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(CBC)   Karla Homolka has lost her legal battle to change her name, which is fine, since "Teenagegirl Rapistand Psychopathicserialkiller" wouldn't look great on letterhead anyway   (cbc.ca) divider line 131
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2006-06-09 01:05:47 PM
canusa: Not for nuthin', but you gotta wonder though. Can you imagine having sex with this woman? with her past, I mean what could possibly be OFF the table as far as what you wanted to do?

That's exactly the type of thing I was typing as you were hitting enter. Nice to meet another bastard as sick as me.

/When the dentist asked me if I wanted cadaver bone in my mouth I said "sure doc, who doesn't? But isn't it illegal?" I thought he was going to slap me.
 
2006-06-09 01:06:48 PM
candiru.fish


/When the dentist asked me if I wanted cadaver bone in my mouth I said "sure doc, who doesn't? But isn't it illegal?" I thought he was going to slap me.


new keyboard please!
 
2006-06-09 01:08:12 PM
canusa: . Can you imagine having sex with this woman? with her past, I mean what could possibly be OFF the table as far as what you wanted to do?

My fantasy would involve taking her from behind, while breaking full beer bottles over her head.
 
OCB
2006-06-09 01:08:31 PM
ElysiumNow
Ms. Soontobelivintherestofhershortlifeinagonizinpain Rapisthere


/I think that fixes it
 
2006-06-09 01:09:53 PM
DIE IN A FIRE CRAZY BIA*CH
 
2006-06-09 01:11:13 PM
I read about her and and her husbands' exploits on crimelibrary.com a few years back, and have since wished I hadn't.

Pretty sick stuff.
 
2006-06-09 01:11:34 PM
"Look, even his business card says 'the rapist'!"
"That's therapist."
 
2006-06-09 01:12:56 PM
One of the victims, Leslie Mahaffey, was taken from right across the street of my old place when I lived there at the time and I gotta tell you, shiat like that just doesn't happen in these parts, and that's about as bad as it can get...so how is she even out of jail/alive?

Sure they cut a deal but Come on!! The deal could've been more geared towards a nicer prison where she can rott,(which she also got) instead of lesser jail time, as well. The prosecution even had most/enough of her involvement on video for fark sakes!!

Man, counting that and the way they (canadian government) botched the air India bombing after wasting millions of taxpayers money, it's a goddam freeforall up here for Canadian criminals.

\I say keep them in the States with the rest of the Yipi Kyaye, gun toting assholes where they belong!
 
2006-06-09 01:14:10 PM
otakucode: BTW, if you ever have the chance, make sure to catch the movie "Psychos in Love", it is a surprisingly enjoyable movie... very B, but very funny. It's probably not easy to find, but just file the title in the back of your brain.

/I hate olives


Sounds like Tueday nights to me.
 
2006-06-09 01:16:02 PM
She should not only still be locked up, but she should be in solitary, forever. Monster.
 
2006-06-09 01:21:37 PM
She'd hit me.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2006-06-09 01:23:19 PM
Was that picture taken in the same basement where she killed her little sister?
 
2006-06-09 01:30:15 PM
If you get a chance, check out the HBO documentary Autopsy 8: Dead Giveaway.

I hadn't heard anything about her, but that show gave a decent overview of the case and subsequent bargaining. I have yet to see something else that nasty.

Probably going to be hard to find but I bet HBO reruns them from time to time.
 
2006-06-09 01:39:29 PM
The Law & Order episode "Fools For Love" was based on these rapes and murders.
 
2006-06-09 01:44:34 PM
I used to live in St. Catharines at the time of the murders. My grandparents still live there. My grandma bought the curtains out of their house after they were clearing it out.

My grandma is weird.
 
2006-06-09 01:45:22 PM
This is the couple that videotaped the sexual assaults, beatings, and murders of these young girls. The first victim was Karla's younger sister. This couple serial killer team was known as the Ken and Barbie murders after it was discovered who the killers were - Paul Bernando and Karla Homolka. I read up on the case at the following website a year or so back after getting increasingly interested in in criminal psychology.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/serial_killers/notorious/bernardo/index_1.html

check it out if you have the time. It's quite an interesting story
 
2006-06-09 01:47:53 PM
For those of you unfamiliar with the case, here is the Wikipedia article on her and here is the backgrounder from CBC.


This is what happens when psychopaths fall in love.
 
2006-06-09 01:48:54 PM
garnan: Was that picture taken in the same basement where she killed her little sister?

I don't think that was in the basement. I think she drugged, videotaped her husband brutally raping her little sister (anally, no less), and then watched as she choked to death on her own vomit, all in the living room, just before christmas, while the parents slept upstairs.

They should reinvent some ancient tortures for her, like the brass bull or something.
 
2006-06-09 01:51:19 PM
15 years in prison for this (among other things) - from Wikipedia:

...Homolka and Bernardo held the girl hostage for several days, sexually assaulting her repeatedly. They recorded the assaults on videotape, including one scene where Homolka pretties herself for the camera before raping the girl. Eventually, they killed Mahaffy. Bernardo then cut up her body with a circular saw in a makeshift plastic tent in the basement of the Homolka/Bernardo home...

