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(Yahoo)   Shortly before his death, Zarqawi reportedly mumbled something incoherently. What was he was trying to say? Difficulty: No "Rosebud"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 600
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2006-06-10 01:42:06 AM  
"Dude... dude.. *cough* ...take a picture, man."
 
2006-06-10 01:43:16 AM  
"I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids"
 
2006-06-10 01:43:52 AM  
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO"

/stolen
 
2006-06-10 01:45:49 AM  
Durka Durka!
 
2006-06-10 01:46:28 AM  
Acne! I was saying acne!
 
2006-06-10 01:47:15 AM  
I surrendurka durka.....
 
2006-06-10 01:47:16 AM  
"HOLY farkING shiat THIS HURTS! OUCH!"
 
2006-06-10 01:49:36 AM  
"Bury me 90 feet under, because the fecal matter is gonna sting."

Then again... he's dead. WHO CARES?
 
2006-06-10 01:49:40 AM  
Do these mortal wounds make me look fat?
 
2006-06-10 01:50:59 AM  
70 virginians? i thought you said virgins
 
2006-06-10 01:54:06 AM  
"Nobody shot me"
 
2006-06-10 01:55:12 AM  
"I'LL GET YOU... MENDOOOZAAA!!!"
 
2006-06-10 01:55:36 AM  
I wish you'd have enabled voting MrWhippe
 
2006-06-10 01:56:03 AM  
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
 
2006-06-10 01:57:08 AM  
"Hey dude, those new value menus at Mcdonalds are pretty cool"
 
2006-06-10 01:57:32 AM  
Kahnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!
 
2006-06-10 01:57:34 AM  
"It was... fun."
 
2006-06-10 01:58:25 AM  
"Can someone return my car to Avis?"
 
2006-06-10 01:58:53 AM  
the horror, the horror

or

I told you I was hardcore
 
2006-06-10 01:59:37 AM  
Quick ... need ... to ... see ... last ... episode ... of ... 24
 
2006-06-10 01:59:53 AM  
"so.....so cold...."
 
2006-06-10 01:59:56 AM  
"You could've waited til World Cup was over"
 
2006-06-10 02:02:32 AM  
Nah - it's only a flesh wound
 
2006-06-10 02:03:50 AM  
"My God, it's full of stars."
 
2006-06-10 02:04:10 AM  
"You must all see my penis before I die...Just for fun...look at it"
 
2006-06-10 02:04:21 AM  
"Holy camel shiat, how come that Ann Coulter person is such a coont? And I thought I hated America..."
 
2006-06-10 02:04:41 AM  
Some ... countries ...

no ... sense ... of ... humour
 
2006-06-10 02:05:58 AM  
I feel happy. I feel happy.

*whack*
 
2006-06-10 02:06:35 AM  
Klaatu Borata Nikto.
 
2006-06-10 02:06:56 AM  
You should see the other guy...
 
2006-06-10 02:07:14 AM  
"Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they..... HA HA oh damn I couldn't even say that with a straight face."
 
2006-06-10 02:08:45 AM  
"If you wanna get down, down to the ground... Cocaine"
 
2006-06-10 02:10:30 AM  
"At least I never farked a horse faced broad like you"
 
2006-06-10 02:10:51 AM  
Oh merde
 
2006-06-10 02:11:13 AM  
"Holy shiat, dude, pass me back the bong, that's some good shiat...wow, I am sooo blasted right now."
 
2006-06-10 02:11:24 AM  
The location of Bin Laden is ....... urgggghhhhh
 
2006-06-10 02:12:58 AM  
"You must eat my brain and gain my wisdom"
 
2006-06-10 02:13:07 AM  
"Luke... there is... another... Skywalker..."
 
2006-06-10 02:13:58 AM  
In all seriousness, it was probably:

"Allāh-u-Akbar."
 
2006-06-10 02:15:40 AM  
"Man, I'm hard as a rock"

ok....

maybe thats just me.....
 
2006-06-10 02:16:43 AM  
"Hold my beer and watch this"
 
2006-06-10 02:23:00 AM  
"I'm dead Jim..."
 
2006-06-10 02:23:10 AM  
But.... I'm a farking demon.
 
2006-06-10 02:24:03 AM  
"Beely, don't be a hero. Don't be a fool with your life..."
 
2006-06-10 02:24:50 AM  
"Drop the Chilupa..."
 
2006-06-10 02:25:55 AM  
"I just wanted a Pepsi! just a Pepsi! And she wouldn't give it to me! Just a Pepsi!"
 
2006-06-10 02:26:28 AM  
"Drew! It was just an innocent poop thread...."
 
2006-06-10 02:28:36 AM  
I meant to do that
 
2006-06-10 02:29:22 AM  
"What a bad day to forget my Depends adult diapers"
 
2006-06-10 02:31:07 AM  
"As long as I have my turbin, some tasty waves and some cool buds, all I can say is Surfs Up!"
 
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