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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 356
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2006-06-10 01:43:16 AM
90 votes:
"I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids"
2006-06-10 02:11:24 AM
53 votes:
The location of Bin Laden is ....... urgggghhhhh
2006-06-10 09:25:31 AM
46 votes:
Congratulations! But the princess is in another castle.
2006-06-10 01:56:03 AM
43 votes:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
2006-06-10 01:57:32 AM
32 votes:
Kahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
2006-06-10 01:50:59 AM
32 votes:
70 virginians? i thought you said virgins
2006-06-10 09:22:29 AM
29 votes:
I would like to have seen Montana

i5.tinypic.com
2006-06-10 08:59:16 AM
29 votes:
Somebody set me up the bomb.
2006-06-10 01:43:52 AM
28 votes:
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO"

/stolen
2006-06-10 09:06:18 AM
26 votes:
"To blave."
2006-06-10 02:42:35 AM
26 votes:
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!"
2006-06-10 02:02:32 AM
26 votes:
Nah - it's only a flesh wound
2006-06-10 02:36:07 AM
25 votes:
"The virgins ... they're sheep!"
2006-06-10 09:26:46 AM
24 votes:
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing. There's your 25 milion dollars.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I'm not.
Marine #1: He isn't.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Zarqawi: I'm getting better.
Marine #2: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don't want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can't take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can't.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marine #1: I promised I'd be at the Attahs. They've lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when's your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I'll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]

/apologies to the holy Pythons
//also not dead yet
///will be stone dead in a minute
2006-06-10 01:45:49 AM
24 votes:
Durka Durka!
2006-06-10 08:49:53 AM
23 votes:
"It was...a trap!"
2006-06-10 02:23:10 AM
22 votes:
But.... I'm a farking demon.
2006-06-10 02:04:41 AM
22 votes:
Some ... countries ...

no ... sense ... of ... humour
2006-06-10 08:46:23 AM
21 votes:
"I've very badly burned...but I'm still alive!"
2006-06-10 02:04:21 AM
20 votes:
"Holy camel shiat, how come that Ann Coulter person is such a coont? And I thought I hated America..."
2006-06-10 02:03:50 AM
20 votes:
"My God, it's full of stars."
2006-06-10 03:29:52 AM
19 votes:
"Tell the Democrats I'm sorry..."

- as reported by the RNC
2006-06-10 01:42:06 AM
19 votes:
"Dude... dude.. *cough* ...take a picture, man."
2006-06-10 08:55:58 AM
18 votes:
Tell my wife I love her and please make sure she gets my next paycheck from the CIA.
2006-06-10 09:06:11 AM
17 votes:
"The goggles, they did nothing."
2006-06-10 02:07:14 AM
17 votes:
"Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they..... HA HA oh damn I couldn't even say that with a straight face."
2006-06-10 02:13:58 AM
16 votes:
In all seriousness, it was probably:

"Allāh-u-Akbar."
2006-06-10 02:13:07 AM
16 votes:
"Luke... there is... another... Skywalker..."
2006-06-10 01:49:40 AM
16 votes:
Do these mortal wounds make me look fat?
2006-06-10 09:05:09 AM
15 votes:
"Ohhh...this is the big one. You hear that Elizabeth? I'm comin' to join ya, honey!"
2006-06-10 02:04:10 AM
15 votes:
"You must all see my penis before I die...Just for fun...look at it"
2006-06-10 01:58:53 AM
15 votes:
the horror, the horror

or

I told you I was hardcore
2006-06-10 09:04:28 AM
14 votes:
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
/obscure?
2006-06-10 09:00:56 AM
14 votes:
I see Allah beckoning to me...WTF?!?!?
What do you mean I am to be one of the 70 virgins?
OW! Oh! Hey!...

(fade to black)
2006-06-10 02:23:00 AM
14 votes:
"I'm dead Jim..."
2006-06-10 11:25:02 AM
13 votes:
"The Aristocrats!"

/better late than never
2006-06-10 01:59:56 AM
13 votes:
"You could've waited til World Cup was over"
2006-06-10 09:24:34 AM
12 votes:
"The money is buried under a big 'W'......."
2006-06-10 09:05:46 AM
12 votes:
"With my last breath, I curse...Zoidberg!"
2006-06-10 09:01:31 AM
12 votes:
"Was it myspace?"
2006-06-10 03:13:32 AM
12 votes:
"My sled that symbolically represents my childhood and my last happy memory..."

/you said no Rosebud...
2006-06-10 02:06:35 AM
12 votes:
Klaatu Borata Nikto.
2006-06-10 09:07:35 AM
11 votes:
"Oh no, not again!"
2006-06-10 08:57:23 AM
11 votes:
"Don't let them find out that I'm a tranny"
2006-06-10 02:34:08 AM
11 votes:
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
2006-06-10 02:12:58 AM
11 votes:
"You must eat my brain and gain my wisdom"
2006-06-10 02:05:58 AM
11 votes:
I feel happy. I feel happy.