/And here I never thought I'd pray for pancreatic cancer
//sick
///sick
////sick
 
2006-06-09 01:53:39 PM
I studied this case extensively back in the 90s, you can still catch the MSNBC special on it from time to time. Of course, the unfounded rumors of decapitated-hand-masturbation etc are what made the case legendary.

And the public isn't familiar with her "Teale" name? THAT'S WHAT PAUL CHANGED HIS NAME TO! PEOPLE ARE AS FAMILIAR WITH THE TEALE NAME AS THEY ARE HOMOLKA!!!

Seriously, this was an amazing case, and in my friend's hometown, to boot.
 
2006-06-09 01:56:27 PM
Boddah_Buddah:

I was just about to post that same link. I spend too much time reading that site... no, I am not well.
 
2006-06-09 01:56:51 PM
Am I the only one that gets hot when reading about this chick's exploits? I wish I could find me a freaky-deaky piece of ass like Karla!
 
2006-06-09 02:00:02 PM
kotetsu: Am I the only one that gets hot when reading about this chick's exploits? I wish I could find me a freaky-deaky piece of ass like Karla!

No, can't really say someone that was into kidnapping, raping, murdering, and dismembering gets me excited at all. And no, I can't really say that someone who would drug her own little sister so her husband could rape her is someone I would want to get with.
 
2006-06-09 02:00:31 PM
Pyron

The Law & Order episode "Fools For Love" was based on these rapes and murders.

...except in the L&O episode, McCoy got the judge to overrule the plea bargain. It would seem you can't do that under Canadian law. Pity, becauaw not only was she not jailed long, she got a pretty nice cage too. Hell, she's probably got a better shot at employment than I do, and I'm squeeky clean.

Partial Non-sequitor

Since when did you have to check with a judge to change your name? Back when I was working for the gov't one of my coworker's friends was Polish (it matters due to the long names). Walakowski or whatever. So she marries a wasp and becomes Walakowski Brown. Divorces, marries Polish, becomes Walakowski Brown Polanski or whatever. After her fifth husband, she's got a 60+ character last name, which is inconvenient to say the least. So after her fifth divorce, she goes to the marriage records people to change her name do just "Brown". They wouldn't let her use her second husbands name without the permission of him and his new wife though. We then discussed why she was an idiot for not just going through the "changing-my-name-because-I-feel-like-it" channels, rather than through the divorce channels.

Then again, according to my one law prof (who might be wrong/an idiot), if you go by a certain name for long enough (1 year?) it legally becomes your name.

//And yes, Holmoka is evil, evil, evil. I was a little dissapointed they didn't extradite her to the States like they said they might.
 
2006-06-09 02:03:09 PM
This woman is clearly of her rocker. But from what I've read, it seems to have taken Paul's influence, threats and possible brainwashing for her to get to that extreme. There are many other cases like this on crimelibrary. It is fascinating--a woman is a fairly functioning adult, though very insecure of herself. Then a maniac enters her life and this shiat starts. I'm not giving her leniency here, but this is usually the pattern with women psychopaths.
 
2006-06-09 02:03:40 PM
Oh, nevermind, I'm an idiot.

It says in the article her attempt didn't work because she didn't use her own name on the petition.
 
2006-06-09 02:06:02 PM
I thought she was dead.

No, seriously, I did.

Dammit.
 
2006-06-09 02:09:21 PM
Troll_Master3000: Canada - we care more about the criminals than the victims. Justice isn't liberal enough to them. The entire country is scum.

Notice that all her biatching isn't getting her anywhere. Nobody is cutting her any slack, 'cause we all know she got off easy in the first place. Her light sentence happened because Bernardo's lawyer was a crook. That's why they had to plea-bargain her. If it weren't for the crooked lawyer, she'd be currently in a PMITA prison instead of out free after spending time in the country club.
 
2006-06-09 02:14:11 PM
...Quebec civil-status officials said the public was not significantly familiar with the name she now uses, Karla Leanne Teale.

Well..... I think they are now!
 
2006-06-09 02:17:53 PM
She's going to have to come up with something better than that, the little skank.

/Wouldn't hit it on principle...except with a lawnmower.
 
2006-06-09 02:18:43 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Change my name or I will kill you. No. Seriously.
 
2006-06-09 02:19:46 PM
Ken Murray was the lawyer that secretly hid the videotapes for over a year. Because of him, Karla received a light sentence in her plea-bargain. Ken Murray should be in jail right now.
 
2006-06-09 02:27:01 PM
TheWizard
Karla Leanne Teale = Karla Homolka
Karla Homolka = Karla Leanne Teale
Karla Leanne Teale = Karla Homolka
Karla Homolka = Karla Leanne Teale
Karla Leanne Teale = Karla Homolka
Karla Homolka = Karla Leanne Teale
Karla Leanne Teale = Karla Homolka
Karla Homolka = Karla Leanne Teale
Karla Leanne Teale = Karla Homolka
Karla Homolka = Karla Leanne Teale


So Finkle = Einhorn and Einhorn = Finkle?

www.space-debris.com

/LACES OUT!!!
 
