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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 600
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theeternalbill
2006-06-10 04:31:06 PM
I'm the skull of Vecna
 
ccnuggie
2006-06-10 04:31:09 PM
"Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back."
 
LandOfChocolate
2006-06-10 04:35:11 PM
Something snarky about the Bush Administration
 
elmaker
2006-06-10 04:38:46 PM
"Cards for sorrow
Cards for pain
'Cause I've seen blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize I'm going home"
 
Purple Hayes
2006-06-10 04:39:39 PM
"Yes, Bob, the cupholders work"
 
hypoboxer
2006-06-10 04:47:42 PM
"You can't harm me, I'm the Juggernaut biatch!"
 
geosprint
2006-06-10 04:54:55 PM
The US is bankrupt....eat it you're Osama's biatches!
 
VTMarik
2006-06-10 05:00:52 PM
Man, how crazy would it be right now if someone dropped a bomb on us right now?
 
MiddleAgedWoman
2006-06-10 05:03:02 PM
"I never had a greenlight"
 
willbefree
2006-06-10 05:04:40 PM
"I really....love Armerika...*cough*.....and Jes....*DEAD*
 
junior's shadow
2006-06-10 05:04:57 PM
No, I'm Al. Al Zark. Wowie, you americans don't understand shiat.
 
SatanicSnowWoman
2006-06-10 05:06:37 PM
I like you.
 
EdgeRunner
2006-06-10 05:12:37 PM
Where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?
 
Purple Hayes
2006-06-10 05:17:51 PM
"It's a car.... and it runs on water!!"

or

No they didn't RTFT - and I hope they burn in hell!
 
JimBob_
2006-06-10 05:19:15 PM
"Get your hands off of me you damn dirty ape"
or
"That Miss Cleo is a lying farktard"
 
Bob's Your Uncle
2006-06-10 05:23:16 PM
*sings* How do you solve a problem like Sharia?

/way late
 
Major_Shake
2006-06-10 05:28:13 PM
img127.imageshack.us
 
MyFavoritePhase
2006-06-10 05:34:47 PM
cough cough... "My favorite member...is Harpo...Is there a Harpo?..If not, there should be...I could write their next single...Boom chicky...boom chicky boom boom..." iiiregh! EHHHhhhhhhhh............
 
offacue
2006-06-10 05:35:16 PM
Awwww fark. (unfiltered, of course)
 
offacue
2006-06-10 05:36:44 PM
WAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAAAAAAAAHHH PEEEEEENIIIIS
 
Mr. Biscuit
2006-06-10 05:36:48 PM
"Duke Sucks"
 
Hansel
2006-06-10 05:40:52 PM
"P.S. Find Robert Langdon"
 
allegedman
2006-06-10 05:43:47 PM
MY NAMEN!!!

/wolfenstein 3d reference
 
camelclub [TotalFark]
2006-06-10 06:09:43 PM
That sucked.
 
deevo
2006-06-10 06:23:35 PM
No foot-longs, they make me uncomfortable.
 
drakken
2006-06-10 06:37:40 PM
"Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But I hear no sound"
 
VideoVader
2006-06-10 06:57:34 PM
The Billdozer Vote
"Ozzy.... rules...."
/Gives the metal horns weakly and then dies.

Heh, oddly appropriate for a send-off to hell.

/submitter
//yes, Ozzy does rule
 
Lost_0ne
2006-06-10 07:00:49 PM
Don't you hate it when your cell phone carrier ....
 
Vosh
2006-06-10 07:07:37 PM
Was it something I cut off?
 
jordan_lund
2006-06-10 07:28:46 PM
"Oh yeah, and Death to America..."
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 07:38:15 PM
"Less filling...."
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 07:39:25 PM
"Think of the children..."

/he was a big fan of Miller's Crossing
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 07:46:03 PM
"Think of the children..."

/he was a big fan of Miller's Crossing
//now with VOTING!!
 
lsc78
2006-06-10 08:00:23 PM
Destro! Serpentor! Why have you forsaken me!?!??!? durka durka
 
TheMysteriousStranger
2006-06-10 08:03:53 PM
al-Rosebud.

/ al-Rosebud != Rosebud
// I know, its lame
/// Will allow you to vote on it anyways.
 
chago04
2006-06-10 08:04:14 PM
"Wait, when they said 72 virgins, I never thought 72 would be their age."
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 08:06:45 PM
"Ready for my close up, C.B."
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 08:07:30 PM
"Ready for my close up, C.B."

?i keep forgetting to include voting...
 
Oldiron_79
2006-06-10 08:14:19 PM
hmmm, in the great tradition of famous last words.....

"They couldn't hit an elephant from this dist-" U.S. Genral John Sedgewick

"Quick guys, you can't let it end like this, tell them I said something important" Pancho Villa
 
quiefNpea
2006-06-10 08:19:53 PM
"The Castle of Aaaauuuggghhhh"

(Do you think he could have mean, 'Camaaaauuuuggghhhh'?)

Maybe he died while carving it?
 
Unhip1
2006-06-10 08:22:18 PM
Iraqi policeman: "What are you thinking about?"
Zarqawi: "Tomorrow..."


/obscure but recent...
 
craklin_grits_agin
2006-06-10 08:31:50 PM
Ahhh fark the bozos!
 
Artilla71
2006-06-10 08:36:07 PM
"Rat Farts!"
 
Roy_G_Biv
2006-06-10 08:37:58 PM
"The lights are growing dim Abdul. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am."

Abdul: "That's bullshiat. You're a suburban Jordanian punk just like me."

Z: "Yeah, but it still hurts. "

Abdul: "You're going to be okay."

Z: (coughs up blood)

Abdul: "Maybe not..."
 
hudef
2006-06-10 08:41:05 PM
Hey, wait a...thats not 72 virgins. Those are 72 YEAR OLD virgins!!! And they look desperate....
 
acad1228
2006-06-10 08:44:36 PM
"I'm your huckleberry!"
 
cubcake1
2006-06-10 08:50:10 PM
Someone update my blog.
 
melcrose
2006-06-10 08:52:41 PM
I think he said "oilcan"

/still my favorite fark post evah.
 
plutoniumfeather
2006-06-10 08:56:56 PM
I try to move my arm and there's no feeling . . .
I look, and see there's nothing there . . .

"AHHHHH"
 
TheyCallMeThiby
2006-06-10 09:04:14 PM
Just because someone goes "Aughhhhh" doesn't mean that there deaaaddd

/obscure?
 
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