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(The Smoking Gun)   When teachers have sex and students catch them, The Smoking Gun is There (with pic)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 326
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2006-06-09 11:45:20 AM  
... after writing their letters home.
 
2006-06-09 11:52:39 AM  
Gotta love it.


Reporter: Coach, did you have sex with her?
Coach: Hell, no. I was doing a crossword puzzle.

Reporter: Teacher, did you have sex with Coach?
Teacher: Yes, I did

Reporter: Coach, Teacher says you two did have sex
Coach: I guess we did.
 
2006-06-09 12:11:58 PM  
Excellent Python reference, Smitty.
 
2006-06-09 12:36:01 PM  
I went to this school as a kid, and my nephew attends school there now. I've got to call home this weekend to see if he was the one who busted them!
 
2006-06-09 12:58:23 PM  
img438.imageshack.us

yo lo golpearía!
 
2006-06-09 01:02:33 PM  
MsStressa: I went to this school as a kid

You're a Floridiot? I'm so crushed by disillusionment, now...
 
2006-06-09 01:05:45 PM  
They would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
 
2006-06-09 01:27:41 PM  
she just got married a few months ago, too.

what a farking whore.
 
2006-06-09 01:28:16 PM  
Not too shabby.
 
2006-06-09 01:28:29 PM  
I wish sex ed at my middle school had been so engaging, Stupid Kids today don't understand how good they have it.
 
2006-06-09 01:28:37 PM  
Well, it was Florida, and miscegenation, so naturally there was a problem.
 
2006-06-09 01:29:13 PM  
They get no props for at least farking an adult and not a student? I think we should be congratulating them for not having sex with another 14 year old.
 
2006-06-09 01:29:15 PM  
Smoking Gun and sex reference......

What do you do if your partner smokes after sex?

Take shorter strokes and use more lubrication.


/sorta relevant
//DNRTFA
///slippity slash
 
2006-06-09 01:29:16 PM  
won't somebody please think of the children!?!?
 
2006-06-09 01:29:44 PM  
School kids are idiots for not using phone-camera.

I would've gotten straight As from that day on. And maybe a few blow-jobs and some breast sucking.
 
2006-06-09 01:30:09 PM  
At least it was a teacher/teacher thing this time and not a teacher/student thing.
 
2006-06-09 01:30:16 PM  
I just had great sex a little while ago on my kitchen table. Thank god the Smoking Gun wasn't there.

Seriously, those two did take a stupid chance -- if they wanted to fark, they should have gone to a motel room.
 
2006-06-09 01:30:37 PM  
bob_justice: she just got married a few months ago, too.

what a farking whore.



You didn't get the memo? Women are the new men.
 
2006-06-09 01:30:44 PM  
Oh she's a hot tamale alright.
 
2006-06-09 01:30:57 PM  
At least it was a fellow teacher/adult...could've been a student.
 
2006-06-09 01:32:01 PM  
'he was observed standing approximately 5 inches behind her...'

CLASSIC!!!
 
2006-06-09 01:32:16 PM  
________ advised that Ms. Sepulveda stayed bent down for a while.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 
2006-06-09 01:32:43 PM  
Bratty little shiats. I told them not to say anything in exchange for a candy bar but NO that wasn't good enough!
 
2006-06-09 01:32:50 PM  
Why no picture of the coach?
 
2006-06-09 01:32:53 PM  
then there was a baby and the baby looked at me.
 
2006-06-09 01:32:59 PM  
I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple making babies in a closet and then I saw the baby and then the baby looked at me
 
2006-06-09 01:33:08 PM  
I would hop all over her too...

but yea, gotta block out that window next time...
 
2006-06-09 01:33:22 PM  
I'd hit it.

/I like the 'he was 5 inches behind her' line.
 
2006-06-09 01:33:32 PM  
Gettin' caught...part of the thrill......
"The thrill is gone....the thrill is gone..
props to BBKing
 
2006-06-09 01:33:44 PM  
Damn she's hot. Who could blame her? If I were the student I would've whipped out a camera phone and start the recording.
 
2006-06-09 01:33:52 PM  
These kids were REALLY stupid to narc: have they no sense of enterprise?
 
2006-06-09 01:34:36 PM  
was that wrong? should they not have done that?
 
2006-06-09 01:35:04 PM  
JoeDonBaker
At least it was a teacher/teacher thing this time and not a teacher/student thing.


Oh sure, you always look at the negative.
 
2006-06-09 01:35:10 PM  
Troggie your post appearing right before mine couldn't have been better. Props to you.
 
2006-06-09 01:35:15 PM  
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your pupils are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you
 
2006-06-09 01:35:43 PM  
Sex at work is fine, unless you work in a school.

I bleached every surface in my cube before I moved in. I know the guy who had it before me.

/Loves working at a college
//Still working on getting some in every dorm
///I keep getting older, the girls stay the same age
 
2006-06-09 01:35:49 PM  
there had to be a better place for that. But there is no reason to lose your job.
 
2006-06-09 01:35:50 PM  
"yo lo golpearía!"

Unless that's a tranny, you're probably gonna want to say "yo la golpearía". :)
 
2006-06-09 01:35:52 PM  
What the hell is this world coming to when you can't even have sex at work anymore?
 
2006-06-09 01:36:17 PM  
cshldoc

These kids were REALLY stupid to narc: have they no sense of enterprise?

They missed out on some cash, didn't they?
 
2006-06-09 01:36:57 PM  
SSPinkerton - Kudos on the Seinfeld reference!
 
2006-06-09 01:37:09 PM  
sebulba?
 
2006-06-09 01:38:12 PM  
wherever there is suffering, you will find THE THREE AMIGOS!
 
2006-06-09 01:38:38 PM  
Not so bad. It was 2 adults this time. And the kids who saw it will get a giggle for a few days and everything will be fine.

Such a shame society has to overreact "for the children".
 
2006-06-09 01:38:49 PM  
When is the Smoking Gun not there?
 
2006-06-09 01:38:50 PM  
I guess middle school students don't know the term is reverse cowgirl.
 
2006-06-09 01:39:07 PM  
I believe the 5 inch gap represents an RMS value.

In real time, he was 7 inches behind, then 4, then 2, 4, 7, 4, 2, Oh, God, Zero!, 6!, Zero!, 6!, HEY, WHAT ARE THOSE DAMN KIDS DOING!!!!
 
2006-06-09 01:39:30 PM  
Thisbymaster: I have to disagree, with all respect to you. There are rules of conduct and good behavior, especially in an environment where there are kids/young adults. There is no defense and they should lose their jobs.
 
2006-06-09 01:39:30 PM  
keithmccants: You didn't get the memo? Women are the new men.

When women give men ruphenol, then they will be the new men :)
 
2006-06-09 01:39:33 PM  
/Loves working at a college
//Still working on getting some in every dorm
///I keep getting older, the girls stay the same age


I want to work in a college!
 
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