tsk tsk smitty .... tag should never trump tag.

A day without a Floridumb tag would be like a day without beer for Drew.

If they're not going to black out all the he/she and him/her in the report, it's kind of useless to black out any of them. At least they managed not to let either kid's name slip through, I guess.

realmojo - you type to many words.

I win by 6 seconds.

phenn: Excellent Python reference, Smitty.

Man, I'm a fair Python nut, but I don't get it. Care to enlighten?

Ahh, she wanted some of the LD from the big black gym teacher.

(read the report, it specifies the race/sex of those involved)

Bouncing up and down!!

unfarkingbelievable: Thisbymaster: I have to disagree, with all respect to you. There are rules of conduct and good behavior, especially in an environment where there are kids/young adults. There is no defense and they should lose their jobs.

It's not about the rules, it's about sex. Americans are uncomfortable with it, and it causes them to freak out.

Look, there was a sign on my high school doors specifically stating that no pets are to be taken into the school. If a teacher took a little kitty-cat, would they be fired? I mean, it's clearly against the rules, right? No, because kittens don't make Americans freak out. Sex does.

So why do they call her Lassie?

/Obscure?
//Better not be!
///Bet she gave good slash

Okay.

Cheating on new husband = Majorly uncool.
Doing the Humpty Dance in your place of work = Cool
Doing the Humpty Dance at a school with kids around = Majorly uncool.

Having weighed all the appropriate evidence, I find La Skanqui Grande muy guilty and sentence her to be given a paddlin' (by me), to be followed by mucho head...

/Come and get your paddlin', or paddle and get your...never mind.

I'd hit it

/Obligatory

It's not fair DAMBIT!
Kids today with their horney teachers that actually look good.
Mine were all bitter and ugly.

Was I the only one that thought something a little more interesting than "Teacher" would be listed under Position in the police report?

Did the students get charged as sex offenders for peeping?

Sheesh, Porky's is never obscure shubai33 Good reference tho

I think they should change the name of their site from "The Smoking Gun" to the more honest "Teachers Having Sex.com"


Having said that, let me tell you how perfect it is that it was the Spanish teacher humping the gym coach. One throbbing with ethnic passion and the other a walking time-bomb of testosterone. I've probably watched too much late-night Showtime.

keithmccants

You didn't get the memo? Women are the new men.

Bravo.

TSG is blocked at work, can someone post pics please?

I am with tentacle because there was paper over the window. THE KIDS WERE PEAKING THROUGH A SMALL HOLE.
Pervs. Not saying sex in school and cheating are all alright and everything.. Just saying...Don't know what I am saying

despair, that was funny

So on page 2, paragraph 2, 4th line, we see "she" saw them with their pants down, as well as the female teacher telling "her" in the last line not to report what "she" saw. AND she had to look through the crack (huh-huh) in the paper in order to see it. Oh yeah, this chick's gonna be real fun when she gets older. I feel sorry for whatever guy that ends up dating her, and whatever kids she ends up having.

Stupid teachers for doing it in the school, anyway.

I Had A Cat Named Snowball

Was I the only one that thought something a little more interesting than "Teacher" would be listed under Position in the police report?

LOL Doggey Style came to mind!

iollow: It's not about the rules, it's about sex. Americans are uncomfortable with it, and it causes them to freak out.

In part, I agree, but not completely. I think resigning was appropriate for this instance. This isn't just violating the rules, it's violating the rules in a pretty stupid manner. I realize they locked the door and had the window covered, but not completely, and THEY DID IT DURING SCHOOL HOURS.

That's a bit bigger violation of the rules than bringing a cat.

If it was after school and they still had taken the precautions I'd feel differently, but I think it's appropriate in this case.

Plus, even if we're a bit stuck up, I think that's our business. I know if I had kids and they saw that I'd be fairly pissed.

"phenn: Excellent Python reference, Smitty.

Man, I'm a fair Python nut, but I don't get it. Care to enlighten?"

