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2006-06-09 01:59:47 PM
You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot
www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2006-06-09 02:02:22 PM
members.aol.com

ROWR!
 
2006-06-09 02:02:41 PM
She just had jungle fever during business hours... Couldn't she wait until after school? Bet her husband is PISSED...
 
2006-06-09 02:02:51 PM
/Loves working at a college
//Still working on getting some in every dorm
///I keep getting older, the girls stay the same age

I want to work in a college!


4 years as Campus Police at a local U. Third shift. I learned a valuable lesson there:

Drunk college girls are good for my ego.

good times, good times......

/dating a student right now
 
2006-06-09 02:03:00 PM
Omarion
You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

First of all, she's not so hideously ugly that being good in the sack couldn't make up for it.

Second, why do you think the gym teacher was doing her doggie style?

\Some people have no imagination.
 
2006-06-09 02:03:05 PM
gorgor

It's not fair DAMBIT!

Well that's one of the dumnest spelling mistakes ever.
 
2006-06-09 02:03:58 PM
Omarion

You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

Probably why he went with the old rear-entry . . .
 
2006-06-09 02:04:08 PM
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Hu Hump Hump me baby

A brrzzzz braaauuuu brrrzzs brump
 
2006-06-09 02:04:59 PM
Omarion: You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

You know your standards are too high if you can't appreciate an attractive woman. Look, she can't need to "eat a sammich" and "have curves" at the same time. Do you really want to be farking a bag of antlers?
 
2006-06-09 02:05:33 PM
FTR: "...assignations"?

Are assignations like allegations or are they some new combination of sexual postitions and such?

Oh, won't someone show me the way!

///Friday slashes are the best///
 
2006-06-09 02:05:45 PM
You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

Please, Omarion, she is very attractive. No makeup and still a pretty woman.

Let's see a pic of your last conquest, Oh Cassanova.
 
2006-06-09 02:06:01 PM
/shakes fist at The Icelander. . .
 
2006-06-09 02:06:28 PM
iollow
It's not about the rules, it's about sex. Americans are uncomfortable with it, and it causes them to freak out.

Look, there was a sign on my high school doors specifically stating that no pets are to be taken into the school. If a teacher took a little kitty-cat, would they be fired? I mean, it's clearly against the rules, right? No, because kittens don't make Americans freak out. Sex does.


You must be new to America. Fired? Likely not. Some sort of disciplinary action? You betcha!
 
2006-06-09 02:06:33 PM
he was observed standing approximately 5 inches behind her

C'mon kids, use the metric system. 12.7 centimeters. Get it right.
 
2006-06-09 02:06:35 PM
Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy.
 
2006-06-09 02:07:00 PM
gorgor: There's a word for people that think it's ok to have sex in front of/with children.

Woody Allen?
 
2006-06-09 02:07:05 PM
misanthropologist

You're new here aren't you?
 
2006-06-09 02:07:31 PM
gorgor: iollow

There's a word for people that think it's ok to have sex in front of/with children.



Oh, come on. They were certainly stupid, reckless, and unprofessional, but they weren't trying to turn the kids on. It was more of a "sex where we shouldn't do it in case we get caught" kink than a pedo one.

Anyway, at least the kids got to find out why all the gym teachers refer to Ms. Sepluveda as "Lassie".
 
2006-06-09 02:08:10 PM
A. she's hot
B. can't believe no pics yet of george talking to mr. lipman...i'd post one myself but my account is picture-posting challenged.
 
G2V
2006-06-09 02:08:22 PM
Omarion
You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

Now, what was the sense of that? The only possible achievement you can possibly derive from this post is a few of those 'sharp knee' picture postings at best. More likely you'll just have a fair number of people snickering at another basement dweller bashing on decent looking women! so sad.
 
2006-06-09 02:08:24 PM
May I be the not-first to propose a new "Sex Ed." FARK tag?
 
2006-06-09 02:09:00 PM
Sloth_DC: Why? If your 13- or 14-year-old kid can't handle the concept of two teachers screwing, you've pretty well failed as a parent.

It's not that I think they wouldn't be able to handle it, it's an issue of role models. Teachers are supposed to set a good example. Screwing during work hours, by what other farkers are saying while cheating on your spouse, in such an environment seems, to me, to be the polar opposite of setting a good example, even if you're not gung-ho abstinence.
 
2006-06-09 02:09:01 PM
Hell of a way to earn tenure.
 
2006-06-09 02:09:26 PM
k00k

'One to two occasions'?? He doesnt remember?? BS, if I only farked a chik once or twice, I'd know EXACTLY how many times.. I'd probably lose track after about 10, not ONE!

Yeah, which likely means *Ms* was banging the Mr multiple times.
 
2006-06-09 02:09:30 PM
Akuinnen

Perfect!
/golf clap :)
 
2006-06-09 02:10:30 PM
That is totally going on Myspace.
Unrelated links
 
2006-06-09 02:10:39 PM
EVERYBODY WAS HUGGING!

www.uloc.de
 
2006-06-09 02:10:49 PM
As far as her hotness goes:
I've had better...and I've had worse.
 
2006-06-09 02:11:03 PM
Omarion: You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

I've had worse.
 
2006-06-09 02:11:53 PM
G2V: Omarion
You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot

Now, what was the sense of that? The only possible achievement you can possibly derive from this post is a few of those 'sharp knee' picture postings at best. More likely you'll just have a fair number of people snickering at another basement dweller bashing on decent looking women! so sad.