2006-06-09 02:27:53 PM
Nobody should give the name "Karla" to their kid anymore...It's kinda like an athlete retiring his number (but for all the wrong reasons)

It's like naming your kid
Adolph
Benito
Slobodian
Dick

Nasty evil people make nasty names...
 
2006-06-09 02:36:41 PM
Worst part is, she killed her sister and got a free degree, along with free room and board all those years. And I'm stuck paying student loans for the rest of my life.
 
2006-06-09 02:42:08 PM
I thought she'd become a lesbian in prison.
/agreed that death is too good for her
//and that subhuman Paul Bernardo
///didn't know Canada was so liberal
 
2006-06-09 02:44:52 PM
Now that Karla has uglied up I agree that she is a despicable creature.

But, if there is a chance she can get really hot again, she should have a chance at a free life instead.
 
2006-06-09 02:53:38 PM
I used to have the hots for a Satanist chick who looked like her younger pictures.

... Man, the fun we could've had.
 
2006-06-09 03:04:01 PM
this 2006 movie is about the crimes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0424938/

Karla

Plot Outline: Based on real events, Paul Bernardo (Collins) and his wife, Karla Homolka (Prepon), kidnap, sexually abuse, and murder three young girls.
 
2006-06-09 03:12:08 PM
The "Teale" name change has been in the papers since the original case. I have no problem with villifying her, but I'm tired of her being front page news in every other issue of the SUN. It's one thing to paint her up as the monster she actually is, it's another thing to exploit the hates and fears of a community with a constant barrage of "Karla Updates".

Day_Old_Dutchie

Nobody should give the name "Karla" to their kid anymore...It's kinda like an athlete retiring his number(but for all the wrong reasons)
It's like naming your kid
Adolph (Nasty evil people make nasty names...)


There's still one good Adolph...

www.harpomarx.net
 
2006-06-09 03:12:12 PM
j0e2k

Plot Outline: Based on real events, Paul Bernardo (Collins) and his wife, Karla Homolka (Prepon), kidnap, sexually abuse, and murder three young girls.

Well, that's giving Karla a bit too much credit, innit?
 
2006-06-09 03:14:28 PM
Why is this piece of garbage still walking around on two good legs?
 
2006-06-09 03:17:51 PM
If I ran the world that farker would be in a cell with Charles Manson and Richard Allan Davis

/a man can dream can't he?
//I'd hit it, with a pick axe
 
2006-06-09 03:22:49 PM
She should change her name to "Homolka Smash" and become a porn star.
 
2006-06-09 03:23:44 PM
She and her former husband and partner in crime, Paul Bernardo, chose the surname Teale from a movie about a serial killer.

Yeah, thats repentance.
 
2006-06-09 03:30:49 PM
ok, here are a couple of options

A)Santa Claus, that way she can never hide! The kids will always find her

B)Twinkletoes Butterlick, we will all know where she is, because every time she has to show her id, they will try to take it away because they think it is fake

C) Charles Manson, has a nice ring, don't it?

D) Adolf Hitler, not used often, I guarantee no one else has it in canada

//help, I murdered people, but I don't want to be held responsible for it
 
2006-06-09 03:35:38 PM
j0e2K
Plot Outline: Based on real events, Paul Bernardo (Collins) and his wife, Karla Homolka (Prepon), kidnap, sexually abuse, and murder three young girls.

Yeah, since Laura Prepon is the female lead you can want to hit it without sounding like a sick fark.
 
2006-06-09 03:45:44 PM
I was under the impression that the reason she got off so lightly was because she said she feared for her life - Paul was forcing her to do these things, and so she testified against him. Then it was discovered that her lawyer had posession of the videotapes where she is a willing and enthusiastic participant in their escapades. But since the deal was signed and the sentences were already being carried out, they couldn't prosecute her. But what REALLY makes me squirm is that she dressed up in her little sisters clothes and acted like her just before Paul simulated a rape on her. I guess you gotta practice at least once before you do it. Now that your squirming, here's the part that'll keep you up at night. Karla ALSO raped her little sister. The Autopsy special didn't go into details about HOW, but use your imagination - I'm sure you'll come up with something.

Oh, and that sexy pic near the stairs that DO_NOT posted is from her personal ad. Her PRISON personal ad. Yeah, they let sociopaths have those. You Canucks can make fun of Americans all you want, but you guys have some effed up parts as well.
 
2006-06-09 03:52:50 PM
Cidtek: "Teal is her maiden name and she isn't married anymore. Her maiden name has never been a big secret."

Um, no. Her maiden name is Homolka.
 
2006-06-09 03:55:44 PM
Oh, and in case anyone is interested, you should check out this (doesn't pop) book. It's way more in depth than crimelibrary.com, and caused a fairly large kerfuffle because it describes a lot of what was on the videotapes.
 
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