*whack*
2006-06-10 10:02:40 AM
10 votes:
Inconceivable!
2006-06-10 09:27:50 AM
10 votes:
"This never would have happened if Gore was elected.... I blame Bush."
2006-06-10 08:50:43 AM
10 votes:
"Shma Yisrael, Adonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad."
2006-06-10 08:15:27 AM
10 votes:
"That's brisk, baby!"
2006-06-10 04:36:33 AM
10 votes:
I coulda been a contender!
2006-06-10 03:29:50 AM
10 votes:
drink more ovaltine
2006-06-10 01:58:25 AM
10 votes:
"Can someone return my car to Avis?"
2006-06-10 09:32:15 AM
9 votes:
"Don't let them show me on CNN every ten minutes."
2006-06-10 09:03:08 AM
9 votes:
"Where is my god now?"
2006-06-10 08:56:43 AM
9 votes:
"...I see a tunnel...I here music...I see...I see... A BUNCH OF ANGRY JEWS AND THEIR AMERICAN LACKEYS!!!" (gurgling noises, then silence)
2006-06-10 02:57:37 AM
9 votes:
"Fredo, I know it was you.... you broke my heart!" *smooch*
2006-06-10 02:38:32 AM
9 votes:
"Give my regards to Broadway."
2006-06-10 01:46:28 AM
9 votes:
Acne! I was saying acne!
2006-06-10 11:11:38 AM
8 votes:
No!! Not the pork rinds!!
2006-06-10 10:49:06 AM
8 votes:
"It tastes like burning!"
2006-06-10 10:45:24 AM
8 votes:
"Snakes....on a .... muthafarking... PLANE, man."
2006-06-10 10:24:43 AM
8 votes:
Zarqawi: I - I did it for Johnny.

Marine: Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Zacky, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Zacky, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like he's dead!
2006-06-10 09:48:03 AM
8 votes:
"Hillary in '08!"
2006-06-10 09:06:18 AM
8 votes:
Look what you've done!! I'm melting, melting.

Ohhhhh, what a world, what a world.

Who what have thought that some little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness.
2006-06-10 03:12:56 AM
8 votes:
Mavericks... in... 5...
2006-06-10 02:28:36 AM
8 votes:
I meant to do that
2006-06-10 02:25:55 AM
8 votes:
"I just wanted a Pepsi! just a Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!"
2006-06-10 02:24:03 AM
8 votes:
"Beely, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life..."
2006-06-10 02:16:43 AM
8 votes:
"Hold my beer and watch this"
2006-06-10 02:06:56 AM
8 votes:
You should see the other guy...
2006-06-10 01:47:16 AM
8 votes:
"HOLY farkING shiat THIS HURTS! OUCH!"
2006-06-10 11:34:09 AM
7 votes:
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!
2006-06-10 11:20:21 AM
7 votes:
"My dick. It's under that pile of cinderblocks over there. Be a dear and fetch it for me, will you?"
2006-06-10 10:38:26 AM
7 votes:
The oil... hit... the anus...
2006-06-10 10:05:20 AM
7 votes:
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
2006-06-10 09:59:57 AM
7 votes:
Vote Democrat!
2006-06-10 09:42:54 AM
7 votes:
"Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult."
2006-06-10 09:16:34 AM
7 votes:
"But Darth Sidious promised us peace"
2006-06-10 09:16:25 AM
7 votes:
Jimmy Hoffa was actually buried at........uggghhh!
2006-06-10 09:14:16 AM
7 votes:
It was....it was.....soap poisoning!
2006-06-10 09:09:31 AM
7 votes:
"Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb"
2006-06-10 09:04:32 AM
7 votes:
"You were right. You were right about me. Tell George, you were right."
2006-06-10 09:01:33 AM
7 votes:
America, you've been punk'd. We've got camera's there and over there and one right behind you.
2006-06-10 08:59:33 AM
7 votes:
I'm getting better
2006-06-10 08:57:41 AM
7 votes:
"Pepperoni... and cheese!"
2006-06-10 08:46:08 AM
7 votes:
"Ouch"
2006-06-10 02:43:48 AM
7 votes:
f&%king bush...
2006-06-10 01:59:53 AM
7 votes:
"so.....so cold...."
2006-06-10 01:59:37 AM
7 votes:
Quick ... need ... to ... see ... last ... episode ... of ... 24
2006-06-10 01:55:12 AM
7 votes:
"I'LL GET YOU... MENDOOOZAAA!!!"
2006-06-10 01:22:33 PM
6 votes:
I've fallen and I can't get up.
2006-06-10 12:19:29 PM
6 votes:
"Cowbell... More cowbell..."
2006-06-10 11:59:38 AM
6 votes:
"I wasn't supposed to be here today!"
2006-06-10 11:40:54 AM
6 votes:
BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-....
2006-06-10 10:54:01 AM
6 votes:
Leeeeroy Jenkins!
2006-06-10 10:40:37 AM
6 votes:
OMGWTFBBQ
2006-06-10 10:28:20 AM
6 votes:
"Believe me, they couldn't hit a barn door at this dist..."
2006-06-10 10:23:01 AM
6 votes:
"Thanks for all the help, Sheehan"
2006-06-10 09:58:46 AM
6 votes:
"There is a lot of money buried under the big W in Santa Rosito"
2006-06-10 09:55:47 AM
6 votes:
Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !
2006-06-10 09:41:34 AM
6 votes:
"My HMO card's in my wallet..."
2006-06-10 09:20:20 AM
6 votes:
"Now how am I going to find out what happens on LOST?"
2006-06-10 09:12:57 AM
6 votes:
Babba-booey! Babba-booey! Howard Stern Rules!
2006-06-10 09:00:39 AM
6 votes:
"I see Blue......he looks glorious!"
2006-06-10 08:48:37 AM
6 votes:
At least I'm being hit by a missle and not enrolled in Duke...
2006-06-10 03:01:17 AM
6 votes:
"I knew I should've trimmed my pubic hair today"
2006-06-10 02:29:22 AM
6 votes:
"What a bad day to forget my Depends adult diapers"
2006-06-10 02:12:51 PM
5 votes:
"And I never got to see Brad and Angelina's baby..."
2006-06-10 01:06:02 PM
5 votes:
"At least I have chicken."
2006-06-10 01:05:55 PM
5 votes:
"What an artist the world is losing in me!"

