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5396 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Jun 2006 at 12:56 PM (8 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2006-06-07 11:11:06 AM
Sidekicks stay in the Sidekick Lounge. Club policy.

www.thetick.ws
 
2006-06-07 11:20:10 AM
Pooter

I miss that show so damn much.
 
2006-06-07 12:23:05 PM
That is some hilarious stuff on that webpage.
 
2006-06-07 01:09:22 PM
Be careful following some of those links, folks not too happy with the girl in question posted some very NSFW pics in the replies section to one of her posted videos. You have been warned.
 
2006-06-07 01:13:14 PM
thats awesome
 
2006-06-07 01:27:13 PM
I love this stuff! The site has been live for...24hrs?

And even if he "takes it down" nothing ever dies on the internet.

And this guy is hot:
http://www.evanwashere.com/StolenSidekick/Photo%2067.jpg
 
2006-06-07 01:29:50 PM
Oh god... Jose's MySpace page...

img89.imageshack.us
 
2006-06-07 01:32:30 PM
Can they use the GPS built into the sidekick to find it?
 
2006-06-07 01:33:24 PM
Roundhouse?
 
2006-06-07 01:43:08 PM
OH no they DI''nt!

/just lovely.
 
2006-06-07 01:44:03 PM
Damn I just submitted this link too. Didn't think to check the tech page. Wish it was on the main one. I just had my person stolen and went on a wild goose chase trying to find it (guy who stole it answered the cell phone and said it was returned to the grocery store).
 
2006-06-07 01:44:14 PM
2006-06-07 01:09:22 PM the opposite of charity is justice


Be careful following some of those links, folks not too happy with the girl in question posted some very NSFW pics in the replies section to one of her posted videos. You have been warned.


Couldn't you have done us all a favor and at least hinted at the type of NSFW photos that were posted? I need some eye bleach after looking at those syphilis photos.

kthxbye
 
2006-06-07 01:45:17 PM
That's righteous!

Shiznit to Jive!
 
2006-06-07 01:54:36 PM
I'm being berated for not providing *enough* of a warning? Wow, I love the intarnets!

Six-Wings assumed "NSFW" = "teh b00bies", tee hee!
 
2006-06-07 02:05:53 PM
DaiDreamer5: I just had my person stolen and went on a wild goose chase trying to find it


Should've just felt around a bit.
 
2006-06-07 02:06:28 PM
2006-06-07 01:54:36 PM the opposite of charity is justice

I'm being berated for not providing *enough* of a warning? Wow, I love the intarnets!


Okay, I walked right into that one. But I still think there's no such thing as giving too many warnings when it comes to syphilis pics. I was really not prepared to see that.
 
2006-06-07 02:11:49 PM
Oops. Purse not person. And my brain too apparently. :(
 
2006-06-07 02:16:43 PM
thank god (or al gore) for the internet..
with out it, world wide humiliation would be reserved for the rich and famous, or just tom cruise..
 
2006-06-07 02:22:24 PM
I thought this was about a Suzuki.
 
2006-06-07 02:28:01 PM
Ahhh, c'mon, put this on the main page, not just the Tech page... =)
 
2006-06-07 02:32:39 PM
Six-Wings: Couldn't you have done us all a favor and at least hinted at the type of NSFW photos that were posted? I need some eye bleach after looking at those syphilis photos.

Good thing you didn't keep going. There are worse pics after those.

Including a certain one that will get you banned from here.

Stay away from anything after page 8.
 
2006-06-07 02:34:20 PM
Nerds to the rescue! Ghetto-bangers stand no chance to the power of internet justice!
 
2006-06-07 02:38:56 PM
dannit, how did i miss the syphilis pix?
 
2006-06-07 02:39:45 PM
All I have to say is, that is ONE FATn' UGLY HISPANIC fark.... And to impregnate a 16yo. at that. Ahhh, the filth that's in NY never ceases to amaze me.
 
2006-06-07 02:40:44 PM
wtf are you talking about page 8?
 
2006-06-07 02:41:56 PM
joelogic: I miss that show so damn much.

Catch "Venture Brothers" on adult swim. Some of the same voice talent and a few of the same writers. Definitely the same type of humor, great show.

//end threadjack
 
2006-06-07 02:45:57 PM
KellyX: wtf are you talking about page 8?

At the end of the updates, before all the blog links, there's a link to her page with her booty shaking video on it. The comments under that video are what you should be worried about. The first 8 pages are people putting her down, but after that.... well.... It ain't pretty. The goggles will definitely do nothing.
 
2006-06-07 02:54:07 PM
I am of the opinion that the anonymity conferred by our ever-growing society directly facilitates the anti-social behavior exhibited by our latina friend. It makes me feel so good to think that the internet might bring back some sense of social accountability.

White biatch, indeed.
 
2006-06-07 02:55:16 PM
DAMNNNN... Thanks for sharing, now I want to puke...
 
2006-06-07 03:01:33 PM
"white biatch" huh? It's now officially a hate crime.

Oh, wait, I forgot it only applies if you're white.

/there's no such thing as hate crimes. just crimes. deal.
 
2006-06-07 03:02:39 PM
so should someone make a myspace group for this??

call it the give the sidekick bach you skeevy slut group??

anyone??
 