I'll pray for Omarion
 
2006-06-09 02:12:57 PM
They were teachers. The kids were learning something. What is the problem here?

/what happens is utility room B stays in utility room B
 
2006-06-09 02:13:17 PM
Gorgor - I think misanthropologist was just joking because of the way he spelled "dumnest"

//Just sayin
 
2006-06-09 02:13:37 PM

They call themsleves teachers
But what's being taught?
How to fark kids and not get caught

How can a teacher reach ya?
They're too busy in the halls
Trying to fark the other teachers


I never thought that little midget gansta rapper was so right on.
 
2006-06-09 02:15:16 PM
Adman12
It was more of a "sex where we shouldn't do it in case we get caught"

Oh I hear ya there, kinda like when I'm trying to leave your place before you get home from work.
 
2006-06-09 02:15:50 PM
You ever been making love to your wife, looking deeply into each others eyes, and someone tickles your foot?

...mood killer!

/redneck?
 
2006-06-09 02:15:52 PM
students saw through a "hole and a crack" in the paper

Heh, 'hole and a crack'. Such crude writing.
 
2006-06-09 02:16:14 PM
what the hell race is H?
 
2006-06-09 02:16:18 PM
evaned: It's not that I think they wouldn't be able to handle it, it's an issue of role models. Teachers are supposed to set a good example. Screwing during work hours..seems, to me, to be the polar opposite of setting a good example, even if you're not gung-ho abstinence.

How so? They're demonstrating the importance of enjoying your work, forming strong interpersonal relationships with your coworkers, and incorporating aerobic activity into your daily routine.
 
2006-06-09 02:16:21 PM
Akuinnen: gorgor: There's a word for people that think it's ok to have sex in front of/with children.

Woody Allen?


no. That is in and out of children.
 
2006-06-09 02:16:47 PM
trippdogg
/what happens is utility room B stays in utility room B

Thanks. Now everybody at work knows I'm farking around.
 
2006-06-09 02:17:42 PM
Figaro: what the hell race is H?

Hispanic.
 
2006-06-09 02:18:41 PM
Not quite...it's quiet!
 
2006-06-09 02:19:18 PM
Figaro: what the hell race is H?

H - Hispanic

HH - Hot Hispanic

HHH - Hunter Hearst Helmsley
 
2006-06-09 02:19:25 PM
I like my techaers to be smarter than the kids they teah. These two are so sloppy and stupid, they can't bang without being seen?! Come on. Dumbass gym teacher-jock and dumb slut we-all-hate-the-language teacher. Who's that nimrod who said she's not hot enuf to bang? Banging the dumb ones is better b/c you hate them so much...
 
2006-06-09 02:20:45 PM
what the hell race is H?

hot?

hooters?

hoo-ha?

hittable?


/hispanic
 
2006-06-09 02:20:56 PM
Sloth_DC
Omarion: You know farkers don't get out much if they consider this hot
I've had worse.

2006-06-09 02:10:49 PM dogfood
As far as her hotness goes:
I've had better...and I've had worse.


read second comment
 
2006-06-09 02:21:03 PM
Not so bad. It was 2 adults this time. And the kids who saw it will get a giggle for a few days and everything will be fine.

Such a shame society has to overreact "for the children".



Not picking on the poster of this comment, but it strikes me as the crux of the whole problem.


Yes, people are too hung up on sex and nudity, and yes, it would be nice if people weren't. However, it is not appropriate for someone who works with children, in a position of authority, to engage in sex at work, whether the kids can see them or not.

None of the children will be able to effectively learn anything from either of these two anymore, because they'll always be 'the teachers who were doing it in the classroom' and nothing more than that. The other teachers won't be able to work with them, either. So there's nothing left for them at that school. You can say it's unfair if you want, but there's no way they can live it down. They were farking in a classroom and the kids saw them do it.

They won't just "giggle" and forget about it. People that see other people that they know having sex, never forget about it. Why do you think there's a cliche about people who see their parents doing it? Why is it such a joke? Because everyone knows that you'd never forget about it. Doesn't mean it has to mess you up, but you certainly never forget that it happened.

They were seen, they should be fired. And I'm sure they'll both have trouble getting new teaching jobs, and I saw somewhere up there that she's recently married, so I hope her husband throws every last item of hers out of the farking house into the street, & gets a swift divorce in which the sum total of assets gained during the marriage that she gets her hands on is zero.

In short, let her starve, or move in with the crossword puzzle coach, or whatever she wants to do. But if she can't keep her legs closed in a school classroom, then she has no business teaching. (Same goes for him, only insert "pants done up" where it says "legs closed".)


And I say this as someone who is personally a big fan of standing 5 inches behind a woman who is bent over for a long time. 6 inches, even.
 
2006-06-09 02:21:31 PM
Smitty's Python quote stems from the health class seen from The Meaning of Life where Cleese and a lovely lady show the young boys how to perform sex:

"If you will observe, the penis is more or less erect."

Another classic lines from that part was:

"Did we or did we not cover vaginal juices?"
 
2006-06-09 02:22:20 PM
gorgor: Oh I hear ya there, kinda like when I'm trying to leave your place before you get home from work.


You must be buggering my pet hedgehog, then, since my wife's still at work.

(She's a teacher, BTW, so feel free to riff off of that.)
 
2006-06-09 02:23:49 PM
funny she looks more like a Herspanic...

ba dump bump!

Thanks for playing the bad pun game.
 
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