/Nero 68 A.D.
2006-06-10 12:52:31 PM
5 votes:
" Tell them they won't have Zarqawi to kick around anymore."
2006-06-10 12:17:54 PM
5 votes:
Those bombs were good enough.....

celebritygoogame.com

...for me to poop on!
2006-06-10 11:15:03 AM
5 votes:
"I was saying Boourns"
2006-06-10 10:37:54 AM
5 votes:
"I've had worse"
2006-06-10 10:12:52 AM
5 votes:
these pretzels are making me thirsty.
2006-06-10 10:11:38 AM
5 votes:
"ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
2006-06-10 09:52:48 AM
5 votes:
"you are standing on my fingers..."
2006-06-10 09:44:45 AM
5 votes:
"Turn me. I am roasted on one side."
2006-06-10 09:40:48 AM
5 votes:
Worst death EVER!
2006-06-10 09:31:44 AM
5 votes:
"Made it Ma! Top of the World!"
2006-06-10 09:28:45 AM
5 votes:
"Bury me upside down, so you can kiss my ass."
2006-06-10 09:25:57 AM
5 votes:
It's...........
2006-06-10 09:20:36 AM
5 votes:
"Ever have ' one of those days ' when nothing goes right?"
2006-06-10 09:18:12 AM
5 votes:
I wonder if I left my iron plugged in....
2006-06-10 09:17:46 AM
5 votes:
Pray for Omarion
2006-06-10 09:15:59 AM
5 votes:
"Rez plz"
2006-06-10 09:03:33 AM
5 votes:

"More light, more li... No! The light, it burns."

2006-06-10 08:58:47 AM
5 votes:
Suck it, Rumsfeld...
2006-06-10 08:58:30 AM
5 votes:
"no, BUD light..."
2006-06-10 08:55:01 AM
5 votes:
". . . Rolo Tomassi . . ."
2006-06-10 08:53:55 AM
5 votes:
Abraham - I can see your house from heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrre......
2006-06-10 08:52:11 AM
5 votes:
Our Father, which art in Heaven, Hallowed by Thy Name....
2006-06-10 08:45:23 AM
5 votes:
Can't believe I ate the whole thiiinnnguggggh.
2006-06-10 05:37:28 AM
5 votes:
70 raisins here I come!
2006-06-10 02:26:28 AM
5 votes:
"Drew! It was just an innocent poop thread...."
2006-06-10 02:11:13 AM
5 votes:
"Holy shiat, dude, pass me back the bong, that's some good shiat...wow, I am sooo blasted right now."
2006-06-10 01:54:06 AM
5 votes:
"Nobody shot me"
2006-06-10 02:11:45 PM
4 votes:
"I shall become more powerful then you can ever imagine..."
2006-06-10 01:51:32 PM
4 votes:
"Tell Laura...I love her..." *GASP*
KIA
2006-06-10 01:22:22 PM
4 votes:
TWO 500 pound bombs? Nice... shot...
2006-06-10 12:55:18 PM
4 votes:
"I'm sorry I let you down, people of the Democratic Underground"
2006-06-10 12:25:15 PM
4 votes:
"Thomas Jefferson still survives."
2006-06-10 12:20:51 PM
4 votes:
"Now, all those moments will be lost in time... like... tears...in...rain.....
2006-06-10 12:11:57 PM
4 votes:
"Oh, great FSM, with whom all sauces are possible and unlimited breadsticks come free, please accept your wayward child..."
2006-06-10 12:08:45 PM
4 votes:
Came... from... behind...
2006-06-10 11:59:36 AM
4 votes:
"Either these burquas go, or I do!!!"
2006-06-10 11:42:31 AM
4 votes:
What do you mean you're out of mana? Heal me dammit!!!
2006-06-10 11:15:25 AM
4 votes:
et tu, al-zaguywhoturnedmein?
2006-06-10 11:11:17 AM
4 votes:
Zacky: [with dookie smell on his breath] "Gurgle, gurgle, glub, glub, argh....shiat it's the Americans, hide me."

