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2006-06-09 08:00:56 AM  
This bear is a pussy.
2006-06-09 08:08:27 AM

This cat chased a bear up a tree? If you don't have a pic of the real cat, just say so.
2006-06-09 08:08:30 AM  
I think my 23 pound Rascal would do the same thing. He does NOT like interlopers in his yard and he's a completely indoor cat.
2006-06-09 08:09:17 AM

I wouldn't be farking around with that cat either.

/WTF, is that the best they can do for a stock photo?
2006-06-09 08:10:20 AM  
heh, owned by the Zipster
2006-06-09 08:10:42 AM  
It wasn't any normal cat,
It was a NEW JERSEY cat!

2006-06-09 08:16:18 AM  
everyone knows Jersey Pussy is fierce, and not to be messed with.
2006-06-09 08:16:54 AM  
That's when Jack's owner realized what was happening and called her cat

My cat would have glared at me with that "F*ck off, can't you see I am busy?" look and then continued with the bear.
2006-06-09 08:17:30 AM  
I have a cat like that. No animal is too large for him to attack. He doesn't like the telephone repair men either, they won't come in the yard unless he's locked up.

Now if only I could get him to attack the damn kids that walk across my lawn.
2006-06-09 08:25:07 AM  
*meow* Get off my lawn *meow*
2006-06-09 08:31:44 AM  
Great headline by the way!
2006-06-09 08:57:31 AM  
SpillyFarker: I think my 23 pound Rascal would do the same thing.

I have a 22 pound indoor/outdoor cat that rules the roost around here. Haven't seen him with a bear but he chased out a rottweiler once.
2006-06-09 08:58:17 AM  
My cat runs from the doorbell.
2006-06-09 09:02:19 AM  
my cat is scared of pigeons

he fails at being a cat
2006-06-09 09:12:17 AM  
my cat runs away from ants
2006-06-09 09:13:09 AM  
That clever prop master almost had me fooled on that one. That's not the real cat is it?
2006-06-09 09:13:39 AM  

/lost the image! :(
2006-06-09 09:13:57 AM  
I hate pet people
2006-06-09 09:15:57 AM  
2006-06-09 09:17:39 AM  
nice submitter
2006-06-09 09:17:41 AM  
WTF does this picture have to do with the story?
2006-06-09 09:17:50 AM  
I didn't know the Burger King had a cat.
2006-06-09 09:17:57 AM

/here ya go marzipanic
2006-06-09 09:18:18 AM  
I hate pet people too. It takes 2 years to litter train them.
2006-06-09 09:18:28 AM  
my parents cat will attack any animal in a block radius, but is terrified of the ceiling fan. go figure.
2006-06-09 09:18:36 AM  
cat in question?
2006-06-09 09:19:31 AM  
To bad our city house doesn't have bears the cat there chases dogs and neighbors. I don't know if he'd go after a bear though he's sort of a bully and decides wether or not something will cowtow to him before he attacks.

Funniest was holding my neighbor and her two kids hostage in their SUV for 10+ minutes.
2006-06-09 09:19:35 AM  
I saw our cat attack and kill a raccoon twice her size. She got scratched awful bad, but was able to walk away and live anoher 10 years.

/I miss you Aggie
2006-06-09 09:19:57 AM  
wait, what the hell is with that picture?
2006-06-09 09:20:07 AM  
That deer/cat picture would make a good photoshop. Add in what both of them are really running from.
2006-06-09 09:20:38 AM  
Flowers By Irene

Thank you! thank you thank you! merci danke xie xie

Another likely suspect?
2006-06-09 09:21:57 AM  
everyone knows Jersey Pussy is fierce...

2006-06-09 09:22:30 AM  
The Jersey pussy was wearing her don't f**k with me black capri pants and a pair of keds.

/maybe a bear ate your baby dog.
//That's getting common around there.
2006-06-09 09:23:13 AM  
Yeah and the cat was thinking "That is the biggest rat I've ever seen! If this works I'll feast like a king."
2006-06-09 09:23:15 AM

Stephen Colbert (the character) hates bears because Stephen Colbert (the man) had a recurring nightmare about being mauled by one as a kid.

Methinks he could use a pussycat like this.
2006-06-09 09:23:22 AM
2006-06-09 09:23:38 AM  
Don't mess with the pussy.

That's what submitter's mom said last night...

/oh... wait...
2006-06-09 09:26:07 AM  
Quick sombody do a photoshop with the 'Grizzley man' poster and a random housecat!

/at work
//too lazy to do it even if I wasn't
2006-06-09 09:27:41 AM  
Want to laugh?

Fucing funny as hell.
2006-06-09 09:28:41 AM  
people that declaw their cats should be shot
2006-06-09 09:29:06 AM  
the longer I look at that pic the harder I laugh
2006-06-09 09:30:55 AM  
lewis? lewis is that you?

2006-06-09 09:32:20 AM  
It's Doraemon.
2006-06-09 09:32:28 AM  
Video footage of cat chasing bear. (different cat and bear)
(fast forward to 0:55)
2006-06-09 09:34:51 AM  
therealburkazoid: people that declaw their cats should be shot

Nah, just declaw those people the same way they declawed their cats: remove the distal phalanx from every finger, baby!
\\ tinypic &
2006-06-09 09:40:56 AM  
Whoever wrote that article is a retard for putting a toy cat there for the picture. And not just that, but one that isn't even the orange/white tabby that was mentioned in the article.

I'm not too surprised about the story, though. I had a cat that used to chase our neighbor's dogs out of our yard. These weren't small dogs either, one's a black lab and the other's a german shepherd. Unfortunately his lack of fear didn't serve him well when he was confronted by a coyote. :-(
2006-06-09 09:42:36 AM  
So cats are the monkeys' new hired muscle?
2006-06-09 09:43:39 AM  
picture of the cat
2006-06-09 09:45:36 AM  
My cat once stared down a deer for 5 minutes. Was very interesting. Course he also bears his stomach to dogs like he's mocking them then runs away at the last second. Not looking forward to the day when he meets a dog that likes the taste of cat and is quick on its feet.
2006-06-09 09:50:19 AM  
marzipanic I laughed and laughed! Reminds me of Bernie Mack giving his nephew fight lessons and telling him to use his crazy look.
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