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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2006-06-10 11:14:15 AM  
Got me a future, partner. I'm two days away from retirement, my daughter's graduating from college and as soon as we nail the Americans, my old lady and I are gonna sail around the world like we always wanted. We just christened the boat. Oh yes, sir, everything's gonna be just per -- "

/apologies to the Simpsons
 
2006-06-10 11:15:03 AM  
"I was saying Boourns"
 
2006-06-10 11:15:17 AM  
Corn?! When did I eat corn?
 
2006-06-10 11:15:25 AM  
et tu, al-zaguywhoturnedmein?
 
2006-06-10 11:15:45 AM  
Its just a scratch! I'll bite yer' legs off!
 
2006-06-10 11:20:21 AM  
"My dick. It's under that pile of cinderblocks over there. Be a dear and fetch it for me, will you?"
 
2006-06-10 11:25:02 AM  
"The Aristocrats!"

/better late than never
 
2006-06-10 11:30:06 AM  
"I Knew I should have taken a left at Albuquerque!"
 
2006-06-10 11:30:07 AM  
Tie an onion to my belt...

/He read it was quickly becomming the style in Bakubah.
//p00p_stain gets my vote.
 
2006-06-10 11:32:30 AM  
Jesus? I am so screwed...
 
2006-06-10 11:32:35 AM  
"Bless me father, for I have sinned"
 
2006-06-10 11:33:34 AM  
"KH-A-A-A-A-N-N-N-N!!!" (raises fists to sky in defiance).
 
2006-06-10 11:34:09 AM  
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!
 
2006-06-10 11:38:53 AM  
"Dammit, I forgot to turn the coffee maker off."
 
2006-06-10 11:39:22 AM  
KEYSER SOZE!!!
 
2006-06-10 11:40:20 AM  
"Please, buy a nice frame from Pier One when you put my corpse photo on display."
 
2006-06-10 11:40:47 AM  
"Player One Game Over"
 
2006-06-10 11:40:54 AM  
BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-BADGER-....
 
2006-06-10 11:41:02 AM  
Your moms box
 
2006-06-10 11:42:31 AM  
What do you mean you're out of mana? Heal me dammit!!!
 
2006-06-10 11:43:19 AM  
"My boots! Someone take off my boots!"
 
2006-06-10 11:43:20 AM  
But... You can't stop Operation Ocean Blow!
 
2006-06-10 11:45:25 AM  
"I banged Paris Hilton like a screen door in a hurricane."
 
2006-06-10 11:45:47 AM  
I love it when a plan comes together!
 
2006-06-10 11:48:51 AM  
The wound is beginning to smell a bit like almonds...
 
2006-06-10 11:50:39 AM  
Hmm... almonds.
 
2006-06-10 11:51:32 AM  
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the pubic hair of your mothers and sisters!
 
2006-06-10 11:53:52 AM  
"I... killed Sawyer's parents..."
 
2006-06-10 11:55:35 AM  
BLARG!
 
2006-06-10 11:58:03 AM  
I thought you said this was a SAFEHOUSE mutha farker!!!
 
2006-06-10 11:59:24 AM  
I killed Mufasa
 
2006-06-10 11:59:36 AM  
"Either these burquas go, or I do!!!"
 
2006-06-10 11:59:38 AM  
"I wasn't supposed to be here today!"
 
2006-06-10 12:00:18 PM  
the galaxy is on orions bell
 
2006-06-10 12:02:21 PM  
SET US UP THE BOMB!
 
2006-06-10 12:03:02 PM  
"Your knee is on my chest."
 
2006-06-10 12:03:26 PM  
"I'm the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats... I used preservatives!"

/Obscure?
 
2006-06-10 12:03:52 PM  
"you expect me to talk?"

/bond
 
nrs
2006-06-10 12:05:09 PM  
The lights are growing dim, Otto...
 
2006-06-10 12:05:46 PM  
"Is it too late to order pancakes?"
 
2006-06-10 12:06:33 PM  
"hijos de pu..."hrhrjkhkj --CARRIER LOST
 
2006-06-10 12:08:45 PM  
Came... from... behind...
 
2006-06-10 12:11:57 PM  
"Oh, great FSM, with whom all sauces are possible and unlimited breadsticks come free, please accept your wayward child..."
 
2006-06-10 12:13:46 PM  
fark it dude, let's go bowlin'
 
2006-06-10 12:15:36 PM  
You may….have got me ….but you’ll never…..get….man-bear-pig….........I’m….totally serial…..
 
2006-06-10 12:15:36 PM  
"4 8 15 16 23 42"
 
2006-06-10 12:16:52 PM  
I coulda been a contenda
 
2006-06-10 12:17:54 PM  
Those bombs were good enough.....

celebritygoogame.com

...for me to poop on!
 
2006-06-10 12:18:17 PM  
"I really like the band N'sync. I would write their next song for them..."

Inspired by the movie Kung Pow.
 
2006-06-10 12:18:30 PM  
Hey, how come everybody else in the house looks like spagetti sauce and I can still talk. Hey, where you taking me now?
 
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