"I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids"

The location of Bin Laden is ....... urgggghhhhh

Congratulations! But the princess is in another castle.

"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

70 virginians? i thought you said virgins

I would like to have seen Montana

Somebody set me up the bomb.

"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO"

/stolen

"To blave."

"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"

Nah - it's only a flesh wound

"The virgins ... they're sheep!"

Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing. There's your 25 milion dollars.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I'm not.
Marine #1: He isn't.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Zarqawi: I'm getting better.
Marine #2: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don't want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can't take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can't.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marine #1: I promised I'd be at the Attahs. They've lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when's your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I'll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]

/apologies to the holy Pythons
//also not dead yet
///will be stone dead in a minute

Durka Durka!

"It was...a trap!"

But.... I'm a farking demon.

Some ... countries ...

no ... sense ... of ... humour

"I've very badly burned...but I'm still alive!"

"My God, it's full of stars."

"Tell the Democrats I'm sorry..."

- as reported by the RNC

Tell my wife I love her and please make sure she gets my next paycheck from the CIA.

"The goggles, they did nothing."

"Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they..... HA HA oh damn I couldn't even say that with a straight face."

In all seriousness, it was probably:

"Allāh-u-Akbar."

"Luke... there is... another... Skywalker..."

Do these mortal wounds make me look fat?

"Ohhh...this is the big one. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join ya, honey!"

"You must all see my penis before I die...Just for fun...look at it"

the horror, the horror

or

I told you I was hardcore

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
/obscure?

I see Allah beckoning to me...WTF?!?!?
What do you mean I am to be one of the 70 virgins?
OW! Oh! Hey!...

(fade to black)

"The Aristocrats!"

/better late than never

"You could've waited til World Cup was over"

"The money is buried under a big 'W'......."

"With my last breath, I curse...Zoidberg!"

"Was it myspace?"

"My sled that symbolically represents my childhood and my last happy memory..."

/you said no Rosebud...

Klaatu Borata Nikto.

"Don't let them find out that I'm a tranny"

"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."

"You must eat my brain and gain my wisdom"

I feel happy. I feel happy.

*whack*

Inconceivable!

"This never would have happened if Gore was elected.... I blame Bush."

"Shma Yisrael, Adonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad."

"That's brisk, baby!"

drink more ovaltine

"Can someone return my car to Avis?"

"Don't let them show me on CNN every ten minutes."

"Where is my god now?"

"...I see a tunnel...I here music...I see...I see... A BUNCH OF ANGRY JEWS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS!!!" (gurgling noises, then silence)

"It tastes like burning!"

"Snakes....on a .... muthafarking... PLANE, man."

Zarqawi: I - I did it for Johnny.

Marine: Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Zacky, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Zacky, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like he's dead!

"Hillary in '08!"

Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting.

Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world.

Who what have thought that some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness.

Mavericks... in... 5...

I meant to do that

"I just wanted a Pepsi! just a Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!"

"Hold my beer and watch this"

You should see the other guy...

THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

Vote Democrat!

"Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult."

"But Darth Sidious promised us peace"

Jimmy Hoffa was actually buried at........uggghhh!

It was....it was.....soap poisoning!

"Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb"

"You were right. You were right about me. Tell George, you were right."

America, you've been punk'd. We've got camera's there and over there and one right behind you.

I'm getting better

"Pepperoni... and cheese!"

"Ouch"

Quick ... need ... to ... see ... last ... episode ... of ... 24

"I'LL GET YOU... MENDOOOZAAA!!!"

I've fallen and I can't get up.

"Cowbell... More cowbell..."

"I wasn't supposed to be here today!"

BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-....

Leeeeroy Jenkins!

"Believe me, they couldn't hit a barn door at this dist..."

"Thanks for all the help, Sheehan"

Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !

"My HMO card's in my wallet..."

"Now how am I going to find out what happens on LOST?"

Babba-booey! Babba-booey! Howard Stern Rules!

"I see Blue......he looks glorious!"

At least I'm being hit by a missle and not enrolled in Duke...

"I knew I should've trimmed my pubic hair today"

"What a bad day to forget my Depends adult diapers"

"And I never got to see Brad and Angelina's baby..."

"At least I have chicken."

"What an artist the world is losing in me!"

/Nero 68 A.D.

" Tell them they won't have Zarqawi to kick around anymore."

Those bombs were good enough.....



...for me to poop on!

"I was saying Boourns"

"I've had worse"

these pretzels are making me thirsty.

"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

"you are standing on my fingers..."

"Turn me. I am roasted on one side."

Worst death EVER!

"Made it Ma! Top of the World!"

"Bury me upside down, so you can kiss my ass."

It's...........

"Ever have ' one of those days ' when nothing goes right?"

I wonder if I left my iron plugged in....

Pray for Omarion

"Rez plz"

Suck it, Rumsfeld...

Our Father, which art in Heaven, Hallowed by Thy Name....

Can't believe I ate the whole thiiinnnguggggh.

70 raisins here I come!

"Holy shiat, dude, pass me back the bong, that's some good shiat...wow, I am sooo blasted right now."

