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(Al Jazeera (no really!))   Dutch fundamentalist Christians hold "a violent day of worship" to counter 06/06/06   (english.aljazeera.net) divider line 134
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2006-06-06 08:43:09 AM  
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2006-06-06 08:43:44 AM  
Nero is displeased.
 
2006-06-06 08:44:07 AM  
They don't sound like fundamentalist Christians to me, submitter.
 
2006-06-06 08:44:21 AM  
ah, today is a good day for my birthday, the jesters are out early today to amuse me.
 
2006-06-06 08:44:35 AM  
I will be violently masturbating this day.
 
2006-06-06 08:44:54 AM  
Apocalypse or no, this is turning out to be an interesting day.
 
2006-06-06 08:45:03 AM  
ahhhhhhhhh..... its always great to start my day off with one of the five general Fark themes.

/All the proof needed that this day will be business as usual..
 
hnb
2006-06-06 08:45:41 AM  
A sixes trifecta?
 
2006-06-06 08:45:49 AM  
Shout at the devil!

images.amazon.com
 
2006-06-06 08:46:15 AM  
1.The only difference between radical islam and fundamentalist christians is the name of the God that they pray to.

2. You can't be fundaMENTAList without being mental

3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Moerty
 
2006-06-06 08:47:02 AM  
Needs a img.fark.com tag. The Gregorian calendar has been changed around so many times as to render this date meaningless.
 
2006-06-06 08:47:09 AM  
so basically, this is justification for Nation al Day of Slayer? fark yea rock on biatchzors
 
2006-06-06 08:48:05 AM  
there are two things I dispise, people who dont tolerate other cultures and the dutch.
 
2006-06-06 08:48:22 AM  
Whereas I find these guys funny and this wehole 6/6/06 thing to be laughable, I still think the author of article needs to choose betrer words. What is so violent about a day of prayer?

Stupid Al-Jazeera.
 
2006-06-06 08:48:24 AM  
This is going to be the happ-happ-happiest birthday since Bing Crosby danced with Danny farking Kaye!

/Isnt it illegal to work on your birthday?
 
2006-06-06 08:49:43 AM  
666, and it follows, 06/06/06 is the Grandmother's Day of Christianity. A bunch of dope smoking satanist wannabes concocted the mysticism of 666 and the fundies picked up on it.

Reality: The number isn't even correct, and it refers to something that already happened 2000 years ago.
 
2006-06-06 08:49:46 AM  
Even the Weather Channel is getting in on the act...saying "devilishly hot" in Phoenix and saying it's "not a good omen."

/wishes this day were over already
 
rp.
2006-06-06 08:50:59 AM  
Religion of peace
 
2006-06-06 08:51:15 AM  
I think some chain (Subway?), is giving away FREE sandwiches to anyone named Damien today....
 
2006-06-06 08:51:37 AM  
forensik: Whereas I find these guys funny and this wehole 6/6/06 thing to be laughable, I still think the author of article needs to choose betrer words. What is so violent about a day of prayer?

Stupid Al-Jazeera.


They're Muslim. Remember, Religion of Peace == Jihad. For them, practicing religion is violent. It's not surprising their ignorance of Christians would lead them to think everybody else is just like them.

/Straps on fireproof bomb vest
 
2006-06-06 08:53:10 AM  
Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six.

I lived alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

Cuz' in my dreams it's always there the evil face that twists my mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
Cuz' I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
was all this for real or just some kind of hell
666 the Number of the Beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were phrased
as they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires are burning bright
the ritual has begun Satan's work is done
666 the Number of the Beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can't go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
but I feel drawn towards the chanting hordes
they seem to mesmerize...can't avoid their eyes
666 the Number of the Beast
666 the one for you and me

I'm coming back I will return
And I'll possess your body and I'll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take its course
 
2006-06-06 08:53:17 AM  
By pure accident, my Satan's Cheerleaders boxer shorts were on the top of the pile today, so I have them on.

Hail Satan! Dark lord of lies and flies!

Meh...Satan is a human construct.
 
2006-06-06 08:53:20 AM  
Damn Fundies,

Giving mainstream Christians (like me) a bad name for 2000 years.
 
2006-06-06 08:54:30 AM  
users.adelphia.net
 
hnb
2006-06-06 08:55:11 AM  
Christians are just as bad as muslims when they're in control. They just won't admit it.
 
2006-06-06 08:55:29 AM  
Crap, I forgot today was the apocolypse...what the hell am I doing at work? I wanna go to the beach & get a few drinks in me before the Four Horsemen get here!
 