American Marine: [with a big smile on his face] "President Bush sends his regards. Now say cheese farktard. Medic."

Danish Marine: [also with a big smile on his face] "Queen Margareth sends her regards as well. I suggest you do what the American says, now quit whinning & smile for your picture, wanker.

Iraqi Policia: [also with a big smile & throwing up in his mouth a little] "Do you think this will be on 'Fark'"?
2006-06-10 10:56:26 AM
4 votes:
"I fart in your general direction!"
2006-06-10 10:48:31 AM
4 votes:
"DUDE. I was just farking around with this abacus and I think I've solved the Poincaré conjecture. What do you th..."
2006-06-10 10:48:24 AM
4 votes:
"I blame society"
2006-06-10 10:20:02 AM
4 votes:
"You're standing in my groin"
2006-06-10 10:13:08 AM
4 votes:
The situation is under control! Not a plane in sight. Please zip my fly.
2006-06-10 10:10:48 AM
4 votes:
But, but...Clinton!
2006-06-10 09:50:05 AM
4 votes:
"AAADDDDRIANNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
2006-06-10 09:39:36 AM
4 votes:
I smell bread.
2006-06-10 09:36:41 AM
4 votes:
I'll see you in three days.
2006-06-10 09:29:30 AM
4 votes:
"I think I just sharted"
2006-06-10 09:27:35 AM
4 votes:
"Medic!"
2006-06-10 09:22:06 AM
4 votes:
Zarqawi: "I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. "

American soldier: "You're not fooling anyone, you know."
2006-06-10 09:21:45 AM
4 votes:
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani!
2006-06-10 09:12:40 AM
4 votes:
Crap, Now I have 72 virgins waiting for me. I gotta bet they're gonna be ugly as sin. There's a reason they died virgins.....
2006-06-10 09:02:33 AM
4 votes:
"It's just a flesh wound.."
2006-06-10 09:02:16 AM
4 votes:
Kiss me, Osama
2006-06-10 08:46:24 AM
4 votes:
"What the fark was that?!"
2006-06-10 02:31:07 AM
4 votes:
"As long as I have my turbin, some tasty waves and some cool buds, all I can say is Surfs Up!"
2006-06-10 02:08:45 AM
4 votes:
"If you wanna get down, down to the ground... Cocaine"
2006-06-10 01:47:15 AM
4 votes:
I surrendurka durka.....
2006-06-11 01:24:35 AM
3 votes:
"No really, I'm OK. I just need to walk it off."
2006-06-10 05:23:16 PM
3 votes:
*sings* How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

/way late
2006-06-10 03:56:12 PM
3 votes:
What's that in my a..? Oh Mohamed you're so big. I din't know I'd be one of the virgins.
2006-06-10 02:56:33 PM
3 votes:
Zarqawi: "C4MP3R F465!!!!!OMGWTF!!11"
US Air Force pilot: "LOL u 50t PWN3D n00b!!!1111"
2006-06-10 02:50:01 PM
3 votes:
I drank WHAT???
2006-06-10 01:59:40 PM
3 votes:
"BRB LOL!!1"
2006-06-10 01:46:38 PM
3 votes:
"Calgon, take me away!"
2006-06-10 01:45:38 PM
3 votes:
"...mekkalekkahi mekkahiney-ho.."
2006-06-10 01:37:06 PM
3 votes:
"Good night, funnyman"
2006-06-10 01:34:53 PM
3 votes:
"You can't kill an idea, Bush. You can't...kill...an... idea...uggghhhhh..........
2006-06-10 01:31:17 PM
3 votes:
"What I wouldn't give for a nice BLT."
2006-06-10 01:15:23 PM
3 votes:
"Quickly, press R1,R2,L1,O,Left,Down,Right,Up,Left,Down,Right,Up."
2006-06-10 01:11:14 PM
3 votes:
"I'm on drugs!"

