006-06-12 03:18:10 AM  
I'm dissapointed...

All these comments and no one has bothered asking any questions about the cute girl in the bar next to the ads.

i42.photobucket.com
Who the hel is she, and why haven't I seen her before?

You may now continue your regularly scheduled thread.
 
2006-06-12 03:45:54 AM  
corvuspdx

It's the bouncy boobies girl (slightly NSFW). I don't know her name.
 
2006-06-12 04:12:10 AM  
In 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' there was a character called "The Child Catcher."

Michael Jackson seems to have been aiming for that look.
 
2006-06-12 04:20:13 AM  
DPhrygian
It's the bouncy boobies girl (slightly NSFW). I don't know her name.

Droooool....

Must... have... MORE...
 
2006-06-12 04:59:15 AM  
Found her. WOOT!

i42.photobucket.com
(Pops)
 
2006-06-12 05:23:17 AM  
OOOPS!!
LINK IS NSFW!!!
 
2006-06-12 05:52:18 AM  
litespeed74 wins the thread
 
2006-06-12 06:00:41 AM  
Fark, that was really creepy.

safeinsane: I would like to narrow down good ole flopp's comment to one candidate:

i5.tinypic.com

Thank you.

/loves the redheads



Thank you for the cropped picture. I too love the redheads and it certainly helped was my eyes out to see that hotness.
 
2006-06-12 06:16:03 AM  
It's okay, everyone, I have the riddle solved: Michael Jackson is Voldemort!
 
2006-06-12 09:41:26 AM  
Indeed, safeinsane. My eyes were immediately drawn to her.

Good call - and thanks for saving my eyesight!
 
2006-06-12 09:55:22 AM  
OMFG image morphing technology is teh kewlness!!!
 
2006-06-12 09:56:46 AM  
me no likey.
 
2006-06-12 11:23:56 AM  
NanashiKnight: He will remain one of my favourite dancers/singers of all time. It's just such a shame he became messed up (although I do believe he was innocent of molestation charges)It sort of reminds me of that article I read on the porn star who had a plastic surgery addiction and eventually it got to the point where doctors would refuse to do anymore, so she had to sleep with crooked plastic surgeons to get more and more until it killed her.

I kind of do too. My father is a social worker who's dealt with lots of crazy people and his opinion is that Jackson is asexual. I can see where he's coming from, but the other side of me thinks no sane person would put themselves in the posititions he did unless he was up to something.
 
2006-06-12 11:24:12 AM  
I saw this a couple years ago. They have robbed this from www.stileproject.com and didn't even include the whole thing.

The original ends with "If this is what's happening outside, what's going on inside?"
 
2006-06-12 11:24:51 AM  
www.stileproject.com is NSFW
 
2006-06-12 11:31:35 AM  
Q: Where does MJ buy his clothes?

A: Wal-Mart, little boys pants half off
 
2006-06-12 12:22:27 PM  
Pair-o-Dice


Q: Where does MJ buy his clothes?

A: Wal-Mart, little boys pants half off


I am deeply offended by this joke. How could you be so insensitive as to not realize that Wal-Mart does not have half off sales. They always have low prices thus negating the need to have sales.
 
2006-06-12 02:03:33 PM  
Looks the same to me.

/shrug
 
2006-06-12 05:44:46 PM  
because if it's on wikipedia, then it must be true

Well, no, but if you click the little thingie that says "sources"...
 
2006-06-12 06:02:46 PM  
I am surprised as hell we got through the whole thread without anyone saying: "Only in America can a poor black boy--grow up to be a rich white woman."

You farkers are slipping.
 
2006-06-12 09:10:38 PM  
Did anyone else notice the 'world's oldest condom' link on that page?
 
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