2006-06-07 03:13:53 PM
Anyone noticed on her MySpace page, she changed her age and location and states that she did'nt steal the phone.

/behold the power of the interweb
//all praise Al Gore
 
2006-06-07 03:24:15 PM
ghetto is as ghetto does...

i like how even though the sixteen year old thief brought up race in the first place, there were still people pondering racist overtones on the part of the evan...

what, because the property belonged to a white girl so it's okay to steal it?

and besides, as soon as you heard "white ass" and "white biatch" you knew what element you were dealing with anyway...
 
2006-06-07 04:09:04 PM
I feel a special connection to the writer of this website. He wrote that he'd ran away from home at age 14, and I wrote the same thing in a thread yesterday. Even though I was lying, I feel as though this guy's a brother to me.

With that said, is anyone else going to go home today, create a new hotmail account, and practice trolling on these racist cellphone crooks?
 
2006-06-07 04:09:46 PM
connacht: "white biatch" huh? It's now officially a hate crime.

Oh, wait, I forgot it only applies if you're white.

/there's no such thing as hate crimes. just crimes. deal.


Actually, there is such a thing as a "hate crime." It simply takes a deeper understanding of what's meant by "hate crime." It doesn't mean someone hates someone else. It means someone's hatred of race, sex, religious, ethnicity motivated theem to commit a crime. Technically, this girl, while a possible racist and a definite jackhole, didn't commit one. She stole it before she knew the girl was white and once she'd found it, she obviously had no intention of returning it. The race stuff came after that.

And white people really can't legally claim a hate crime or are you saying that they would be ignored?
 
2006-06-07 04:34:55 PM
DayOfJustice:

Actually, no there isn't. Whether a person is bludgeoning someone to death for being brown or stealing their candy, it matters not. Does calling someone the "N word" while committing a crime make it more of a crime? No. It's still just a crime. How about a red sox fan beating down a yankee fan? Hate crime? Please. It's still just plain ol' assualt and battery.

I realize the race part cam into after the fact but I still wanted to point it out. And tell me, had this situation been reversed, and the girl called her a "black biatch" would she still be a "possible racist" here?

A white person trying to claim a hate crime would be largely ignored. Face it, there is a disgusting double-standard.
 
2006-06-07 05:02:37 PM
::Vomits::

Next time I will read the comments \before searching the rest of a site...

ug...

Now I get to sit through Western Civ with images of spyhilis dancing in my head...
 
2006-06-07 05:08:27 PM
bloggers -- destroying the lives of utter asshats one webpage at a time...

/lovin' it!
 
2006-06-07 05:16:07 PM
As a minority, I would like to say:
They are making all brown-skinned people look bad.

Can't wait to see how it ends.
The suspense is unbearable.
I hope it lasts.
 
2006-06-07 05:29:59 PM
Really hope they add the next part to this exciting story, i'm jonesing here...
 
2006-06-07 05:34:34 PM
Is there a firefox extension to run regex on a page? Like 's/ u / you /g' ?
 
2006-06-07 05:56:30 PM
Did anyone else notice on the girls myspace page that she says she doesn't want kids, yet she has a kid???
 
2006-06-07 06:05:12 PM
jcacedit: Did anyone else notice on the girls myspace page that she says she doesn't want kids, yet she has a kid???

Technically, there's nothing amiss about that statement...I have a kid, and have no desire at the moment for future children...So in at least one sense, it would be correct for me to say I don't want children...

Although in the larger sense, it is rather contardictory...

/kind of hopes she doesn't give the phone back just yet
//this is fun!
 
2006-06-07 06:27:08 PM
i've found a couple of cell phones lying around before but never even bothered picking them up. (they were at places where the owner was probably right around the corner and moments away from remembering it was left.)

but keeping them? i mean, it's like finding somebody's orthodontic retainer. yeah, it's pricey, but it's calibrated specifically to one person.
 
2006-06-07 07:35:11 PM
www.chefrocker.com

THIS is what happens when you fark a stranger in the ass!
 
2006-06-07 08:24:41 PM
Mmm

Human-net attacks on asshats...Distributed Denial of Internet Sanctuary?
:D
This sort of story would propel Ric Romero into the new age with a bang. However, one could state that Romero could maintain his classy nature, write about this tomorrow, based soley on the speed at which this is taking off.

/Mustache Man!
//Hope they get hauled before the law
///"I am the law!"
 
2006-06-07 08:24:54 PM
/kind of hopes she doesn't give the phone back just yet
//this is fun!


Yeah, i'd like to see this played out on Judge Judy.
 
2006-06-07 08:39:10 PM
FarkKomiks

img150.imageshack.us
 
2006-06-07 08:42:00 PM
I like how the website guy's confidence is getting stronger and stronger. He's pretty hardass except for the fact he is in his upper twenties and can't spell worth a shiat. Anyways I can't wait to see how this plays out.
 
2006-06-07 08:44:36 PM
WAXMANZA: He's pretty hardass except for the fact he is in his upper twenties and can't spell worth a shiat. Anyways I can't wait to see how this plays out.

"Anyways" is not a word.

/I'm a hardass
 
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