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(Scotsman)   Fertility clinic forced to close its doors after it runs out of sperm   ( divider line
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6451 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Jun 2006 at 10:57 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-06-05 09:21:22 AM  
I'd be glad to donate but the wife swallowed a weeks supply last night, oh well.

/What's this fapping u speak of
//She likes appitizers
2006-06-05 09:55:55 AM  
You people are letting me down!

Where's Cartman checking the consistency before asking for gallons to start his sea people colony?

/late for work or I'd post it meself.
2006-06-05 11:02:46 AM  
Ruprick: I'd be glad to donate but the wife swallowed a weeks supply last night, oh well.

Yeah, she does have a talent for that, doesn't she?
2006-06-05 11:12:53 AM  
yeah, she does.
2006-06-05 12:33:07 PM  
Dellirium: Can you imagine 1 million, bad-toothed, grinning, drunk Scotsmen that all looked alike?

Actually, the population of Scotland is just over five million.
2006-06-05 01:03:19 PM  
understimulated: The clinic's spokeswoman, Sandra Kant, said: "It's just impossible to buy sperm - we've tried every unit in the country. but they're all dried up.

100 comments and nobody could come up with anything? You guys are slipping.......

/also have nothing

how's that?
gots nada.
2006-06-05 02:36:17 PM  
Wonder if I can get a tax write off.
2006-06-05 04:36:09 PM  
MrT, I probably should've clarified - while it may not be an issue in Scotland, it is an issue here in the 'States, where we've had several cases in which the mothers of children conceived using donated sperm tracked down the donors for the purpose of establishing paternity and obtaining child support from the donors.

In one case, the father was allegedly tricked into acknowledging paternity, even though the pregnancy in question was established by in-vitro fertilization using donated sperm. In another case, even though the man not only donated sperm but had a verbal contract exempting him from responsibility for support, acknowledged by the clinic that took the donation, he's still being sued for child support.

Basically, the meager reward for sperm donation does not justify the risk, not any more. Sperm donors aren't just folks that walk in & wank - they go through quite a bit of screening, have to follow certain rules, and typically sign a contract requiring them to donate for a certain time period. Now that there's even a risk of becoming liable for the pregnancy generated from such a donation, it's just not worth the potential hassle.
2006-06-05 05:52:55 PM  
Thank you, come again.

2006-06-05 10:04:19 PM  

"I was supposed to use a container??"

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