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		Masochistic Japanese men enjoy World Cup fever by allowing soapland girls to take "penalty shots" at their balls (asiansexgazette.com)		33
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Kyoki		2006-06-07 09:19:14 AM

soapland?

wtf?

Kyoki		2006-06-07 09:19:50 AM

!Weeners

mamoru		2006-06-07 09:21:22 AM

Hrmmm...

from TFA: Winners in the best-of-three contest are entitled to a 3,000 yen discount on their service charge, while losers can look forward to the penalty of the worker grinding her high-heeled foot into their groin.

*cringe*

MayoBoy		2006-06-07 09:21:23 AM

Are they taking the shots with their mouths because I'd be in for that.

spyderqueen		2006-06-07 09:24:10 AM

It's a sort of brothel Kyoki

Wiki entry

Teucer		2006-06-07 09:31:37 AM

Call girl: Come back to bed babay and cuddle!

Japanese freak: Ok, lemme go get my truncheon!

Toni-Sama		2006-06-07 09:31:55 AM

Ow. My knees just locked together.

Thanks, man.

degreeless		2006-06-07 09:32:25 AM

[Tentacle porn reference]

monas		2006-06-07 09:33:58 AM

But is it better than the japanese men trying to foul the prostitutes in the penalty box?

docwizz		2006-06-07 09:34:30 AM

(Godzirra)

snoringtoad		2006-06-07 09:42:16 AM

soapland?
Is that somewhere near a refuge from the tenderloin?

docwizz		2006-06-07 09:43:14 AM

somewhere near taintsville

Mouser		2006-06-07 09:54:16 AM

Called the Three Kick Penalty Playoff, customers are initially sat down naked on the floor with their legs spread apart. The woman servicing them stands some distance away with a soccer ball placed on a penalty spot.

She then takes a kick, aiming for the part of the customer where it'd probably hurt most if hit with a flying soccer ball. The customer, meanwhile, has to use his feet to try and stop the lady of the night's penalty kick. If the customer stops the ball with both feet, he wins. If the ball hits his balls, he loses.

Damn, and I thought "Takeshi's Castle" was a rough game show...

Dustinatus		2006-06-07 10:06:35 AM

I know some Japs pay to have women kick and punch them in the nutsack. I can see some getting pleasure from getting hit in the face, arms, back, anywhere besides YOUR NUTSACK! Craziness, maybe they know something we don't?

lixivium		2006-06-07 10:09:04 AM

FINALLY, someone has managed to combine the World Cup with masochistic foot-in-the-groin fetish. I should have figured it'd be the Japanese.

mickaloha		2006-06-07 10:16:31 AM

Warning, boobies ahead! Click to see NSFW picture!

Warning,more boobies ahead! Click to see NSFW picture!

Warning, even more boobies ahead! Click to see NSFW picture!

Gsm136		2006-06-07 10:29:37 AM

That couldnt happen in England, They would constantly miss.

/DRTFA

borednaked		2006-06-07 10:47:21 AM

Oh Japan, you so ca-raaaazay!

=D

MisterSpoot		2006-06-07 10:52:45 AM

Soaplands are basically a Japanese brothel in which the chicks take a bubble bath with you and you get to play with each other.

No coitus, but they'll still blow you.

Pam EL		2006-06-07 10:52:51 AM

Japan. Sex. Weird.

Pretty much a 21st century mega-meme.

2 grams		2006-06-07 11:14:14 AM

mickaloha

Those girls need some quality time with a Gillette.

Art to Choke Hearts		2006-06-07 11:18:32 AM

Something Awful sums up all this shiat quite well.

www.somethingawful.com

WUUGH. Japan is messed up.

\Living there now
\\Only 7 weeks left until I get out!
\\\HURRRRRRYYYYYYY!

bakarocket		2006-06-07 11:20:32 AM

Pam EL: I think that sex is probably wierd everywhere.

jasonl6010		2006-06-07 11:27:10 AM

The Three Kick Penalty Playoff? That name is hysterical!

Cackmobile.		2006-06-07 12:32:32 PM

I like the idea of the bar where you can sexually harass or be sexually harrassed

ClintBartonWannabe		2006-06-07 12:34:47 PM

From the Wiki entry:

The Turkish ambassador to Japan complained about the name, and the word "soapland" was the winning entry in a nationwide contest to rename the brothels.

They had a contest to come up with a new name for the places!
Gotta love those crazy Japanese.

Lentheman		2006-06-07 12:44:59 PM

Its gotta be hard getting used to having sex in Japan with all of those censored bars across the privates and such!

//I thought it was funny
/MEH!

TxdoHawk		2006-06-07 12:51:55 PM

Soaplands are basically a Japanese brothel in which the chicks take a bubble bath with you and you get to play with each other.

No coitus, but they'll still blow you.

*adds this to the long list of "reasons why I need to go to Japan"*

jharv		2006-06-07 12:52:18 PM

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

flaminio		2006-06-07 01:01:55 PM

*adds this to the long list of "reasons why I need to go to Japan"*

* GIS for "soapland" *

* books plane ticket for Tokyo *

Lentheman		2006-06-07 01:08:54 PM

Nice Southpark Reference Jharv

//one of the funniest episodes to date.
/Lets dress up Butters like a dog and take him to the Vet instead so we won't get in trouble!

2 grams		2006-06-07 02:06:28 PM

I once paid a women to do this to me.

/not as fun as it sounds.
//actually, it hurt.

Cretzal		2006-06-07 11:25:01 PM

For those of you who said that they don't do the happy ending, well you guy's must have gone to the really crappy ones. Most soaplands will finish the deed! Thailand is good for soapies as well! =D

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