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55267 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2006 at 8:19 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-06-11 08:55:30 PM  
2006-06-11 08:28:03 PM thatguyfred
thats just sad
look what you Americans did to him

2006-06-11 08:59:05 PM  

when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark, do you capitialize your verbal discussions

/if so how?
//it was about Kelly
2006-06-11 08:59:20 PM  
The face morph continues >> marshmallow w/eyes >> marshmallow burning >> black cinder >> charcoal.....
2006-06-11 09:00:18 PM  
All your base is more current than that MJ morphing thing.
2006-06-11 09:01:31 PM  
bloody yanks.
2006-06-11 09:04:29 PM  
nowineedmoretherapyandsomeonewasofferingbleachohgodmyeyesmyeyeswhimper​whimperp leasekillhimnowpleasepleaseplease
2006-06-11 09:05:41 PM  
when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark, do you capitialize your verbal discussions

when discussing the polish

2006-06-11 09:05:52 PM  
MonkeyVegetables: MtLebanonBalogna

when has a shift key been important to the internet or to fark

More's the pity...

do you capitialize your verbal discussions

Yeah, I'm old-fashioned that way. And I use question marks and them other grammatical things, too.

So, now I shall cinch my silk robe a tad tighter, partake of my nightly swig of Serutan, and toddle off to Slumberland.

2006-06-11 09:05:59 PM  
potato_chip_eating_geek: bloody yanks.

/That sounds painful.
2006-06-11 09:07:35 PM  

If you think that's bad, think about what he must look like on the inside to do that to himself.
2006-06-11 09:09:55 PM  
That's just sad that someone is that farked up to think they were so hideous to do that to themself.

Sad, sad, sad.
2006-06-11 09:11:55 PM  
everyone knows michael jackson was kidnapped by aliens trying to take over the world
2006-06-11 09:16:42 PM  
Yeah, its old...but its still hella creepy.

Seeing how much of a mess the outside is, makes me wonder what kind of mess the guy *inside* is like...
2006-06-11 09:19:23 PM  
keep in mind, he's only had one nose job. the rest is just maturity.
2006-06-11 09:26:22 PM  
2006-06-11 09:05:59 PM agent bucwyld
potato_chip_eating_geek: bloody yanks.
/That sounds painful.

Golf clap!
2006-06-11 09:31:47 PM  
With breast implants he'll look just like his sister.

Which is what he wants, isn't it? He carved any masculinity away years ago.
2006-06-11 09:34:48 PM  
TeddyBallGame: I FARKING HATE websites with black background and white (or other light color) text. That's it.

Why? Its much much much better for your eyes. White background is like staring at a lightbulb all day. I wish there were a color inversion estension for firefox.
2006-06-11 09:35:19 PM  
Didn't RTFA ... I feel blessed.

good ole flopp and bless you for that picture. I spent a long time trying to, you know, pick the "right" one. Never could decide.
2006-06-11 09:35:20 PM  

I would like to narrow down good ole flopp's comment to one candidate

That's the one I keyed in on too.
2006-06-11 09:35:38 PM  
If you think that's bad, think about what he must look like on the inside to do that to himself.

Whoa. Deep!
2006-06-11 09:36:01 PM  
Not only was that creepy, but I think I saw the child catcher in there too.

/not a choochie face
//not his
2006-06-11 09:36:11 PM  
castufari: There, something to clean your eyes out with.

Thank You!!
2006-06-11 09:36:50 PM  
did anyone else notice how much the ears varied as well... thats just creepy
2006-06-11 09:42:47 PM  
Check out the EYES: so much colder, deader, meaner
2006-06-11 09:45:03 PM  
Yep, no doubt about it. Jacko done been kidnapped by a UFO and turned into one o' them SPACE ALIEN MUTANTS!

Oh, and thanks for the eye bleach, flopp!
And safeinsane, I personally prefer the redhead just behind and to the right of yours! :o)
2006-06-11 09:47:15 PM  
Dang... I'm gonna have to look at TFA just to see how bad it is ... kinda like smelling limburger cheese: you just can't believe how bad it smells.... so you take another sniff just for confirmation.
2006-06-11 09:48:12 PM  
I'm not easily creeped out but that one did give me the jibblies as well.

Genius always seems closely related to madness and the guy was an incredibly talented musician and performer.

He and Tom Cruise are alot alike. So much talent and charisma but when they reached the point where they were so famous that no one would tell them NO anymore they let their dogs off the leash. Tom went off the deep end into a religious cult and MJ started proffesional self mutilation and pedophilia.

AT leat Tom isn't doing anything illegal.
2006-06-11 09:48:23 PM  
Bleh, too many people watching it, it's all funny colored.
2006-06-11 09:51:15 PM  
It's The Clowning!

"I wanna rock your body ('til the break of dawn)"
2006-06-11 09:53:45 PM  
I liked him better when he was black. Have you noticed that as he got whiter and a weirder looking, his music got lamer? Not trying to be racist here, no... it's more of a comment on his lack of mental health and how that's affected both his appearance & talent. Meh. Bring back "Off The Wall"
2006-06-11 09:55:20 PM  
Digitalstrange: Interesting observation. I'm with ya there.
2006-06-11 09:56:17 PM  
Electrify: Are we sure the MJ of today is even the same MJ of the 70s and early 80s???

Could it be?
2006-06-11 09:56:41 PM

MJ aging w/o plastic surgery
2006-06-11 09:59:13 PM  
Needs more Yakety Sax in the background.
2006-06-11 10:02:59 PM  
Instead of that creepy music, they should have played the Benny Hill music.
2006-06-11 10:10:08 PM  
Headline also could have been -- Scariest thing you'll see this week. *shudders*
2006-06-11 10:19:34 PM  
This is like 3-4 years old already? At least!


What's next, the farking hamster dance page?
2006-06-11 10:20:11 PM keyboard please! I'll be laughing about that until my geriatric mind sets me free!
2006-06-11 10:25:10 PM  
Alien 1 ~ How were we going to take over the world with a white Michael Jackson anyways?
Alien 2 ~ Damnit Damnit Damnit!!!!
(Robot Chicken)
2006-06-11 10:26:20 PM  
What a waste of a perfectly good black child. Sad.
2006-06-11 10:28:25 PM  
The lipstick and the Aphex-esque smiles are what creeps me out.
2006-06-11 10:34:09 PM
2006-06-11 10:41:56 PM  
The last image should have been Golem's face. It is the next logical step in his evolution.

2006-06-11 10:42:05 PM  
Christ on a stick!

His head gets *narrower*!!!!

I mean... you can't do that with plastic surgery!!

Just... yikes!
2006-06-11 10:45:04 PM  
Proof positive that money is incapable of providing character.


1. My kids would help prepare every meal, only get to choose 1 meal a week

2. Do all the dishes(even those of the staff{dishwasher of course}), clean their own rooms, bathrooms.

3. Would attend public school (Im not THAT stupid, they would get the best teachers at home as well)

4. They will inherit NOTHING until they are 40 years old, and know it full well.
2006-06-11 10:45:56 PM
2006-06-11 10:46:48 PM  
John Steward said this about Hilary Clinton's icy glare, but I think it also fits quite nicely considering MJ's contenance..

"That, ladies and gentlemen, is where boners go to die."
2006-06-11 10:52:33 PM  
I kept expecting it to be one of those horrible-scream-and-corpse-picture trick videos at the end.
2006-06-11 10:56:01 PM  
Detry. WTF are you talking about.
2006-06-11 11:06:07 PM  
MJ's tunes still rock.

/somebody had to say it.
//face is still creepy.
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