/I think we need to work on those final words
//ok, ok "I dig music."
///"I'm on Drugs!!!"
////This better not be obscure
2006-06-10 01:01:05 PM
3 votes:
OH MY ALLAH!!.....Please NO!....Not....7 2.....W i l l i a m ........H u n g ' s ! ! ! !
2006-06-10 12:41:55 PM
3 votes:
"Damn you Dick Cheney! You promised!"
2006-06-10 12:15:36 PM
3 votes:
"4 8 15 16 23 42"
2006-06-10 12:13:46 PM
3 votes:
fark it dude, let's go bowlin'
2006-06-10 11:51:32 AM
3 votes:
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the pubic hair of your mothers and sisters!
2006-06-10 11:41:02 AM
3 votes:
Your moms box
2006-06-10 11:40:47 AM
3 votes:
"Player One Game Over"
2006-06-10 11:40:20 AM
3 votes:
"Please, buy a nice frame from Pier One when you put my corpse photo on display."
2006-06-10 11:39:22 AM
3 votes:
KEYSER SOZE!!!
2006-06-10 11:38:53 AM
3 votes:
"Dammit, I forgot to turn the coffee maker off."
2006-06-10 11:32:30 AM
3 votes:
Jesus? I am so screwed...
2006-06-10 11:14:15 AM
3 votes:
Got me a future, partner. I'm two days away from retirement, my daughter's graduating from college and as soon as we nail the Americans, my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. We just christened the boat. Oh yes, sir, everything's gonna be just per -- "

/apologies to the Simpsons
2006-06-10 11:08:31 AM
3 votes:
My only regret?...Ill never see the statue of Liberty............Blown up...
2006-06-10 11:05:46 AM
3 votes:
How come you didn't kill me when you had the chance BEFORE the invasion of Iraq?

sources:
US 'allowed Zarqawi to escape'
http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/us-allowed-zarqawi-to-escape/2006/04/30/11 46335608444.html

Avoiding attacking suspected terrorist mastermind
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4431601/
2006-06-10 11:03:37 AM
3 votes:
"A plague o' both your houses!"
2006-06-10 10:54:27 AM
3 votes:
"You shouldn't have blown me up. My mother tried to blow me up—once!"
2006-06-10 10:46:06 AM
3 votes:
"Dude, I just got kicked in the nuts!"
2006-06-10 10:21:15 AM
3 votes:
VOTE FOR PEDRO!
2006-06-10 10:21:12 AM
3 votes:
"I-DEMAND-TO-SEE-THE-ENEMY-BOSS'S-LIFEBAR!"
2006-06-10 10:17:00 AM
3 votes:
Im going to Disneyland!
2006-06-10 10:14:55 AM
3 votes:
"Purple monkey dishwasher."
2006-06-10 10:10:05 AM
3 votes:
Seacrest Out!
2006-06-10 09:57:13 AM
3 votes:
Ouch!! Your standing on my intestines!!
2006-06-10 09:56:06 AM
3 votes:
"Zeeky Booky Doog"!
2006-06-10 09:51:04 AM
3 votes:
"I lived through a 500 pound bomb landing in my living room, and now you're gonna whack me the old fashioned way? That sucks. PRAISE ALL......" (POP)
2006-06-10 09:51:02 AM
3 votes:
Is that bone supposed to do that ?
2006-06-10 09:46:36 AM
3 votes:
"At least I died a true American"
2006-06-10 09:45:53 AM
3 votes:
"I think I'm going to make it."
2006-06-10 09:39:47 AM
3 votes:
"I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!"
2006-06-10 09:38:57 AM
3 votes:
"Wait for it........UGHHH!"
2006-06-10 09:34:08 AM
3 votes:
"Hold me, darling, for a little while."
2006-06-10 09:32:53 AM
3 votes:
"The horror! The horror!"
2006-06-10 09:30:12 AM
3 votes:
"IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT"!!!
2006-06-10 09:17:21 AM
3 votes:
"Nnooooooooooo!"

/sorry
2006-06-10 09:12:23 AM
3 votes:
"Beware...the dwarf....."
2006-06-10 09:12:13 AM
3 votes:
"someone get me a Band Aid"
2006-06-10 09:08:38 AM
3 votes:
Oy Gevalt, this headache is KILLING me!
2006-06-10 08:57:04 AM
3 votes:
...Al Zarqawi will return...
2006-06-10 08:51:56 AM
3 votes:
Cool, now I get to be a martyr.
2006-06-10 02:43:36 AM
3 votes:
"The insurance is in the glove compartment. Aaagh."
2006-06-10 01:57:08 AM
3 votes:
"Hey dude, those new value menus at Mcdonalds are pretty cool"
2006-06-11 01:38:23 AM
2 votes:
"Kiss my shiny metal daffodil ass.
(pause)
let's go antiquing..."
BOOM
2006-06-10 08:22:18 PM
2 votes:
Iraqi policeman: "What are you thinking about?"
Zarqawi: "Tomorrow..."


/obscure but recent...
2006-06-10 05:12:37 PM
2 votes:
Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?
2006-06-10 04:39:39 PM
2 votes:
"Yes, Bob, the cupholders work"
2006-06-10 04:14:41 PM
2 votes:
Man, all the good ones are taken!
I'm gonna go with....

"Bunkers? We don't need no stinkin' bunkers!"
2006-06-10 03:52:22 PM
2 votes:
NOW WITH VOTING GOODNESS
(Admins. please delete my previous similar non-voting post. Thanks!!)



