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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 600
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2006-06-10 09:16:42 AM  
FARK George Booosh!
 
2006-06-10 09:17:21 AM  
"Nnooooooooooo!"

/sorry
 
2006-06-10 09:17:46 AM  
Pray for Omarion
 
2006-06-10 09:18:12 AM  
I wonder if I left my iron plugged in....
 
2006-06-10 09:18:51 AM  
"I've wasted my life."
 
2006-06-10 09:18:57 AM  
Hey honey?! what does this switch do?!!
 
2006-06-10 09:20:20 AM  
"Now how am I going to find out what happens on LOST?"
 
2006-06-10 09:20:36 AM  
"Ever have ' one of those days ' when nothing goes right?"
 
2006-06-10 09:20:52 AM  
tootles.
 
2006-06-10 09:21:00 AM  
dude, you hear something?
 
2006-06-10 09:21:45 AM  
Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani!
 
2006-06-10 09:21:57 AM  
Allah be damned! That was going to be a one-wiper...
 
2006-06-10 09:22:06 AM  
Zarqawi: "I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. "

American soldier: "You're not fooling anyone, you know."
 
2006-06-10 09:22:29 AM  
I would like to have seen Montana

i5.tinypic.com
 
2006-06-10 09:23:28 AM  
Can you tell my girlfriend that I had....the....HERPES!
 
2006-06-10 09:24:34 AM  
"The money is buried under a big 'W'......."
 
2006-06-10 09:25:17 AM  
Friends suck.
 
2006-06-10 09:25:31 AM  
Congratulations! But the princess is in another castle.
 
2006-06-10 09:25:35 AM  
I'd have to say this is better than The Break up.
 
2006-06-10 09:25:56 AM  
"...was that me, or was that you?"
 
2006-06-10 09:25:57 AM  
It's...........
 
2006-06-10 09:26:21 AM  
From TFA:

Caldwell indicated that U.S. troops "went into the process to provide medical care to him" before Zarqawi expired.

I hope it was the kind of "medical care" involving a pillow and/or a ton of sleeping pills.
 
2006-06-10 09:26:46 AM  
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: What?
Marine #2: Nothing. There's your 25 milion dollars.
Zarqawi: I'm not dead.
Marine #1: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Marine #2: Yes he is.
Zarqawi: I'm not.
Marine #1: He isn't.
Marine #2: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Zarqawi: I'm getting better.
Marine #2: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Marine #1: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Zarqawi: I don't want to go on the cart.
Marine #2: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Marine #1: I can't take him.
Zarqawi: I feel fine.
Marine #2: Oh, do me a favor.
Marine #1: I can't.
Marine #2: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Marine #1: I promised I'd be at the Attahs. They've lost nine today.
Marine #2: Well, when's your next round?
Marine #1: Thursday.
Zarqawi: I think I'll go for a walk.
Marine #2: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Zarqawi: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Marine #1 glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Zarqawi with his a whack of his rifle]

/apologies to the holy Pythons
//also not dead yet
///will be stone dead in a minute
 
2006-06-10 09:26:49 AM  
This is funny.
 
2006-06-10 09:27:25 AM  
Allah Ak-Bush!
 
2006-06-10 09:27:35 AM  
"Medic!"
 
2006-06-10 09:27:50 AM  
"This never would have happened if Gore was elected.... I blame Bush."
 
2006-06-10 09:28:14 AM  
Vote for Pedro
 
2006-06-10 09:28:25 AM  
Kiss me, Hardy.
 
2006-06-10 09:28:45 AM  
"Bury me upside down, so you can kiss my ass."
 
2006-06-10 09:29:30 AM  
"I think I just sharted"
 
2006-06-10 09:30:12 AM  
"IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT"!!!
 
2006-06-10 09:31:44 AM  
"Made it Ma! Top of the World!"
 
2006-06-10 09:32:15 AM  
"Don't let them show me on CNN every ten minutes."
 
2006-06-10 09:32:37 AM  
"Budda?"
Or perhaps
"Jesus?"
Or perhaps
"Krishna?"
Or perhaps
"Oh Allah! It's hot! So hot! What have I..."
Or perhaps
"I've wasted my life..."
 
2006-06-10 09:32:53 AM  
"The horror! The horror!"
 
2006-06-10 09:34:08 AM  
"Hold me, darling, for a little while."
 
2006-06-10 09:35:27 AM  
"I still cant't believe..they named it the Wii."
 
2006-06-10 09:36:15 AM  
"I'll be back...the Pentagon needs a bogeyman...."
 
2006-06-10 09:36:41 AM  
I'll see you in three days.
 
2006-06-10 09:38:49 AM  
Difficulty: No "Rosebud"

Unless his name was Bambo.

/husband likes that game
 
2006-06-10 09:38:57 AM  
"Wait for it........UGHHH!"
 
2006-06-10 09:39:36 AM  
I smell bread.
 
2006-06-10 09:39:47 AM  
"I'll get you my pretty... and your little dog too!"
 
2006-06-10 09:40:48 AM  
Worst death EVER!
 
2006-06-10 09:41:34 AM  
"My HMO card's in my wallet..."
 
2006-06-10 09:41:40 AM  
"Jack, I swear..."
 
2006-06-10 09:42:54 AM  
"Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult."
 
2006-06-10 09:43:26 AM  
"Look what you've done...to...my...sheets"
 
2006-06-10 09:44:20 AM  
My... virgins... are... men?
 
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