"Nobody shot me"

"I shall become more powerful then you can ever imagine..."

"Tell Laura...I love her..." *GASP*

TWO 500 pound bombs? Nice... shot...

"I'm sorry I let you down, people of the Democratic Underground"

"Thomas Jefferson still survives."

"Now, all those moments will be lost in time... like... tears...in...rain.....

Came... from... behind...

"Either these burquas go, or I do!!!"

What do you mean you're out of mana? Heal me dammit!!!

et tu, al-zaguywhoturnedmein?

Zacky: [with dookie smell on his breath] "Gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub, argh....shiat it's the Americans, hide me."

American Marine: [with a big smile on his face] "President Bush sends his regards. Now say cheese farktard. Medic."

Danish Marine: [also with a big smile on his face] "Queen Margareth sends her regards as well. I suggest you do what the American says, now quit whinning & smile for your picture, wanker.

Iraqi Policia: [also with a big smile & throwing up in his mouth a little] "Do you think this will be on 'Fark'"?

"I fart in your general direction!"

"DUDE. I was just farking around with this abacus and I think I've solved the Poincaré conjecture. What do you th..."

"I blame society"

"You're standing in my groin"

The situation is under control! Not a plane in sight. Please zip my fly.

But, but...Clinton!

"AAADDDDRIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

I'll see you in three days.

"I think I just sharted"

"Medic!"

Zarqawi: "I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. "

American soldier: "You're not fooling anyone, you know."

Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani!

Crap, Now I have 72 virgins waiting for me. I gotta bet they're gonna be ugly as sin. There's a reason they died virgins.....

"It's just a flesh wound.."

Kiss me, Osama

"What the fark was that?!"

"As long as I have my turbin, some tasty waves and some cool buds, all I can say is Surfs Up!"

"If you wanna get down, down to the ground... Cocaine"

"No really, I'm OK. I just need to walk it off."

*sings* How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

/way late

What's that in my a..? Oh Mohamed you're so big. I din't know I'd be one of the virgins.

Zarqawi: "C4MP3R F465!!!!!OMGWTF!!11"
US Air Force pilot: "LOL u 50t PWN3D n00b!!!1111"

I drank WHAT???

"BRB LOL!!1"

"Calgon, take me away!"

"...mekkalekkahi mekkahiney-ho.."

"Good night, funnyman"

"You can't kill an idea, Bush. You can't...kill...an... idea...uggghhhhh..........

"What I wouldn't give for a nice BLT."

"Quickly, press R1,R2,L1,O,Left,Down,Right,Up,Left,Down,Right,Up."

"I'm on drugs!"

/I think we need to work on those final words
//ok, ok "I dig music."
///"I'm on Drugs!!!"
////This better not be obscure

OH MY ALLAH!!.....Please NO!....Not....7 2.....W i l l i a m ........H u n g ' s ! ! ! !

"Damn you Dick Cheney! You promised!"

"4 8 15 16 23 42"

fark it dude, let's go bowlin'

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the pubic hair of your mothers and sisters!

Your moms box

"Player One Game Over"

"Please, buy a nice frame from Pier One when you put my corpse photo on display."

KEYSER SOZE!!!

"Dammit, I forgot to turn the coffee maker off."

Jesus? I am so screwed...

My only regret?...Ill never see the statue of Liberty............Blown up...

How come you didn't kill me when you had the chance BEFORE the invasion of Iraq?

sources:
US 'allowed Zarqawi to escape'
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/us-allowed-zarqawi-to-escape/2006/04/30/11 46335608444.html

Avoiding attacking suspected terrorist mastermind
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4431601/

"A plague o' both your houses!"

"You shouldn't have blown me up. My mother tried to blow me up—once!"

"Dude, I just got kicked in the nuts!"

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

"I-DEMAND-TO-SEE-THE-ENEMY-BOSS'S-LIFEBAR!"

Im going to Disneyland!

"Purple monkey dishwasher."

Seacrest Out!

Ouch!! Your standing on my intestines!!

"Zeeky Booky Doog"!

"I lived through a 500 pound bomb landing in my living room, and now you're gonna whack me the old fashioned way? That sucks. PRAISE ALL......" (POP)

Is that bone supposed to do that ?

"At least I died a true American"

"I think I'm going to make it."

"I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!"

"Wait for it........UGHHH!"

"Hold me, darling, for a little while."

"The horror! The horror!"

"IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT"!!!

"Nnooooooooooo!"

/sorry

"Beware...the dwarf....."

"someone get me a Band Aid"

Oy Gevalt, this headache is KILLING me!

Cool, now I get to be a martyr.

"Hey dude, those new value menus at Mcdonalds are pretty cool"

"Kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass.
(pause)
let's go antiquing..."
BOOM

Iraqi policeman: "What are you thinking about?"
Zarqawi: "Tomorrow..."


/obscure but recent...

Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?

"Yes, Bob, the cupholders work"

Man, all the good ones are taken!
I'm gonna go with....

"Bunkers? We don't need no stinkin' bunkers!"