"Durka Durka 72 Durka Jihad, Durka Durka Buckwheat!!!"

TRANSLATION:

"By the Prophet's Diseased & Shriveled Scrotum, the 72 virgins look like......
...
...
...
(wait for it)
...
...
...
...
...
Cynthia McKinney!!!"

/The Goggles.
//They Do Nothing!!
///For Eternity, biatch!!
////Now with Voting Goodness
2006-06-10 03:52:18 PM
2 votes:
Zarqawi: Ship... out of danger?
Marine: Yes.
Zarqawi: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...
Marine: ...the needs of the few.
Zarqawi: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
Marine: Zarqawi...
Zarqawi: I have been and always shall be your friend.
[Holds up his hand in the Vulcan salute]
Zarqawi: Live long and prosper.
2006-06-10 03:09:42 PM
2 votes:
"But last night I stayed at a Holiday Inn."


/Now with Voting!
2006-06-10 02:51:08 PM
2 votes:
To be or not to be? Not to be.
2006-06-10 02:47:00 PM
2 votes:
Seacrest....OUT!
2006-06-10 02:43:40 PM
2 votes:
Oh Snap!.. Thats gonna leave a scar.......
2006-06-10 02:37:14 PM
2 votes:
You'll never take me alive, copper!!!
IP
2006-06-10 02:28:09 PM
2 votes:
"He who is valorous and pure of heart may find the Holy Grail in the aaaaarrrrrrggghhh..."
2006-06-10 02:27:55 PM
2 votes:
Don't... touch... my stuff....
2006-06-10 02:26:36 PM
2 votes:
"Beats having my head chopped off in front of a camera while I'm still alive!"
2006-06-10 02:21:12 PM
2 votes:
"From Hell's heart I stab at thee!"
2006-06-10 02:21:05 PM
2 votes:
Feed my goldfish.
2006-06-10 01:32:42 PM
2 votes:
Pull my finger....
2006-06-10 01:28:22 PM
2 votes:
I know... *cough* a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... and yet... I blame society! Society made me what I am!
2006-06-10 01:00:28 PM
2 votes:
"I died doing what I love!"
2006-06-10 12:56:25 PM
2 votes:
But..But..Clinton got a blowjob
2006-06-10 12:54:13 PM
2 votes:
"The rest is silence

/Mods delete previous.
2006-06-10 12:39:57 PM
2 votes:
Death is but a door, time is but a window. I'll be back...
2006-06-10 12:28:10 PM
2 votes:
"All the innocents I killed, all the property I destroyed, all the insane stupid rage I directed at civilization as a whole... I was the most intense Slayer fan EVAH dood!!!"
2006-06-10 12:27:22 PM
2 votes:
Oh come on I can't believe you guys don't have some classics:
Daisy... Daisy... Give me your answer do

Or my prefered:
Wait a minute - you didn't see Lefors out there did you?
Lefors? No, why?
Thank God for that. For a moment there I thought we were in trouble.
2006-06-10 12:18:30 PM
2 votes:
Hey, how come everybody else in the house looks like spagetti sauce and I can still talk. Hey, where you taking me now?
2006-06-10 12:18:17 PM
2 votes:
"I really like the band N'sync. I would write their next song for them..."

Inspired by the movie Kung Pow.
2006-06-10 12:06:33 PM
2 votes:
"hijos de pu..."hrhrjkhkj --CARRIER LOST
2006-06-10 12:05:46 PM
2 votes:
"Is it too late to order pancakes?"
2006-06-10 12:00:18 PM
2 votes:
the galaxy is on orions bell
2006-06-10 11:32:35 AM
2 votes:
"Bless me father, for I have sinned"
2006-06-10 11:15:45 AM
2 votes:
Its just a scratch! I'll bite yer' legs off!
2006-06-10 11:05:22 AM
2 votes:
When the team is up against it, when things are wrong and the breaks are beating the boys - tell them to go in there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Rock. But I'll know about it, and I'll be happy.
2006-06-10 11:02:16 AM
2 votes:
IL BE BACK
2006-06-10 10:58:41 AM
2 votes:
"Have any of you guys seen my keys? I had them in my hand, then BAM! Now, I can't find them. Wait a minute... is THAT my CAR?!?!? YOU BLEW IT UP?!?!?! I JUST GOT NEW 20's ON IT! YOU SONS-A-biatchES!"
2006-06-10 10:58:33 AM
2 votes:
HOLY CAMEL DUNG, ALLAH IS ORTHODOX JEWISH
2006-06-10 10:31:42 AM
2 votes:
"No Sir, I don't like it."