2006-06-06 08:57:27 AM  
violent worship? sounds like mr. antichrist may be a Dutch fundamentalist...
 
2006-06-06 08:57:52 AM  
Mr. Clarence Butterworth
my Satan's Cheerleaders boxer shorts were on the top of the pile today, so I have them on.

You're wearing underwear? Isn't today no-underwear day? Or is that just me?
 
2006-06-06 08:59:19 AM  
i think i'll see The Omen at lunch today.

that is all.
 
2006-06-06 09:00:42 AM  
Well, there were FIVE horsemen, but Kaos got replaced by pestilance, before they were really well-known, so now there's four....
 
2006-06-06 09:03:28 AM  
Iona_Trailer

Christians and muslims worship the same god, many of the same stories and miracles are held to be true by both faiths.
 
2006-06-06 09:06:20 AM  
forensik

I still think the author of article needs to choose betrer words. What is so violent about a day of prayer?

Stupid Al-Jazeera.



It's Al Jazeera's fault that the Bible-squad chose that name for their day?

Violent Day of Worship - June 6, 2006 - Ambassador's Ministries
 
2006-06-06 09:07:36 AM  
667, the neighbor of the beast!

anywho, this article is useless without details. what the hell is "violent worship"?
 
2006-06-06 09:09:02 AM  
Hmmm.... today is 6/6/06 and I'm rereading Pratchett and Gaiman's "Good Omens"....

COINCIDENCE?!??!?!

/yup
 
2006-06-06 09:10:26 AM  
LesserEvil

Stupid Al-Jazeera.

They're Muslim. Remember, Religion of Peace == Jihad. For them, practicing religion is violent. It's not surprising their ignorance of Christians would lead them to think everybody else is just like them.

/Straps on fireproof bomb vest


/Shoots you in the face
 
2006-06-06 09:10:37 AM  
The 12th Imam loves this kind of stuff.
 
2006-06-06 09:10:51 AM  
I do wonder how the Flying Spaghetti Monster is handling 6/6/06? Will there be redemption through his noodly appendage?

Hearing nothing but bad things about "The Omen" remix. Trailers make it look almost as much of a cinematic tour de force as "See No Evil".

/Did observe Martha Stewart's head turning 360 degrees, tho.
 
2006-06-06 09:12:38 AM  
I gotta know... why wasn't this posted, you know, yesterday, when it became 6/6/06 on the international date line?
 
2006-06-06 09:12:46 AM  
Iona_Trailer:

You forgot that one other difference between Islam radical and Christian fundamentalists....

No suicide bombers are Christians.
 
2006-06-06 09:13:46 AM  
Koalaesq

I love that book.
 
2006-06-06 09:14:10 AM  
i28.photobucket.com


i've already slapped my sisters who's next?!?!?!?!?one
 
2006-06-06 09:15:01 AM  
so do Dutch fundamentalist Christians hold "a violent second of worship" to counter 06:06:06 AM?
 
2006-06-06 09:15:03 AM  
Punctuation is wrong in TFA: The forces of evil are using this day. Through our action . . .

This should read: The forces of evil are using this day through our action.

/PRAISE HELL!!
// SaTaNiC SlAsHiEs!!1
 
2006-06-06 09:15:08 AM  
forensik: Whereas I find these guys funny and this wehole 6/6/06 thing to be laughable, I still think the author of article needs to choose betrer words. What is so violent about a day of prayer?

Stupid Al-Jazeera.
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Al-Jazeera didn't call it "violent", that Piet guy in Holland called for "a violent day of worship and praise."

He's the stupid one.

Go ahead, you idiots who still believe in fairytales like devils and prophets.

Violently worship thin air and talk to yourself loudly (violent "prayer").

Religion is comedic and tragic simultaneously.
 
2006-06-06 09:15:09 AM  
Needed "dumbass" tag, both for subject and for source.

Pig nuts to al-Jazeera.
 
2006-06-06 09:15:25 AM  
Violent worship is cockpunching someone during prayer.
 
2006-06-06 09:16:43 AM  
OMFG TEH NUMBERS HAVE MAGICKAL POWERZ!!!11!

/too bad my sister is in this crowd or I would just request they DIAF.
 
2006-06-06 09:17:19 AM  
atate_esq
Some people in Ireland might disagree with you.
 
2006-06-06 09:17:41 AM  
chaddsfarkprefect :
I will be violently masturbating this day.


i28.photobucket.com
 
2006-06-06 09:18:47 AM  
These people put the FUN in fundamental.

6/6/06 doesn't mean shiat.

/Militant Agnostic: I Don't Know and Neither Do You.
 
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