Me neither.

Does anybody know where to find the picture of the male teacher? I wonder if he is a hottie.

cshldoc: These kids were REALLY stupid to narc: have they no sense of enterprise?

that's why they turned them in, the students wanted a piece of the action, and were denied.....

I demand pictures of Principal Skinner nailing Edna Krabapple

wow spanish teacher on the desk...he really wanted to outdue his peers...all the illegal aged boys

Just remember. Nobody likes a tattle tale

2006-06-09 01:32:59 PM realmojo
I saw Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabapple making babies in a closet and then I saw the baby and then the baby looked at me

2006-06-09 01:32:53 PM Mike_Bolton
then there was a baby and the baby looked at me.

whoa

Aren't there any rooms that DON'T have windows in the door? Like a storage room or something. Seriously, if you're going to fark at work, at least do your homework and make sure noone walks in on you. Both because they might be kids, which is uncool, and because it'll probably get you fired as well as likely divorced. Plus, you'll end up on TSG and nobody wants that.

"...was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya, I have to plead ignorance on this one, cause if someone told me that that sort of behaviour was FROWNED upon..."

Why do they hate passion?

glenlivid
Having said that, let me tell you how perfect it is that it was the Spanish teacher humping the gym coach. One throbbing with ethnic passion and the other a walking time-bomb of testosterone. I've probably watched too much late-night Showtime.

*golf clap*

I'd hit it till she said "no mas".

iollow

That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. I'm as unprude as they come, but I don't see how having sex while on the job is appropriate by any stretch of the imagination. And not only that, but they manage to get caught by students? No, it certainly isn't going to "scar them for life" or any BS like that. But it is still inappropriate and unprofessional.

Fahkinell: Aren't there any rooms that DON'T have windows in the door? Like a storage room or something. Seriously, if you're going to fark at work, at least do your homework and make sure noone walks in on you.

The couple that got busted for farking in the stairway at one of the office buildings downtown could have used that advice.

should have used the firehose on them.....

I think it's safe to assume that the only thing kids are learning in school these days is how to spill the beans to authority figures.

I guess that's why they needed to criminalize whistle-blowing.

2006-06-09 01:35:49 PM Thisbymaster

there had to be a better place for that. But there is no reason to lose your job.

You're kidding right? Would you not say that people who entrust their children to the school everyday do so expecting that those to whom they're entrusting them are possessed of the ability to formulate and dispense good judgement?

Would you not also agree that farking in a classroom with someone else's children right outside the door is an example of the inability to use good judgement?

Consider the school's liability and the reaction of the parents if the teachers were allowed to retain their jobs and, by extension, allowed to exercise their already questionable judgement while children are in their charge.

As others have mentioned, this is not like breaking a rule regarding kitty cats and other such BS. This is the ability to use good judgement in an enviroment where you are directly responsible for other people's children. It's why schools screen for felons, child molesters and put people on leave for being arrested for drugs, DUI, etc.

It's really not that difficult to figure out...

"Mr Wilburn did admit to having sexual intercourse with Ms. Sepulveda on one to two occasions in the classroom during work hours."

'One to two occasions'?? He doesnt remember?? BS, if I only farked a chik once or twice, I'd know EXACTLY how many times.. I'd probably lose track after about 10, not ONE!

Akuinnen
You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around
'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound
Which is cool, but your pupils are chillin' in the other room.
The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

/haven't heard that in years

the article said, "he", meaning a boy, right?

dumbass tag for the boy who could have hit it too had he played his cards right.

gnosis301

In answer to your question, The Smoking Gun isn't there when The Sun is there.

evaned: I know if I had kids and they saw that I'd be fairly pissed.

Why? If your 13- or 14-year-old kid can't handle the concept of two teachers screwing, you've pretty well failed as a parent.

iollow

There's a word for people that think it's ok to have sex in front of/with children.

I swear, if teachers had sex with students more often I would have graduated highschool. Hrmph!

On time and under budget, thunderking!