//apologies to Mr. Horse
2006-06-10 10:24:34 AM
2 votes:
PAK CHOOIE UNF!
2006-06-10 10:20:36 AM
2 votes:
Mama wipe the blood from my eyes.
I can't see through it anymore.
The long black cloud is coming down.
Feels like I'm knocking on hevean's door.
2006-06-10 10:10:54 AM
2 votes:
"It is too late...It's ... Obi-Wan promise ... promise me you'll train the boy... He is the chosen one...he will...bring balance...train him!"
2006-06-10 10:09:38 AM
2 votes:
Duke Sucks
2006-06-10 10:08:59 AM
2 votes:
"Jeb in '08"
2006-06-10 10:07:58 AM
2 votes:
"Damn it, I was expecting FEMALE virgins!"
2006-06-10 10:06:42 AM
2 votes:
Knew I....shouldn't have...tried that...McRib...yesterday....
2006-06-10 10:00:56 AM
2 votes:
"Operation Northwood"
2006-06-10 09:49:49 AM
2 votes:
Cut off one limb and two more shall take its place! Hail HYDRA!
2006-06-10 09:46:31 AM
2 votes:
What?...the 72 Virgins are big biker dudes?...well...ok, if I have to....wait...why am I wearing a catcher's mask??....AIYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEEYEE
2006-06-10 09:45:39 AM
2 votes:
CORN NUTS!
2006-06-10 09:41:40 AM
2 votes:
"Jack, I swear..."
2006-06-10 09:36:15 AM
2 votes:
"I'll be back...the Pentagon needs a bogeyman...."
2006-06-10 09:26:49 AM
2 votes:
This is funny.
2006-06-10 09:25:17 AM
2 votes:
Friends suck.
2006-06-10 09:23:28 AM
2 votes:
Can you tell my girlfriend that I had....the....HERPES!
2006-06-10 09:16:42 AM
2 votes:
FARK George Booosh!
2006-06-10 09:14:51 AM
2 votes:
HAIL HYDRA! Cut off a limb and two more shall take its place!
2006-06-10 08:59:33 AM
2 votes:
Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!
2006-06-10 08:50:01 AM
2 votes:
"RRRAAAAAMMMOOOONNNNNNEEEE! Take a photo of my dead Arabian ass!!!!"
2006-06-10 02:54:43 AM
2 votes:
I coulda had a V-8!
2006-06-10 02:32:02 AM
2 votes:
I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.
2006-06-10 02:24:50 AM
2 votes:
"Drop the Chilupa..."
2006-06-10 02:15:40 AM
2 votes:
"Man, I'm hard as a rock"

ok....

maybe thats just me.....
2006-06-10 02:10:30 AM
2 votes:
"At least I never farked a horse faced broad like you"
2006-06-12 11:25:22 AM
1 votes:
Lemon Curry?
2006-06-11 11:34:18 AM
1 votes:
"You were right about me. Tell your sister… you were right…"
2006-06-11 10:46:12 AM
1 votes:
"I'm pwn3d."
2006-06-11 01:26:36 AM
1 votes:
"Does anyone else smell that?"
2006-06-11 12:24:43 AM
1 votes:
Damn you really can light farts!!!!
2006-06-10 11:17:08 PM
1 votes:
Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up! This is my - BOOM
2006-06-10 11:14:05 PM
1 votes:
I was actually there, this is what he said. Really.

"Holy crap America kicks ass. I wish dubbya was here so I could suck his..."

And then, he died.
2006-06-10 10:18:08 PM
1 votes:
Is this the end of Little Rico?
Soylent Green is people!
Thai stick is the future. Well make millions.
Say hello to my leel' friend.
My favorite color is green. No, blue.
2006-06-10 09:32:33 PM
1 votes:
farking lag, I hate this map, my team sucks, those guys were using wall hacks!

Now with voting goodness.
2006-06-10 09:16:18 PM
1 votes:
"I'm Sparticus!"
2006-06-10 08:50:10 PM
1 votes:
Someone update my blog.
2006-06-10 08:41:05 PM
1 votes:
Hey, wait a...thats not 72 virgins. Those are 72 YEAR OLD virgins!!! And they look desperate....
2006-06-10 08:37:58 PM
1 votes:
"The lights are growing dim Abdul. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am."

Abdul: "That's bullshiat. You're a suburban Jordanian punk just like me."

Z: "Yeah, but it still hurts. "

Abdul: "You're going to be okay."

Z: (coughs up blood)

Abdul: "Maybe not..."
2006-06-10 08:31:50 PM
1 votes:
Ahhh fark the bozos!
2006-06-10 08:19:53 PM
1 votes:
"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"

(Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?)

Maybe he died while carving it?
2006-06-10 08:07:30 PM
1 votes:
"Ready for my close up, C.B."

?i keep forgetting to include voting...
2006-06-10 07:46:03 PM
1 votes:
"Think of the children..."

/he was a big fan of Miller's Crossing
//now with VOTING!!
2006-06-10 07:38:15 PM
1 votes:
"Less filling...."
2006-06-10 06:37:40 PM
1 votes:
"Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But I hear no sound"
2006-06-10 05:43:47 PM
1 votes:
MY NAMEN!!!

/wolfenstein 3d reference
2006-06-10 05:40:52 PM
1 votes:
"P.S. Find Robert Langdon"
2006-06-10 05:06:37 PM
1 votes:
I like you.
2006-06-10 05:04:40 PM
1 votes:
"I really....love Armerika...*cough*.....and Jes....*DEAD*
2006-06-10 04:47:42 PM
1 votes:
"You can't harm me, I'm the Juggernaut biatch!"
2006-06-10 04:35:11 PM
1 votes:
Something snarky about the Bush Administration
2006-06-10 03:35:40 PM
1 votes:
Get your hands outs'a my pocket!
2006-06-10 03:34:23 PM
1 votes:
"...I should'nt have given Laura Bush that foot massage..."

//now with voting goodness
2006-06-10 03:22:15 PM
1 votes:
Deutschland über alles!
2006-06-10 03:12:51 PM
1 votes:
"Every living thing dies alone."
2006-06-10 03:01:40 PM
1 votes:
trees
2006-06-10 02:46:37 PM
1 votes:
"At least my Poodle Fifi got away... What? She didn't? You bastards, have you no decency? You Americans are a bunch of dog killing Monsters!
2006-06-10 02:32:39 PM
1 votes:
Han shot first.... (way too late but still)
2006-06-10 02:26:32 PM
1 votes:
I see dead people.
2006-06-10 02:21:48 PM
1 votes:
"...rosebud."
2006-06-10 02:21:29 PM
1 votes:
Zarqawi: rides USAF rocket.

Zarqawi: has left the arena.
2006-06-10 02:18:25 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what Clinton will say about me at my funeral.
2006-06-10 02:16:18 PM
1 votes:
"One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
2006-06-10 01:51:52 PM
1 votes:
"All in all...it's not such a bad way to die...I hardly feel anything...mostly just numb and shocked...not like having your head slowly cut off with a small knife..."
2006-06-10 01:50:47 PM
1 votes:
"Ozzy.... rules...."

/Gives the metal horns weakly and then dies.
2006-06-10 01:43:13 PM
1 votes:
"Must...reach...sword...but...can't....*aughhhh*"
2006-06-10 01:37:25 PM
1 votes:
"farking shee n00b
shees r 4 gheys
farking n00b gun
gyah..."
2006-06-10 01:35:55 PM
1 votes:
The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

Now with voting goodness.
2006-06-10 01:27:02 PM
1 votes:
I give up G-men, you caught me.
2006-06-10 01:15:07 PM
1 votes:
Stelllaaaaaaa!!!
2006-06-10 01:11:11 PM
1 votes:
"and now the people will know i was here"

/the Canadians will get that
2006-06-10 01:03:40 PM
1 votes:
"Bomb the reactor..."
2006-06-10 12:53:08 PM
1 votes:
"Its but a flesh wound."
2006-06-10 12:51:33 PM
1 votes:
Zarky: "I had just taken a massive shiat from the colon blow I took last like and Haji said 'hey, Zarky, lite a match, you've stank up the entire house....and boooooom, the whole house just blew the fark up...has anyone seen my testicles?"
2006-06-10 12:43:14 PM
1 votes:
"That was a spicy meatball"
2006-06-10 12:25:59 PM
1 votes:
"Good... enough... to... fark... your... mother!"

/meow
2006-06-10 12:24:40 PM
1 votes:
Start the reactor Quaid!
2006-06-10 12:19:59 PM
1 votes:
"Ah, it's the deep burn!"


/ "Oh, it's so deep."
2006-06-10 12:16:52 PM
1 votes:
I coulda been a contenda
2006-06-10 11:50:39 AM
1 votes:
Hmm... almonds.
2006-06-10 10:54:09 AM
1 votes:
Who Farted?
2006-06-10 10:27:54 AM
1 votes:
I think this year, England will take the cup, all the way!
2006-06-10 10:20:07 AM
1 votes:
anyone else notice the strange resemblance to Luciano Pavoratti?
2006-06-10 10:03:02 AM
1 votes:
"All your base belong to Xenu"
2006-06-10 10:01:01 AM
1 votes:
"But I don't want to go on the cart....."
2006-06-10 09:59:16 AM
1 votes:
"Run away!"
2006-06-10 09:54:09 AM
1 votes:
"No, no, I said BUD Light !"
2006-06-10 09:21:00 AM
1 votes:
dude, you hear something?
2006-06-10 09:20:52 AM
1 votes:
tootles.
2006-06-10 09:10:23 AM
1 votes:
ow
2006-06-10 08:49:29 AM
1 votes:
"Ouch"
2006-06-10 05:44:34 AM
1 votes:
Wow! I coulda had a V-8!
2006-06-10 04:23:06 AM
1 votes:
I'm not wearing underwear today...
No i'm not wearing underwear today...
2006-06-10 02:36:48 AM
1 votes:
"That was my scene and can break it if I want to"
2006-06-10 02:10:51 AM
1 votes:
Oh merde
 
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